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That's exactly why nobody should be feeling sorry for this woman, because she isn't a victim (assuming she was willing). I know a lot of women who have felt intimidated by police officers during a traffic stop, but absolutely none of them have handed out stroke jobs on the side of the road, you...

How is having sexual relations in a public place NOT a criminal offense? It's lewd conduct at the very, very least. If I get a blowjob in a McDonald's parking lot from a willing female, but I get caught while it's happening, I'm going to jail. What this cop did (assuming the female was...

That still doesn't seem like an acceptable reason to be scared enough to willingly give this cop a handjob. It's not like he was pointing the *** in her face or threatening her by aiming his taser in her direction. He was just being a pig (pun intended). If that's the case (and I'm not...

On a serious note - use the search function. This thread was ruined before you even opened it. On a hilarious note - you had a username that indicated that you liked to F little **** and you're complaining about us not being normal? :rofl:

I just found out what your name was before it was changed. And, it has everything to do with your behavior. Your username is an open window that allows us to peek into your soul and see you for who you really are. That's exactly why I'm going to ask Roald to change my name to BloodyPuppyFucker.

HAHAHAHA, Merry Christmas.

Because our society makes it seem like having sex with a lot of women makes somebody more of a man. Men cheat on women that are less attractive than the woman they're already with because that less attractive woman is still a woman. And, that less attractive woman is still another notch that...

Yup. Mostly because everytime I try to, she's on her period. Oh, you weren't...you were talking about...ahh, I see.

Wow, I can't believe I didn't see this until now. Is this a real story though? I mean, it says in the article that there were 13 jury members for this case. I don't know if any changes have been made, but I was fairly certain that juries consisted of only 12 members. Unless, the author's...

I don't know about you, but I'm going to be ********* a bunch of dogs; those environmentally insensitive FUCKS. :mad:

This episode of South Park was just on and, once again, I laughed UPROARIOUSLY at the following part... Cartman Cries: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=17918046 (Dude, when he cries "***", I lose it; I fucking lose it.)

I'd offer the ladies of FreeOnes a sensual inner thigh massage (and a soothing handjob for the gents), but, since I'm thousands of miles away from you all, I guess you'll just have to settle for a nice, jolly 'Merry Christmas'. Ha, sucks for you.

Ha...you're lonely.

Petra, for putting us through yet another year without knowing what she looks like naked.

...and easier to have sex with. :yesyes:

Horror movies are an absolute joke now-a-days. The movie that gets the title of the best horror flick of the decade is still going to be a terribly shitty movie, in my opinion.

If Carrie Underwood was at your house and took a **** in your bathroom, and you noticed only after she left that she had forgotten to flush it down, would you... A) Flush it down for her and continue on with your life as if nothing happened. B) Call her up and demand that she come back and...

I **** it. I still do it all the time, but I **** it.

HAHAHA, what? No wonder you're a virgin.

This is exactly why people need stop believing in a higher power. It's fake. Gods are fake. Magic is fake. But, the pain that believers cause to this world is all too real.

Poor English skills + random capitalization of the word "Job" = BEST THREAD TITLE EVER

God, can you imagine doing that with an NES Advantage? :eek:

All of the gifts I'm giving are already purchased, wrapped and placed under the tree. There's a huge ass pile of presents for my *** and ***, yet...nothing for me. Awesome.

Well...that's disappointing.

Whaaaaat? You craaaaazy (said like a comical, semi-overweight, middle-aged black woman). Florida is going to get their asses handed to them. In fact, their loss is going to make them hurt so bad that it will feel like they got ***** by an actual bearcat. I just hope the one that ******** Tim...

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3937178&postcount=32 Yuuuuup. /thread I still have to spread rep around (to people who probably don't really deserve it) before I can rep you again. Not that it really matters, but uuuuuh...yeah.

Exactly. It's just like asking a woman if size matters. Nearly 100% of them will say "no", but you don't honestly expect me to believe that nearly 100% of women actually don't care how big their man's dick is. :1orglaugh I've asked some of my best female friends that question and every...

The reason that a lot of women don't thank you for being a gentleman (AKA - the man that they have always said that they've wanted) is because a lot of women have that "I am woman, here me roar" attitude, especially now-a-days. There's a huge uprising in women trying to be extremely independent...

Fuzzy math? Let's look at the facts here... There are 32 NFL teams. There are 31 stadiums that are used by the NFL on a regular basis (currently, the New York Giants and the New York Jets both share Giants Stadium). When you add together the total seating capacity for every single NFL...

From what I've seen...yes.

Don't take this the wrong way, but maybe he thinks you're a slut. And, allow me to explain myself... If a girl wants sex and wants it aaaaall the time, a lot of guys associate that with being a slut. Whether you have ***** with a lot of other guys besides your current boyfriend or not, your...

Wow, people are dumb.

Nice guys finish last because we're not what women want. End of story.

College football is always going to be more popular and it's always going to have a bigger attendance. The only reason that is true is because colleges get a whole new batch of students (fans) every year. That's millions upon millions of new fans each and every year. You can go to just about...

History of the NFL There's a **** load more of information on the NFL's website, but that is just the very beginning of the NFL and where it's roots were planted. And, the reason I was using attaching the NFL to the formation of American football is because we were playing the game of "who did...

Considering they're one of the 5 teams that they put on TV here, I've seen a lot of Gator games. And, Tebow gets treated like Michael Jordan did in the NBA; he gets treated like a princess. How is it fair for a defender to blatantly interfer with a 75 yard pass (for example), that would...

Not here in Ohio they don't. I don't know what high schools do that, but I've never seen them. What is that supposed to prove? Where's the parity in college football? Good teams play shitty teams all year long. Wow, now that's exciting. I can't wait until next year when Ohio State plays...

And college **** don't do that? Please. College quarterbacks get the same unfair treatment. Referees call their game in order to favor certain players, quarterbacks especially. Tim Tebow; enough said. The game is set up for television, not competition. What? What games are you watching...

The same rules apply to college quarterbacks too, sooooo...:dunno: College football is pure crap though. If it's so innovative, then why is the only level of football that plays the way they do? Even middle school and high school don't buy into that style of football. College football, for...

College football is an absolute joke. They design the game in such a terrible way, but fans eat it up because they have no idea what real football is. You only have to have one foot in-bounds to complete a catch? The clock stops after you get a first down? If you fall down while carrying the...

(insert Christmas-related sexual innuendo here) That's probably the best gift I'm going to get this year. Seriously, I'll end up getting oversized sweaters or some other **** that I'll never use. Aww, but maybe someone will buy me a kitten. Yeah, that'd be sweet. Then, I could name it...

The 3 things I would like for the upcoming year are as follows: 1) To drop some more poundage and get down to my goal weight 2) To continue bettering myself at guitar 3) Finish one of the books I'm working on

Whaaaaat? No Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi? This poll is ****.

Whaaaaat? No way. Dolph Ziggler's a great character. He's very Jerichoesque and I like it. And, it's Nick Nemeth.

Protesting against US foreign policy in the Middle East? That's not what they're doing at all. I'm willing to bet that (for most people) the only reason they even care about the war is because they have a ****** member or a loved one who is fighting in it. They don't give a **** about foreign...

Sooooo, if your partner had sex with 200 different guys, sucked over 500 dicks, made sex tapes with dozens of random men, got pregnant 10 times and left 5 of those **** in a dumpster, but it was all done before she met you... ...that wouldn't effect you at all? :dunno: As a human being, I...

I don't like when people (especially my parents) ask me for my advice with cooking and then blatantly disregard everything I say. I especially **** it when they're actually in the process of cooking and I can see them disregard my advice. I also **** when people ask me a question about food...

Does the past matter? Yes, absolutely. This is obviously my personal point of view on things, but I think that everything you do and everything you've already done matters. People have this mentality that it doesn't matter what their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife did before they met them...

Shut the fuck up. They actually made Cena lose? FUCK...YEEEEESSSSS!!!