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Loves Twilight, Elton John and the Jonas Brothers.

And then some.

I wonder if humping a donkey is to giraffes what humping a fat chick is to me. That would be socially stigmatizing, in case you were wondering.

God bless the good people at Cracked.com. http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-throw-an-insane-orgy-using-craigslist/ If you've got yourself a collection of care bears you probably want to add a few pictures of what you're offering to avoid confusing furries. The situation degenerated quickly...

http://www.nerve.com/photo-features/the-quotable-douchebag/ SLIDESHOW WARNING!!! R.Kelly, Rush Limbaugh and the usual suspects. Honestly though, the picture of the guy on the first page makes clicking on the link worthwhile. Bonus quote from the Hoff.

Stories like this help restore my faith in humanity...............................a little. http://www.kansascity.com/703/story/1452971.html Rick Reilly wrote about a similar situation in SI about three or four years ago that made me a little weepy. God bless the players and coaches involved...

I love leenks.com http://www.leenks.com/gallery953.htm

I love fark.com. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html The fap material for middle aged soccer moms gets thoroughly trashed in the article and that makes me feel all warm inside.

http://absoluteworst.wordpress.com/ Carrot Top, Jamie Kennedy, Ecks vs Sever and Flying Piranhas top this list of awesomely bad stuff.

WHAT SHE SAYS: I think of you as a *******. TRANSLATION: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' WHAT SHE SAYS: There's a slight difference in our ages. TRANSLATION: I don't want to do my ***. WHAT SHE SAYS: I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. TRANSLATION: You are...

You'd have to be the biggest a-hole on the board to think this isn't adorable. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Young-Phillies-fan-rejects-***-s-fou?urn=mlb,189941

I knew it long before this list was posted but its nice to have someone quantify that belief. http://www.dailyfill.com/11-Quotes-That-Prove-Kanye-Is-A-Douchebag-22511/

is tired of your ****.

Is she really going to ***** those lava lamps?

Awe inspiring, really.

Much harder to accomplish than surprise butt seks. Oh, and Duke sucks.

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Must be Paris. You can't walk three feet in that city without stepping in something.

Kind of uncool to be likening this to September 11th but the video is pretty funny. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

Despite my loathing of everything about professional wrasslin' I had to laugh at this collection of Ric Flair's best faceplants set to classical music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFyC-jTJ5Y&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcgi%2Fvidplayer.pl%3FIDLink%3D4634082&feature=player_embedded#t=115

A few words of wisdom from some genuine heroes. http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/chi-heroes_honorsep13,0,1934409.story?page=1

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090913/ap_on_re_us/us_obit_borlaug_2 I knew who he was. That is to say, I knew what he acheived. Having grown up in Iowa and attending the World Food Prize events a few times his name was mentioned more than a few times. So long, Norman Borlaug. We hardly knew...

http://supertremendous.com/Content/the-10-funniest-moments-in-muppet-show-history.html I would've thought the "Leprechaun Brothers" would be number one. And no mention of the Great Gonzo?

a very happy squirrel.

Poor kitty.

Nope. It's just another scary fucking spider.

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I actually **** that word, "brah." It makes everyone who says it sound like a cretin. But it fit the pic, so what're ya gonna do, Brah?

And why does that chair need to be so high, you bitch?