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Well, some appliances just know how to chill in all the right ways. Let’s just say the ice maker wasn’t the only thing dispensing refreshment.

I recently farted. I farted in the past, I tried to quit. It isnt so much the addiction .. it is more the act. I like opening my butthole without fingers and expressing my feelings to the world. I almost feel like recommending this to the world, but ppl feel so shamed about it. Ppl really cant...

Oh, edit a thing? :)

"NINJA! VANISH!" /clicks vanish on those posts

Just the A-team theme. But by 'listening to', I mean I woke up with it stuck on repeat in my mind. This is not my usual morning vibe, ergo I'm here to share that misfortune with you. :)

TFW a search for grool on some of my tube sites: Because 1: All 'promoted advertisements' before actual results 2: You want me to age verify to access the things I favorited a decade ago? fuqoff with that I'm middle aged 3:Fake grool. You just put a ton of astroglide in there and fake...

Can I get some salty, jaded and angry 'Tsundere' ladyboys?

'allo, sirs. You have been caught up. :)

Can I request some 'sour' Thai ladyboys?

I'm not entirely sure what to say about this... water buffalo? Yak? Reasonably well-armed ******? The great news is that he is utterly prepared for any confrontation. But.. bruh. Thumbs. Can a ***** get some thumbs?

Grew up with fireplace. Have had naked chicks. Never mixed the two. Seems counterproductive, since we're gonna get overheated with our.. 'activity'. Then again, womens always be cold. Ugh. :)

The pushback has begun: (At least with games. I'm sure porn is further down the line. Cuz srsly, they are losing money. Everyone is losing money. Porn is still 70% of all internet traffic, no?

The poor guy used every last muscle to slam Andre. I dun' even wanna imagine what tore, what overloaded and what needed some phys rehab. ...but he did it, by jove.

NOOOOOOOOO Now the song doesnt feel as good.. :(

Plz attempt to do so. May I kindly redirect your anger to the processors, tho? I cannot stress this enough: We are all in the same boat, here. You know what I know what we all know. That isnt much help, and despite being part of the staff, we're all 'bending the knee' to the bullshit processors...

I have did the things. She is now the not. But is.

Welcome to the future. It isnt as cool as you thought it would be. :)

I never minded your nad. By all means empty it. (or them) lol :)

Done. /polishes brass ;)

Well. Did you stay sane or did you do a meat n greet?

AH yes, a video about payment processors.

/look at girl' name /look at girl /shrug Inked up, colored hair and all. Yup, that is Barbita. Kinda. :) aand done.

Since, before long, we wont be seeing each other ever again.. (Unless everyone magically becomes bronze members to stay aboard) It has been a pleasure reading all of your nonsense. :)

Spared no expense. ~ Jurassic Ones (Done.)

The last post edit is in captivity. The galaxy.. is at peace.

Done.

It can be found here and only here. https://www.madsexparty.com/

You ******** the emperor's laws and now you'll have to pay the fine. 100 septims or a week in jail! /proceeds to sell the stolen item for 1000 and gives the 'Govt Thieves Guild' their 10%

Ozzy Osbourne just kicked it. 76 https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn0qq5nyxn0t

er, no? I'm just saying that she, herself, posted it. But that was a year ago and her acct has since been ******. r/nudetwerk•1 yr. ago Nicole_kang

But she has not forgotten you. Lessee.. all my ex's. Bai Ling. Millie whatsername that did the sherlock holmes' niece movies. (I think it was a netflix thing?) Mena Suvari (the chick that Spacey ALMOST did in American Beauty) Destina Sanders...

But. I would tho and not very. Unless you include FO's as a job, in which case it is a side effect of that job. Sometimes.

There is no you. There is only me. I just made you up to hurt myself ~ Trent Reznor

Probably https://www.reddit.com/user/Nicole_kang/

I strive for total transparency in my relationships. Ergo, I am divorced.

July 18, 2025. Cleaned all 404s and /bump to find out if they did anything new.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. But Ken's full name is Steve Freeones. Thats something that you know, now. And also wombats make cube dooks.

/nod of approval I like RL stories like this. Infinitely more believable than "She had huge tits, a great tan and lived next door. One night while she was.. ... and her bikini slipped off.. .. we came. the end." The potatoes are ready.

Considering the other S Love is newer... yeah. Done up til this point. :)

I usually just call it yellow. Very inoffensive and gives me a heads-up on their mental facilities. On the flipside, since dook is so.. meh.. I call it 'brown justice'. For a lil flair.

My mantra. ... but not the way they do things over at EviAngel. Always putting things in the pooper.

/sigh "Never name yourself or your offspring something that you cannot afford" ~ Wisdom from an overnight cashier at a supermarket, whose name was Taffie. (Her mum asked a 5 year old what to name her new s!ster. Without a thought, she said Taffy and then proceeded to misspell it upon writing it...

Arya Stark is not pleased with these additions to the board censor list.

Oh her? THat's maytag. /sarcasm :)

done

Frrrrt.

Details, my guy. What'd you search for, who do you THINK it is, what clues you got? Help your fellow searchers out with whatcha got. Even the thread title is vague AF. Throw in that 'white lady takes vaginal doggy style' detail. ;)

She is sabilo no mas.