Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

[tvstrip]

Looking at the thread topic and speaking of Dino, has anyone seen him around? He's been MIA for over a month I think..

 

[The Yak]

Diarrheal diseases are a leading cause of death outside of the developed world. I draw your attention to the phrase "developed world" because diarrhea does not have the same gravity in America. I once ended a customer call at work with "I hope you get diarrhea and die You Miserable, septuagenarian cunt!" and it was waved off with a laugh because, even if she had gotten diarrhea, there is a 99% chance it will be nothing. If you said something like that in other parts of the world it might carry more weight because it is a much more common cause of death. It would be like someone from their country telling an American "I hope you get shot by a minority, inner-city male youth".

 

[The Yak]

If we ever do a Freeones production of a play I wrote called "The Blue Dawn: A Tale of Love and Betrayal in the New West." , I will play Dr.Kagan, the blustery psychiatrist with a dark past. A dark and secret past. A dark, secret and murderous past. A dark, secret, murd-"

Sound of smack. "Stop being a dick."

Thank you, Katherine.

 

[The Yak]

You know who never said "THIS IS MY PENIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME IT LOOKS LIKE THE BROKEN LAWN CHAIR AT THE HOTEL!!!"?

Tom Hanks.

Except we can't know he never said that. It's highly unlikely but we can never be certain.

 

[The Yak]

If they didn't have to pay for it, I bet a lot of parents would be more impressed by the expensive damage their ******** cause. Take some pride. It's not everybody's *** who has destroyed an entire The Home Depot garden center.

 

[Pornfan99]

Ha, ha; censors at work again!!

Ch!ldren, and k!d?

 

[Pornfan99]

Interesting aerial photographs!! (Can skip the last three, though - IMHO.)

https://www.usatoday.com/picture-ga...ial-photographer-of-year-winners/84494614007/

 

[Pornfan99]

I know the memes thread got discontinued a while back. The YTer whose content I would share - I just saw this, and had to post it.

 

[The Yak]

I would say "I'm the dullest person because I have never thrown up in a tuba" and all of you who have thrown up in a tuba would give me a penny.

 

[Torre82]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

But Ken's full name is Steve Freeones.

Thats something that you know, now.

And also wombats make cube dooks.

 

[The Yak]

If I could intelligently communicate the insights I have while under the influence of THC those thoughts would form a foundational philosophy text.

And I mean that.

 

[The Yak]

I will tell you what chick I have masturbated to the most . . . in thread created for that very topic.

 

[Torre82]

I strive for total transparency in my relationships.
Ergo, I am divorced.

 

[The Yak]

That would mean I can't logically exist. Not really. Not in a really real way that matters.

 

[Torre82]

That would mean I can't logically exist. Not really. Not in a really real way that matters.

There is no you. There is only me.
I just made you up to hurt myself
~ Trent Reznor

 

[The Yak]

Either I am comprehending existence on a profoundly deeper level than I have experienced in my life or I am wrecked out of my fucking gourd.

 

[The Yak]

"Bring me that vagina."

Many are going to read that in a creepy, possessive way with images of armed men marching out. There are certainly other interpretations. I imagine a just starting out gynecologist telling his/her plucky assistant to get a specific person's vagina.

 

[The Yak]

"Comply with our demands or we will tell everyone at your job that you would rather be at home masturbating."

How worried are you?

 

[Torre82]

"Comply with our demands or we will tell everyone at your job that you would rather be at home masturbating."

How worried are you?

But. I would tho

and not very. Unless you include FO's as a job, in which case it is a side effect of that job. Sometimes.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

"Bring me that vagina."

Many are going to read that in a creepy, possessive way with images of armed men marching out. There are certainly other interpretations. I imagine a just starting out gynecologist telling his/her plucky assistant to get a specific person's vagina.

I took it as meaning, you asked your assistant to bring you a molded fake vagina to masturbate with. Or one of the real ones stored in your refrigerator, after you cut them off of your victim.

"Comply with our demands or we will tell everyone at your job that you would rather be at home masturbating."

How worried are you?

I wouldn't be worried....they would probably tell you......

"At least he stopped doing it here"