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Oh, hey! I just found something also about Islam and the "Will of Allah". http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11699469/ It's a nice little heartwarming story about some Muslim oxygen thief who mowed down 9 students with an SUV on the University of North Carolina campus in an attempt “avenge the deaths...

For a choice in life that is simply decided by whether or not to click a mouse, these guys sure are taking this very seriously. It's not like your making the life changing decision on whether or not to leave the seminary, just take it out of your bookmarks. Oh well, best wishes Harley, I...

Read the first post again guys and quit this all too common and typical downward spiraling of a thread into an entirely different and drastically more serious issue than it was ever meant to be. The guy wants to end the relationship. He's not just lurking around getting cheap sex, he realizes...

Re: Bunny / Bonnie / Bunni Luv I've seen her in movies, she's great. She's like a little dirty pervert, you can tell that she's got some healthy, deviant thoughts. And that body mmmm :flame:

It's a play on words, folks. It's called humor, it's a pun and it's meant to be funny. And my question was, and still is, is anyone surprised people were shooting other people at a rap concert? I doubt it. And as far as West's choice of words at the fundraiser, he did alot of people a great...

That's an insult to Lanny Barbie anyway.

anyone surprised? http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2006/03/two_ushers_shot.html

Whoops my mistake. Then it'll be "Mike Rocket" going at with "TDK" Seriously, if you want to leave, then leave. Telling everyone about it is just a way to see how many people care.

God's will? Like it was God's will to **** about 3,000 on 9/11/2001. Like it was God's will to wipe out 283,100 people with a big wave. Like it's God's will to destroy the lives of millions of people in the gulf coast region. Ah, God's will. What a wonderful thing.

Nothin' yet, Dirt Late Model would be my *****. I have to have an extra $250,000 do it, and I don't quite have it. Yet. What do you, drag race?

Good. Especially the one about having to take down the picture of Bush praying - he seems do a hell of alot more of that than thinking. Religion has no place in publicly funded America. Thank God.

RUN LIKE HELL. Nothing good can come of this. Doesn't really matter if it's true or not. If she's lying, then she's fucked in the head. If she's telling the truth then she's fucked in the head so what difference does it make. I'm sure her self esteem is in the tank and that makes her fun...

Go ahead, close your account. You'll be back. I'm gonna laugh my head off in a few weeks when I see some guy called "Memorex" arguing back and forth with some guy called "Mick Rocket". Is it live?

Nicole Richie, they're going to see who can go the longest without eating.

Hey, you can't sit around smoking Newports and eating Cheetos forever:1orglaugh

In that HQ photo her back, bony shoulders and elbow look like that of a hairy 80 year old woman on her deathbed. The boob looks okay, everything else is nauseating.

Fuckin A dude! What do you race and where to you do it. I'm in the Southeast so I know a little 'bout dirt track racing.

That makes no sense at all. The old pictures show her dressed in the latest thrift store fashions with straight stringy hair, i.e. "trashy". These days she's wearing nice clothes that make her look classy and styled her hair (I could take or leave the blond dye job but at least the roots are...

***** and weed or motorcycles, but the one never meets the other two.

Mcrocket - did this happen to you lately or slow day at work?

Hmm, the world looked basically the same except now, as opposed to 10 years ago, all the ******** and fucked up **** has the United States' name all over it. Fuck!

I do like my iPod, satellite radio, Freeones, and DVD porn but No. In the eyes of the world America, my country, has become the obnoxious redneck bully, cocking off to anybody who questions him, using paranoid scare tactics to steal your lunch money, and going places where he doesn't belong and...

This isn't for everyone but damn this chick is hot and I'd like to know if anyone knows who she is: The chick on the right in every pic, careful - it shows girls peeing :eek: http://glimpse-it.com/openarea/sampics/source/10.html http://glimpse-it.com/openarea/sampics/source/10.html...

Deathcrotch Morbid Slaughter Axe Handle Theatre of ******* Sledge Mauler ***** Curdler Pummelling of the Soul Baby ***** Prophet of Entrails Dog Stomper Maggot Soup Gates of the Abyss Sacrificial Toolshed Petrified Remains Log Shitter Stool Fucker Just kidding, none of those are real bands but...

Read the smoking *** again, she DIDN'T sign it.

Re: Lanny Barbie / Barby http://www.uberbitchnaomi.com/images/babes/vivid_lanny/3.html nicest legs I've ever seen.

Holy ****, one thing can be said - this fucking loser is thorough. I think less thought was put into the U.S. Constitution than this douche bag's maniacal demands. Loved the part about "shaving measurements every saturday". What a **** pile.

Yeah, I heard that too but apparently Jessica was just getting over a touch of the flu and she still had a little fever. She cheated! Thanks Vanish, I appreciate that too.

This will explain it: Have you ever EVER seen cum on her face? No. That's why. Plus, I've heard she's "difficult" to work with. Most porn fans probably don't give a fuck about that, they just want to see a hot chick act like a cock craved cum guzzling whore. She doesn't do that.

Re: Jenny McCarthy wants an orgy I would so love to do ass-to-mouth porn with her!

Re: Teri Hatcher... 'I'll appear in playboy for...' Maybe if Playboy was trying NOT TO SELL ANY ISSUES AT ALL then they might publish pictures like this http://www.wwtdd.com/images/th20.shtml Her face looks like that of a bloated chipmunk that just got run over by a car.

:wtf: I may be a little slow here but this post appears to be slightly off topic? I can understand though, I too often get the phrase "divorced because of porn" mixed up with "Nikki Tyler's First Anal".

YES. For reasons unexplainable I found it REALLY hot.

Sorry dude, I just saw a naked picture of Josie Maran, thought she was hot as hell. I was also thinking how she looked kinda like Jessica Alba and it made me appreciate it that much more that Josie is willing to show her impeccable boobs to all the world. So, your thread inspired me to...

Hmmmm.., so do you..:rofl:

Call your lawyer, start going to the gym more, upgrade your wardrobe, learn cheesy pick up lines, learn how to divide your stuff in half, familiarize yourself with the local sports bar, you never have to clean a bathroom again!, scan the papers for a nice sized reasonably priced one bedroom...

And another one: "White House had Prior Knowledge of Cheney Threat" ----The Onion Feb 22, 2006

I know she's not nearly as popular but someone just posted some Josie Maran pics http://www.celebs-nude-movies.com/galleries/2/josie_maran/josie_maran_free.html I say she's even hotter, and willing to take her clothes off, than Jessica Alba...

Re: Naughty Allie pics ??? If my wife looked and acted like that, I'd blow ******* loads too!

You remember in the late mid to late 90s when the San Fransisco 49ers were a dynasty in the NFL? It was tough watching such a powerhouse fall so hard so fast from atop their perch. It's kinda the same thing watching Brittany's slide into oblivion.

I think it's been open season on "racist humor against whites" for a long time. Difference is nobody seems to get worked up about it enough to give a ****. And that's a good thing, it's just humor (well it's supposed to be, most of it is so base and predictable it doesn't seem like humor at...

3 girls, 2 ounces of blow, a donkey, mariachi band, 1 gallon of KY, margarita machine and 1 week in Vegas.

Sure, just email it to me at hotrod11inches@maxell'smodelgirlfriend.com "Didn't marry the wench..."? Damn, if that attitude even slightly ****** over in to how you treat her, we may have a much better understanding of why your having trouble getting a blow job. Make her feel good in some way...

Excellent idea Sweeper. If he's anything like me, he'd rather watch a girl get a lap dance than get one himself. So buy yourself a whole lot of lap dances. The dancers usually let chicks get away with a whole lot more so try to engage the dancers in some heavy petting. I was watching this...

Birthday presents are such a crap shoot. You're never sure what the person is going to like or dislike, especially when it's a new relationship (which seems to be the case here). I've given and received many hit or miss birthday presents in my day, with varying degrees of success and...

A total of 3 posts from nikegunit and 2 of them have the same spam bullshit link. Thanks for your valuable contributions.:thumbsup:

HEY! That's new to me! Good Stuff manning:hatsoff: Drinks on me:glugglug:

Sex with Paula Abdul in a Jetta? That dude is my idol I've been hearing this dude forever, he's fucking hilarious. Further proof that the list of ways to make money is endless.

I'm guessing the barrels are full of....****? Anyhow, the dick in me can't help but ask the Red Baron if he thought about this before he got married? My buddy bought a Mini Van recently. Yesterday he asked me how he can get it to do a 1/4 mile in 11 seconds. I told him he's got solid...

It's called "givin' the dog a prone" Ok, severely bad pun. Sorry.