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Sacrifice a chicken for her. Chicks love that.

I definitely agree, there are alot of mainstream *********** that aren't hot enough for porn. Take Kirsten Dunst, Gwenyth Paltrow, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, etc. If those chicks weren't famous and went in to porn, they would be spit out the bottom of amatuer ******* industry faster than...

Scores

For someone so articulate, I'd think you could pick up some kind of satisfactory female companionship. Perhaps it's you penchant for herb & molly that's getting in the way?

100 bucks, tops.

Wow dude, I really hope your get the help you need. This is not something to be taken lightly. I wish you the best of luck.

Depends on the mood: 1. Las Vegas, Nevada or 2. Summit County, Colorado

Hey Fox, referring to your text in bold, please see the portion of my original post. What you're saying and what I'm saying are the same thing, I just don't feel the need to detail this morning's sexcapade in the context of this thread. Whereas I'm talking about the sexual experience that...

Upon the advice of my attorney, I can no longer elaborate on what happened that night in Tijuana

Hell, the only problem I have with these toys is when women are reluctant to use them in my presence. I think it's extremely erotic when she puts one up her ass while getting fucked, or vibrates her clit during sex (the guy can feel it too you know). And in today's installment of "I can't...

So....Fucking.....HOT

I understand there is a huge wide variety of music that could be termed as "hip hop" and I, nor my friends, have even scratched the surface, only the sugar coating that can be found in any form of today's popular music. I'm just saying that my friends lately have been pummeling me over and over...

umm, this is just a thought.....have you considered one of those girlfriend things? I COMPLETELY understand the theory of diminishing returns, especially when it comes to porn, but nothing gets your mind off of it like the real live thing.

Is this the thread about Hezbollah and Isreal and all the ******** in the middle east? Sounds like it.

I am rock n' roll to the core w/ a little metal thrown in there. Over the years my friends have inexplicably been sucked into to the hip hop vortex. Summer just isn't what it used to be. I am so sick of some slacked jawed poser mumbling bullshit about his car and the **** he drinks while some...

Re: fIgUrE oF iDeAl PoRn StAr... Dyanna Lauren WAS unbelievable. Find something to occupy your time instead of randomly pressing the "shift" button.

Ok, I think I know exactly what you're going through, I have a similar situation. I work with a certain person. I accidentally burped at work one day and that person scolded me, explaining that it was bad manners. But within a short amount of time, even less than a week, that person still...

I didn't know if it had to include oral either. Now when it comes to that, just stay on the clit and you'll be alright.

Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave

I know, that guy who posted that was a sicko pervert heathen. As far as the red wings. I don't know Double L, what do you think? I will tell ya though, as you may imagine I am a huge fan of the entire human condition but that is one of the hardest things for me to stomach. I treat it like...

My goodness, you guys are sick :1orglaugh

Chocolate or Vanilla? I don't know, how 'bout both. Two in the Pink, One in the Stink.

Dude, you are either gay, way too fucking shy, stuck up, or just not interested in her one bit - despite her top 10 looks. Hey, I agree with not taking advantage of her ******* situation, that actually leads me to believe you have too much respect for her than to just go for a sloppy one...

.....touch myself?

I wonder if she can rebuild a carbeurator on a small block Chevy. Seriously, 01) I look at her skin, imagine what it feels like against me, imagine the warmth and softness of it. I look at the muscle tone in her arms, her back, look at her posture, it says alot about her self respect and...

I want two chicks to be in the 69 position while I'm fucking the top chick in the ass. I then want to pull out and blast a ******* load all over her ass and pussy and watch it all drip into the other chick's mouth. Then I want the chick on top to turn around and lick it off the first girl's...

Ranks right up there with diamonds and a dozen roses, doesn't it?:D

To continue from the other "either/or" thread, here is the official Poll::glugglug:

Sorry, this should be a friggin Poll, I'm gonna post it now.

Alright, since everyone's asking inane "either or questions" here's one asking for your choice for favorite kinda-sick-semi-disgusting-but-actually-a-perverse-turn-on nasty sexual act in porn. 1. Ass-to-mouth (guy pulls dick out of girls ass, girl puts dick in mouth. Even hotter if it's a...

But I need vids!!!! Because, yes, we all love cum covered Asian hotties!

I would add Fonda Peters, Wilma Fingerdew, and Ivana Humpalot to that list :thumbsup:

What kind of gas do you put in your car? 87 or 89 octane? Do you wear athletic socks? Green or blue? Do you ***** water? Do you like walking on asphalt or concrete? Soup: Campbells or Progresso? Who here goes to ***** at night? Do you like things that move? What is your favorite...

On the bathroom wall at my favorite college bar, years ago: "Some come here to sit and think Some come here to wonder I come here to **** and stink and fart like fucking Thunder" Classic.

I read people's fortunes. They find it a bit uncomfortable but they still pay the $5.

Very well, where do I begin? My ****** was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My ****** was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My ****** would womanize, he would *****, he would make...

A-FUCKING-MEN *******. The definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results. The whole area seems to be dragged down by some fucking goddamned book that focuses their efforts on never progressing one damned bit in this world. While the majority of the world...

Ok, this is kinda reverse of the theme here but good. I was in college, it was a rare Saturday night that I was so hung over I didn't go out ******** but just kinda laid on the couch all night watching movies. Well, I guess I "fell ******" on the couch, or at least that's what my roommate and...

Yeah! :nanner:

You all listen to the Prof on this one. He's one smart motherfucker and probably one of the very few around here that remotely has a clue how economics work in this country. Do not be discouraged if he's labeled you as "ignorant" because on this subject, 99% of us are and we could learn a lot...

3 Vicodins

To ONLY be able to fuck Silvia Saint for the rest of your life is the greatest reward that could ever be bestowed upon a man (or woman)

Re: Developing Crisis "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his *******'s keeper and the...

Good to hear that! I have a tremendous amount of respect for the Sierra Club and those who contribute to their efforts :hatsoff: Now, the reason I've tied terrorism into this discussion is to show just how wrong it is to suggest that this incident at the gas station is somehow unique to...

13 at my ******'s birthday party. She was turning 15 that day.

Re: Has anyone here tried............. This thread is getting suckier by the minute. Bullshit half words being typed, posts by P + DD that make little sense, gay subject. Fuck this place, this is bullshit, I'm outta here! :wave:

Tip? Learn how to use spell check.

Re: Developing Crisis Wolf, I think your obsession with all that is dark and dreary is going to end up owning you. And if history is even the slightest idicator of things to come then No, there will never be peace. Never has been, never will. Get over it.

It's as simple as this, your choice of wording sucks, Wolf. It would be more accurate to say "Leave it to a couple of IDIOTS to turn a nice free gesture into a pathetic display of selfishness run amok." Two car crashes and four people arrested. Big Fucking Deal. If this is worst that...

Yeah, no ****. I smell a gay trucker having some fun:eek: