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Whaaaaat? Dude, Colt McCoy is ONE player. Texas didn't make it to the National Championship because of one individual player. Is he a good player? Yes, absolutely. But, they're still a good team without him. Their backup had a rough go for the first little bit of the game, but he caught...

You know that arrows actually bend when they're fired...right? :dunno:

In all seriousness, what exactly costs us (the US) ONE MILLION DOLLARS for every single soldier that's overseas? I mean...seriously.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/08/soda.fountain.bacteria/index.html Best...opening...statement...EVER. But, in all seriousness, that's pretty disgusting. In a twist of absolute grossness, it's actually not that surprising though. I just hope that the ***** that I'm inhaling when I'm...

Well...how'd she do?

It's a good thing that absolutely nothing could go wrong with this. :rolleyes:

ChefChiTown's Goals In Life: #137 - Make porn star throw up. Check.

I like to use melted Nestle Crunch bars. The texture is...aaaaah, it's just like the inside of a grandma.

You're missing the point, Galactic. I'm only responding because you threw my name out there, as if I'm one of the "holier than thou", but look at the headline from the article... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100107/twl-aspiring-playboy-model-found-burned-3fd0ae9.html It's not about whether...

That was my way of saying "I want to have sex with you, preferably in the back seat of a used, 1984 Chevy Malibu." Duh.

Oh man, this is too perfect... He's homophobic, hates boy bands, hates R&B AND his name is "SEXMEUP"...??? Well, do I have the perfect song for you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWvgojF_h9s FYI - It sucks that sexmeup's post is 6 years old, because that would've been sooooo sweet. SIGH...

AKA - "I have a few N'Sync albums in my collection, but I don't know how to bring it up without sounding gay...:confused:"

They never should've changed in the first place. Ever since Conan took over on The Tonight Show, Conan hasn't been the same. His show sucks now and he definitely needs to go back to being the true LATE night show.

Tom Brady was a nobody until Drew Bledsoe got injured. Everybody thought the Patriots were doomed, but they won the Super Bowl.

Don't have a Freshman (who looks like he's always about to cry) as your backup.

Re: Casey Johnson DEAD: Tila *******'s Girlfriend, Johnson & Johnson Heiress Dies At Oooooh, the IRONY!!! (Straight from Johnson & Johnson's website) http://www.jnj.com/connect/healthcare-products/consumer/

Welcome to America. It's sad when a person's response to a sad story like this involves **** like, "It's such a shame that this happened to such a pretty girl". Like, what the fuck does it matter what she looks like? Or, what she did for a living? Or, how much money she had? Or, who she...

So, Marines will admit to doing things that they've done because they have "intellectual honesty", right? Alright, let's see how correct, excuse me...HONEST...that statement is... Question 1) Have you ever put your own finger in your asshole? Question 2) Have you ever had anybody else's finger...

Those are my thoughts exactly. Sure, he might not agree with Australia's way of life (and vice versa), but he did nothing but express his opinion. It's not like he walked down the streets insulting every woman that walked by him by calling them tramps or cheap whores. This guy wrote a letter...

Oh, you didn't hear? According to "respected Scientists" (at least ones who side with, AKA - get paid to say that they believe in, Global Warming anyway), not only do temperatures get warmer with Global Warming, they also get COLDER...with...Global...WARMING??? :dunno:

Our society is **** and this is proof. Pre-teens run the fucking world. Nobody, absolutely NOBODY likes this bullshit except for pre-teens and loser adults who are trying to hold onto their youth. Yet, it's **** like this (Twilight, Harry Potter, High School Musical, etc) that rakes in...

Is there a MR. FreeOnes? I mean, I heard that's AFA's nickname in the bedroom, but...:dunno:

That must be a really old saying, because I've never heard that before.

Two of my favorite authors are Michael Crichton and Robin Cook. I know that both of them catch a lot of crap (for some stupid reason), but they both have a plethera of very entertaining books. Crichton is one of the best story tellers of all-time, hands down. And, Robin Cook is an amazingly...

MVP stands for "Most Valuable Player", not "Best Player" or "Player With The Best Stats". For instance... If Stephen Jackson ran for 1,900 yards and racked up 20 TDs this season, would you consider him an MVP, even though his 1-15 team would've had just as much success with Tim Couch running...

In my opinion, League MVP is the person who is most valuable to their team and their success. Without that player in their line-up, the team would suffer greatly and wouldn't have the success that they had. Personally, I think that Peyton Manning is the best example of that for this year...

I hope you're saying that into a mirror, because I'm already as calm as can be. Don't get defensive just because I don't believe you. Getting mad at what I said only makes me believe, even more than I already do, that the girl in that photo is not your girlfriend. If anyone needs to relax...

When I was a ***, there were 4 movies that I watched almost every single day (literally)... 1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bad ass. Bad...ass.) 2) The ******* Squad (Wolfman's got naaaaards. Classic.) 3) The Peanut Butter Solution (HAHAHAHAHA, aaaaawesome.) 4) The Never Ending Story (Artax :()

Why do I just not believe you? You probably just found that picture somewhere on the internet and want to know if there are any pornstars that look like her, so you can beat your cock around to her videos and imagine that it's the girl in the photo. But, if that really is your girlfriend...

Those are the changes I would make.

You say that like it's a bad thing. :dunno:

In a perfect world, it would be Autumn all year long. Jeans and sweatshirt weather at it's best.

Watchmen = kind of bad/disappointing Four Christmases = surprisingly funny Gran Torino = very good movie

Wow, thanks. I hope you have a good year too. I hope it's full of lots and lots of boobies and weiners.

You might want to try www.petsmart.com.

Re: Chelsea Handler from the Chelsea Lately Show... Did she really pose for Playboy? If so, I want to have sex with her issue and then cum all over an unopened, mint condition Darth Vader action figure.

God, I know. Not one of my picks was right today. Although, there's still plenty of time for Cincinnati to make a come back...PFFT, yeah right.

And they both give me a boner?

THIS

Say hello to my chick magnet...

Thems are good ass English skills.

Happy new year to you too. Ugh...I think I'm still ***** from last night. That's the last time I stay up until 4 in the morning, ******** heavy ****. Actually, no...no it's not.

I'm going to be ***** as ****, sooooo, yeah...I might be here. OR, I might be having sex with a hot gi...no, no, I'll probably be here.

Bison. Hands down, bison meat is the best meat around. And no, I'm not going to make any penis jokes. As hard as it may be (HA...hard), I'm not going to do it (HA...do it).

Uh oh, look who's creepin'... It's me. I'm the one who's creepin'. Stupid idiots.

Well, the Wii remote doesn't have a vibration function like that of a PS3 controller (for example), so I don't think it would be any more pleasurable than, oooooh, let's say the old controllers from Colecovision.

Whaaaaat? Yes, all white uniforms (with the exception of the helmet) are hard to pull off, but there are more than 3 teams in college football that can rock them with success. The 3 teams you mentioned have good all white uniforms, but so do Penn State, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Oklahoma State...

Congratulations. :glugglug:

I thought my mirror was that of a funhouse as well, because my penis shaft looked all weird and distorted, like a misshapen Play-Doh snake. But, I checked my mirror and it was totally normal. The shape of my penis on the other hand, is not.

Does that mean you look at your penis in the mirror a lot, like I do?