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  1. Torre82

    Tom Brady Reviews Gronk's "Amazing" Penis

    https://nypost.com/2020/04/08/tom-brady-says-rob-gronkowskis-penis-is-what-youd-expect/ Though Brady said “every guy’s penis looks the exact same,” when Stern circled back to the topic of Gronk’s manhood — “We also learned from you today that Gronk has a beautiful penis” — Brady took a moment...
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    https://static.parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/threes-company-ftr.jpg Joyce Dewitt, the left.
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    Stuff you don't see often

    "Born to Deliver", Evgeny Zubkov, Digital, 2020
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    Playable flash drive

    To answer your question: YesNo. Um, where to begin.. you can format any drive.. to look like anything. People have been doing that for years to create bootable 'Live discs' So can you tell the table of contents what to be, format the file system to whatever, and make it look like a disc drive...
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    Socialism

    I think Steinbeck. “And the great owners, who must lose their land in an upheaval, the great owners with access to history, with eyes to read history and to know the great fact: when property accumulates in too few hands it is taken away. And that companion fact: when a majority of the people...
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    I didnt get back in time to edit the OP, to add: They are sweets! Not actual donkey balls! And they actually look pretty nice. I can see myself sucking on some donkey balls on a hawaiian beach, maybe a *** 'n cream with it. Wait, have you actually had one?!
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    Corona Vaccine

    But it is a theory, and there are conspiracies! Everyone should be getting good practice in riling their neighbors and friends to action. Bootlicking is still rampant, but easily argued against. "Jeff Bezos donated less than 1% of his net wealth to the cause. During a crisis. What a good guy."...
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    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    If you wanna get downvoted and ignored: Reddit, Imgur, Steam forums If you want dumb conversation: Youtube, Tumblr If you want intellectual conversation: *******, Freeones #TrueFact
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    Thomas Modly should be deported

    November 25, 2019 – April 7, 2020 4 months, 13 days. America has been getting thrown under the bus extra hard, these last 4 years. Even if you appoint an idiot to a position, it gets even worse to keep rotating new guys, ya know? Ya know that, Don. Lord, I'm amazed he hasnt fired Fauci for...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6GTZrcoWEM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6GTZrcoWEM
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    Welcome to the board. :)

    Welcome to the board. :)
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    Welcome to the board.

    Welcome to the board.
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    Welcome. :)

    Welcome. :)
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    Pandemic Songs of the Day

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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Google: DOnkey balls. Was not disappoint. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2373/3959/products/Dark_DB_Pics_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1527481982 There is a shop in hawaii that sells these things. +1 to the bucket list, there.
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    Corona Vaccine

    "Some people noticed that, oddly enough, a huge amount of tragedies happen during the month of April. According to these people, April is actually the Government’s ***** Sacrifice Season and during this month the government performs sacrifices to the demon god Baal and then later disguises these...
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    Request to close / delete account

    Phasing out Marston.. just like flash hentai. :(
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    Coronavirus

    "28 weeks later" BOOYAH! VIRUS WILL MAKE ZOMBIES OF US ALL! You proved my point with your coincidence! Oh man.. *takes my tin foil hat off* I am so relieved that Robert Carlyle is going to be in the apocalypse. I really like his flicks. And stargate universe. *sigh of relief* Thats how this works.
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    trump's Coronavirus Failures and Lies

    No matter how promising any treatment will be, you have to have the right people pushing it. Do you trust a businessman who read an article or the doctors who say "It has a use for alleviating virus symptoms. Just not THIS virus." Its one of those 'take it with a grain of salt' things, like...
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    Coronavirus

    ve need more TIGER, kaptain!
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    I'm not gone, I've been here for years. Again!

    I'm not gone, I've been here for years. Again!
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    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    You know what sucks? Not enjoying time off, like this. Cuz you know.. in the future, the weekend will roll around and we've got normal jobs again. (lets say a year or two) And you hit that weekend like OMFG finally. And then you look over at that series that you STILL havent watched. Or the game...
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    Coronavirus

    Its the little large cat things that matters, maildude. A cat's got a lotta personality. Personality goes a long way.
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    TrumpTard Personality Disorder (TPD): A Series

    It sure is tiring talking to COPs, uncle X. Some of them just listen and believe that news is actually fake. Its like talking to brick walls, sir! News is opinionated, sure.. but they still have to present whats going on in the world! Oy, they could probably take OAN at their word but they push...
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    TrumpTard Personality Disorder (TPD): A Series

    Cult of the orange pig. COP, for short. We should **** and wish death upon COPs. I've already done this, though! I guess I could **** them more.. Do my civic duty, right? Youre right. In these trying times I need to step up my generosity toward my fellow citizen and take out as many COPs as...
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    But Georges used to be chill. I remember the early 2000s. lol
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    Wrestlemania 36 any good?

    The orton match was.. interesting. Some people dont like it, but at least it was entertaining to see that little journey to the weight room. The Cena thing is cringe. Other than that, I mean.. the energy just wasnt there. But some of 'em pulled off the crowdless energy. Actually there was a...
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    *laughs* I am fond of your existence, Adam. :)
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Its relevant. It isnt. But it is. Kinda like suicide. Its self defense because you ****** the guy that was trying to **** you. See? It is. Cuz it isnt. So it is(nt)
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    Real Story Behind Covid 19

    That is interesting timing on the 201, thar. https://hub.jhu.edu/2019/11/06/event-201-health-security/ The prediction was 65 mil.
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    Coronavirus

    Youre welcome. *glug glug* ******* is in the DNA. Weed isnt. Yet. Keep toking, you can rewrite the genome. ;)
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    Satanic Atheists

    I once tried to jack my dick, all day. I think I was 19. I learned that valuable lesson, however much it hurts right now.. while the endorphins are flowing and you need to cum.. its going to 'sting' to the touch.. or even just thinking about it.. after you are done. At no point did I feel...
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Just point me in the right erection, the new overlords. https://memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/510f1bcd-d35f-4aae-9b4e-b3055e55161a
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Thank you, uncle supa :) Why aren't you mod, yet?! Where's the voting booth?
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    Coronavirus

    This is relevant to Americans. Any other countries trying really hard to put their currency above the value of health?
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    >>>If you made it to 'For the Curious' by Mistake, Please Read!

    But, but.. dicks! So many dicks! Oh, and they (those dicks!) are posting pictures of ladyboys. Where can I find the leaky dicks?
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    Coronavirus

    https://i.imgur.com/G6AXdnF.gifv What sound effect did your mind use when the spike happened? I have suggestions: The THX intro. Record-scratch-cuz-someone-said-something-politically-incorrect, then a car crash, then screams.wav Toilet flushing tree cracking as it falls over, then a 'fwooshbam'
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    $2.2 Trillion Stimulus Bill Signed into Law

    In case of revolution: Break glass. Literally all of it. Not just the fire extinguisher glass.
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Well.. if they are hiring, I dunno if they're tired of our nonsense or not. I havent seen/read Adam much.. I wonder if he is okay. I dont even know who else is still around.. whars a mod list on this thing..
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    Who's the hottest non-Blonde in the Entertainment Business?

    *points to the colorful ladies* Mmhmm. More Titties of Color, plz. :)
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    >>> The NEW BOARD is LIVE!

    #FirstWorldProblems I cant find my porn fast enough! Granted, this is a relevant problem.. lol But, eh.. I'm laughing at the issues. :)
  42. Torre82

    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    *just glares at this* r u fkn srs
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    Things that are ironic/funny ever since COVID19

    Covid jokes: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BE LIKE DARTH VADER ~Doesnt visit his ****** ~Wears a mask ~Follows orders ~Practiced social distancing before it was cool ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I just realized we're actually on on vacation in vegas. No, really.. check this out: We ****** every time we...
  44. Torre82

    Danielle Bregoli / Bhad Bhabie / Cash Me Ousside How Bout Dah / Danielle Peskowitz / Slim Thugga

    *sigh* I'll just let her instagram comments speak for themselves, then. Picture quality and lack of right click goodness on instagram is garbage. (Still better than kik)
  45. Torre82

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-241f7/products/447/images/2794/Avocado_Trophy__78481.1497048543.400.400.jpg?c=2
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    Pandemic Songs of the Day

    Mood: James Blake
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    Do You Wanna Be a Moderator?! Looking for 2-3 Suck Ups!

    Mod Emma: Harry! Harry! Harry, answer your PM! Mod Emma: Uncle Adam, I need you to sign this form. What is it? Nothing. School stuff. I will later, if you behave. I wont if you wont. *sexytime.mp3* Emma watson has the corona...
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    My magic skill

    I am much concern for magic skill marccus, are you the safe in the corona extra19? I find my thoughts erection during lesbain vdeos and also yur post is sidtracting but i thouht I shoudl ask about you marcuss
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    trump's Coronavirus Failures and Lies

    Mongo, you are just pawn. In game of life. Mmmm. But on topic: Sometimes you gotta let the other side get what they want. People dont realize how much they need a socialist ideal until the overwhelming greed from the previous system breaks. But it breaks because they elected a guy who is famous...
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