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  1. ChefChiTown

    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Whaaaaat? Dude, Colt McCoy is ONE player. Texas didn't make it to the National Championship because of one individual player. Is he a good player? Yes, absolutely. But, they're still a good team without him. Their backup had a rough go for the first little bit of the game, but he caught...
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    are you heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual ? (BE HONEST!)

    You know that arrows actually bend when they're fired...right? :dunno:
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    Each US Soldier in Afghanistan Costs $1 Million

    In all seriousness, what exactly costs us (the US) ONE MILLION DOLLARS for every single soldier that's overseas? I mean...seriously.
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    ***** Up, If You Like **** In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)...

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/01/08/soda.fountain.bacteria/index.html Best...opening...statement...EVER. But, in all seriousness, that's pretty disgusting. In a twist of absolute grossness, it's actually not that surprising though. I just hope that the ***** that I'm inhaling when I'm...
  5. ChefChiTown

    It's Ten O'Clock - Do You Know Where Your **** Are?

    Well...how'd she do?
  6. ChefChiTown

    Mind-Reading Systems Could Change Air Security

    It's a good thing that absolutely nothing could go wrong with this. :rolleyes:
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    Masturbating with substances

    ChefChiTown's Goals In Life: #137 - Make porn star throw up. Check.
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    Masturbating with substances

    I like to use melted Nestle Crunch bars. The texture is...aaaaah, it's just like the inside of a grandma.
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    Aspiring Playboy Model found dead in a bin...

    You're missing the point, Galactic. I'm only responding because you threw my name out there, as if I'm one of the "holier than thou", but look at the headline from the article... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100107/twl-aspiring-playboy-model-found-burned-3fd0ae9.html It's not about whether...
  10. ChefChiTown

    Favourite Music/Most Hated Music

    That was my way of saying "I want to have sex with you, preferably in the back seat of a used, 1984 Chevy Malibu." Duh.
  11. ChefChiTown

    Favourite Music/Most Hated Music

    Oh man, this is too perfect... He's homophobic, hates boy bands, hates R&B AND his name is "SEXMEUP"...??? Well, do I have the perfect song for you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWvgojF_h9s FYI - It sucks that sexmeup's post is 6 years old, because that would've been sooooo sweet. SIGH...
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    Favourite Music/Most Hated Music

    AKA - "I have a few N'Sync albums in my collection, but I don't know how to bring it up without sounding gay...:confused:"
  13. ChefChiTown

    Reinstating Leno on the Tonight Show

    They never should've changed in the first place. Ever since Conan took over on The Tonight Show, Conan hasn't been the same. His show sucks now and he definitely needs to go back to being the true LATE night show.
  14. ChefChiTown

    2009 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge!

    Tom Brady was a nobody until Drew Bledsoe got injured. Everybody thought the Patriots were doomed, but they won the Super Bowl.
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    Texas longhorns are gonna **** Alabama on Thursday!!!

    Don't have a Freshman (who looks like he's always about to cry) as your backup.
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    Casey Johnson DEAD: Tila *******'s Girlfriend, Johnson & Johnson Heiress Dies At 30

    Re: Casey Johnson DEAD: Tila *******'s Girlfriend, Johnson & Johnson Heiress Dies At Oooooh, the IRONY!!! (Straight from Johnson & Johnson's website) http://www.jnj.com/connect/healthcare-products/consumer/
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    Aspiring Playboy Model found dead in a bin...

    Welcome to America. It's sad when a person's response to a sad story like this involves **** like, "It's such a shame that this happened to such a pretty girl". Like, what the fuck does it matter what she looks like? Or, what she did for a living? Or, how much money she had? Or, who she...
  18. ChefChiTown

    US Marine Tells Australian Girls To Cover Up, Offends Nation

    So, Marines will admit to doing things that they've done because they have "intellectual honesty", right? Alright, let's see how correct, excuse me...HONEST...that statement is... Question 1) Have you ever put your own finger in your asshole? Question 2) Have you ever had anybody else's finger...
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    US Marine Tells Australian Girls To Cover Up, Offends Nation

    Those are my thoughts exactly. Sure, he might not agree with Australia's way of life (and vice versa), but he did nothing but express his opinion. It's not like he walked down the streets insulting every woman that walked by him by calling them tramps or cheap whores. This guy wrote a letter...
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    Global Warming? Really?

    Oh, you didn't hear? According to "respected Scientists" (at least ones who side with, AKA - get paid to say that they believe in, Global Warming anyway), not only do temperatures get warmer with Global Warming, they also get COLDER...with...Global...WARMING??? :dunno:
  21. ChefChiTown

    Vampires rule People's Choice Awards

    Our society is **** and this is proof. Pre-teens run the fucking world. Nobody, absolutely NOBODY likes this bullshit except for pre-teens and loser adults who are trying to hold onto their youth. Yet, it's **** like this (Twilight, Harry Potter, High School Musical, etc) that rakes in...
  22. ChefChiTown

    Who do you hope and think is going to win the Miss FreeOnes 2010 contest?

    Is there a MR. FreeOnes? I mean, I heard that's AFA's nickname in the bedroom, but...:dunno:
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    Interesting Observation From a Long Time Member!

    That must be a really old saying, because I've never heard that before.
  24. ChefChiTown

    Who are your favorite Writers?

    Two of my favorite authors are Michael Crichton and Robin Cook. I know that both of them catch a lot of crap (for some stupid reason), but they both have a plethera of very entertaining books. Crichton is one of the best story tellers of all-time, hands down. And, Robin Cook is an amazingly...
  25. ChefChiTown

    NFL Post Season Awarda

    MVP stands for "Most Valuable Player", not "Best Player" or "Player With The Best Stats". For instance... If Stephen Jackson ran for 1,900 yards and racked up 20 TDs this season, would you consider him an MVP, even though his 1-15 team would've had just as much success with Tim Couch running...
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    NFL Post Season Awarda

    In my opinion, League MVP is the person who is most valuable to their team and their success. Without that player in their line-up, the team would suffer greatly and wouldn't have the success that they had. Personally, I think that Peyton Manning is the best example of that for this year...
  27. ChefChiTown

    Myself and my significant other had a question

    I hope you're saying that into a mirror, because I'm already as calm as can be. Don't get defensive just because I don't believe you. Getting mad at what I said only makes me believe, even more than I already do, that the girl in that photo is not your girlfriend. If anyone needs to relax...
  28. ChefChiTown

    Your all time favorite movies as a ***!

    When I was a ***, there were 4 movies that I watched almost every single day (literally)... 1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bad ass. Bad...ass.) 2) The ******* Squad (Wolfman's got naaaaards. Classic.) 3) The Peanut Butter Solution (HAHAHAHAHA, aaaaawesome.) 4) The Never Ending Story (Artax :()
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    Myself and my significant other had a question

    Why do I just not believe you? You probably just found that picture somewhere on the internet and want to know if there are any pornstars that look like her, so you can beat your cock around to her videos and imagine that it's the girl in the photo. But, if that really is your girlfriend...
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    NFL Post Season Awarda

    Those are the changes I would make.
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    Interesting Observation From a Long Time Member!

    You say that like it's a bad thing. :dunno:
  32. ChefChiTown

    Let's Talk Climate?

    In a perfect world, it would be Autumn all year long. Jeans and sweatshirt weather at it's best.
  33. ChefChiTown

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Watchmen = kind of bad/disappointing Four Christmases = surprisingly funny Gran Torino = very good movie
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    Wow, thanks. I hope you have a good year too. I hope it's full of lots and lots of boobies and...

    Wow, thanks. I hope you have a good year too. I hope it's full of lots and lots of boobies and weiners.
  35. ChefChiTown

    Need Some Help...

    You might want to try www.petsmart.com.
  36. ChefChiTown

    Chelsea Handler

    Re: Chelsea Handler from the Chelsea Lately Show... Did she really pose for Playboy? If so, I want to have sex with her issue and then cum all over an unopened, mint condition Darth Vader action figure.
  37. ChefChiTown

    2009 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge!

    God, I know. Not one of my picks was right today. Although, there's still plenty of time for Cincinnati to make a come back...PFFT, yeah right.
  38. ChefChiTown

    Any Car Guys on the Forum?

    And they both give me a boner?
  39. ChefChiTown

    Any Car Guys on the Forum?

    Say hello to my chick magnet...
  40. ChefChiTown

    Julia Bond Stopped doin Porn and works on MFC now!

    Thems are good ass English skills.
  41. ChefChiTown

    Happy new year to you too. Ugh...I think I'm still ***** from last night. That's the last time...

    Happy new year to you too. Ugh...I think I'm still ***** from last night. That's the last time I stay up until 4 in the morning, ******** heavy ****. Actually, no...no it's not.
  42. ChefChiTown

    Who Will Be On Here Exactly 24 Hrs. From Now?

    I'm going to be ***** as ****, sooooo, yeah...I might be here. OR, I might be having sex with a hot gi...no, no, I'll probably be here.
  43. ChefChiTown

    Let's Talk Meat???

    Bison. Hands down, bison meat is the best meat around. And no, I'm not going to make any penis jokes. As hard as it may be (HA...hard), I'm not going to do it (HA...do it).
  44. ChefChiTown

    2009 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge!

    Uh oh, look who's creepin'... It's me. I'm the one who's creepin'. Stupid idiots.
  45. ChefChiTown

    "Playing" N64 By Myself... (Photoset)

    Well, the Wii remote doesn't have a vibration function like that of a PS3 controller (for example), so I don't think it would be any more pleasurable than, oooooh, let's say the old controllers from Colecovision.
  46. ChefChiTown

    2009 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge!

    Whaaaaat? Yes, all white uniforms (with the exception of the helmet) are hard to pull off, but there are more than 3 teams in college football that can rock them with success. The 3 teams you mentioned have good all white uniforms, but so do Penn State, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Oklahoma State...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Didn't see that one coming, a Christmas I'll never forget.

    Congratulations. :glugglug:
  48. ChefChiTown

    Man...This Site Needs Work...

    I thought my mirror was that of a funhouse as well, because my penis shaft looked all weird and distorted, like a misshapen Play-Doh snake. But, I checked my mirror and it was totally normal. The shape of my penis on the other hand, is not.
  49. ChefChiTown

    Man...This Site Needs Work...

    Does that mean you look at your penis in the mirror a lot, like I do?
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