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  1. calpoon

    What are you reading now?

    Death By Black Hole by Neil DegrasseTyson Gross Universal Cash Heist by Bucky Fuller Iluminatus! book one by Robert Anton Wilson I haven't yet Finished Secret Societies (mention in my last list of books in this thread), I might after I finish those other ones (the first two are library...
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    What kind of idiot tattoos their face??

    Well yes, the desire to drastically change one's body can be seen as a sign of neurosis... but I always contrast that with rigid dieting and plastic surgery, even fashion to an extent. Society propagates and encourages these things, and they are really no different, or rather they stem from the...
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    Fox and Friends, Alisyn Camerota gives me a major boner.

    for some reason all this thread did was make me think of hot how Megan Fox is.:dunno:
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    Only one shoe brand still being made in the United States

    well I'm not one to buy shoes all the time. maybe one pair every couple years as they wear out. What I do is buy my shoes at thrift shops that are based on donation and give proceeds to local charities. Yeah, it's not really going around the outsourcing pool, but I figure that you can't stop...
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    So now that we live in a socialist paradise where the wealthy are all being taken down to minimum wage, where's my money? i'm still fuckin broke!
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    bill mahar is awesome. yeah, he's a liberal because he doesn't think that the government should tell people what to do... isn't that what conservatives claim to be about? I don't know, but it sounds pretty radical to me either way. :cool:
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    well part of it was in space... so what? close enough. Jason takes Manhattan is still a F13 movie. Even though it didn't take place in camp crystal lake, it revolved a masked maniac ******* people with a machete. that's just nitpicking. Or how about Enemy Mine? it was on another planet, with...
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Aliens versus Predator.
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    Well, ya know, honestly, that IS what I think too. But if you assume that everything on CNN is a lie, that doesn't mean that everything that isn't on CNN is the truth. I don't understand you sometimes. believe it or not, I think that our views pretty much start out in the same place, but veer...
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    I wouldn't mind an evil dead remake, as long as it was sam raimi and bruce campbell. evil dead two was pretty much a remake. actually so was the third one.
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    Abb workout

    just shoot roids. come on, don't you want to be like all the major league baseball stars?
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    Good advice. I think I'll start by refusing to accept anything that you tell me. Although, to tell you the truth, I always did that anyway, so so much for that theory.
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    so, what is your point? Just because they said an expression doesn't prove anything. And if it was such a big secret, why would they tell it to everyone? I think that everyone knows that the US (and every other major nation) wants to control as much of the world as they can, there's no big...
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    Abb workout

    I sit on the couch and eat potato chips. the trick is that that is the only thing that I do.
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    Guantanamo Detainees - Our New Neighbors

    That's great news because the people that used to live next to me were obnoxious assholes. I can use some nice quiet and well behaved Muslims in the neighborhood, and if they are terrorists, all the better, they will do even more to keep from attracting attention to themselves.
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    Is your car a cop magnet?

    No, my car is a pussy magnet. haha. not really, but I had to go for that joke.
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    yes, bad bad anne coulter, she is in need of a spanking. sign me up.
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    FeudalOnes

    but in the bee hive all the male workers have sex with the queen. ;) I always pictured FO's as a semi-benevolent oligarchy.
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    Ramon from bangbros

    :rofl:
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    New species

    You are right about that Will E. the evidence does shows that species have and do change, but those changes seem to be rapid and ubiquitous, which is kind of baffling to scientists and it goes against Darwin's notions of how evolution works (but not against evolution itself as a theory). The...
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    I thought about that Facial King. I suppose that you or I or anybody just has to take it on a case by case basis and use discretion for what counts. There is a fine line between someone going to the extreme (and not necessarily in a bad way) and just being bat-**** ass crazy. Max hardcore is...
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    Do you have porn on your iPod/MP3 player/mobile device?

    I don't know about you, but I don't see much use to watching porn, or any video, on a 1 by 1 inch screen, especially since you gotta hook it up to a computer to get it on there anyway. what the heck? stay at home and watch the porn, why would I want to watch it on the city bus with all the...
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    I see that some people are agreeing with me here, so I wanted to say don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge asshole... but anyone who drives themselves to excel above and beyond what the average person is capable of, even if it's something that really sucks, that commands a certain amount of...
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    Respect the girls of porn!

    that's true, and isn't it weird though that there are plenty of people that only care about making money, and I may add do much more harmful things for it than give orgasms, and this is generally considered to be an admirable quality. a professional musician is not looked down upon compared to...
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    Respect the girls of porn!

    just because it is accepted doesn't mean that it's not derogatory. Anyone with self respect wouldn't think that being called a whore or a slut was a compliment. Just like some black people knows that N* means an ignorant and disrespectful person, so they will use it as a derogatory expression...
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    Best anal scene you have ever seen?

    you're fucked up, man. I'm sorry, but someone had to tell you it. I'm not just trying to be a dick, I'm serious. what's wrong with you, why would you like to watch that? how would you like it if that was your ass getting fucked? you probably would. I understand kinky, but why is it that these...
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    Which Right-Wing Windbag Is Most In Need of Psychiatric Hospitalization?

    I respect rush limbaugh. yeah, I said it. He has stated that he hopes that Obama fails his job, which means that he hopes the economy collapses and every other catastrophe happens to undermine this presidency. He's willing to sacrifice the well being of every citizen and watch the country...
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    I (Taryn Thomas) Returning to Porn in 2009

    Did anyone make a Welcome Back Kotter reference yet? cuz I got dibs on that ****.
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    No hands or no penis?

    what about having peni instead of hands?
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    I love Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Possibly a stoned rant.

    Odd, from where I'm sitting it seems to have jumped forward six years in 18 posts.
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    True. Richard was a bloodthirsty marauder that ******** tons of innocent people. I'd give you rep for knowing your history, but I'm all out right now, it seems.
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    Respect the girls of porn!

    I don't think that women should be demeaned just because they are women. on the other hand, I don't think that pornstars deserve respect just because they are pornstars. there's a line in the middle that falls somewhere between just being a hateful asshole and critically viewing people for...
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special

    you have to watch it while reading the youtube comments, it's great. "Harrison Ford is there at gunpoint, Mark Hammill looks like Julie Newmar, the Jefferson Starship "Dildo" microphone, a coked up Leia, no stormtrooper corpse at the bottom of the tree and some uber irritating inbred wookies!!"...
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    Life on other planets?

    I was thinking about this, and since the only data we have about life-forms comes from earth, we can assume that any species might progress at the same time-rate as on earth; give or take a few million years. The expansion of the universe is a constant, so it can be supposed that the same...
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    Favorite animated tv series.

    I'm going to ignore those choices and instead list my own favorites. Samurai Jack (#1) 1990's Batman the animated series (extremely close second place) Other's worth mentioning: Aeon Flux and MTV's Oddities/ Liquid TV Transformers ***** Wars HBO's Spawn oh, i'm sure there's a ton more, but...
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special

    dude, don't be a hater. It's the first appearance of Boba Fett, you gotta give it props for introducing the biggest badass in the star wars galaxy. Yet, isn't it odd that he don't hold any of those things against the prequels?
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    Telescope sees smallest exoplanet

    Not surprising at all. Our own sun has only 4 planets made up of solid mass, a few dozen rocks locked in planetary orbit,and about a billion asteroid and comet fragments that all together could maybe equal a handful of earth-sized masses. That seems to be what you'd expect for a medium sized...
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    It's nice to see that people care about the rights of minorities being infringed upon. Too bad that it only extends to wealthy white businessmen, and not to inner city blacks and latinos and poor rural whites. Or should I say crucify the Robin Hoods while raising up the Prince Johns who rob...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    technically superman is a bitch, because earth's sun is not yellow, it's blue.
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    New species

    I'm not sure what you are implying by those Darwin quotes. Keep in mind that Darwin completely revolutionized the field of biology, but at that time genetics was totally unknown. No one had any insight into the way that organisms develop and function on a cellular level, which is vastly...
  41. calpoon

    Man Dies, People Just Walk By...

    I'm sure all the Rambos on this board would have opened fire immediately. :rolleyes:
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    Pornstars and Anal. What's the obsession ?

    it's cuz we wish they are guys.
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    Senate Approves Digital TV Delay

    but they only get like 4 channels, and then a couple in spanish.
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    Hummer Drivers Get a LOT More Tickets

    he may might be gay, but your hummer is still a shitty car.
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    Puff Puff Pass Michael Phelps!!!

    I think all of the stoners should get a head start, in fact. I mean the guys an inspirations to millions, you can achieve your dreams of winning on the world stage.. and pull off sweet bong rips. seriously, if most of the people that smoke weed showed like 1/16th of the initiative that phelps...
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    Australia 'destroying life on Earth'

    we have the technical knowledge to provide first-world energy use to everyone on the planet without burning fossil fuels or using nuclear power. But there's no money to be made in the betterment of mankind, so no one who is capable of actually implementing it will listen.
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    Lost

    don't forget that whenever you turn on the TV you channel surf to try and see if Expose`! is on.:thumbsup:
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    Senate Approves Digital TV Delay

    well yeah, I agree with that. I may be talking **** about it, but I said that I wouldn't be switching because I think that it's stupid- i'm not asking for more time, more government hands outs, and certainly no more commercials taking up all my precious dwindling free broadcasting.
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    Anybody play guitar? Good songs on acoustic?

    that was a joke, I'm referencing the Southpark episode about the Guitar Hero game.
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    Lost

    it's just a Tv show. I mean it's my favorite show and I get all geeked out about it, but I'd say I probably spend about 2 hours a week thinking about it, and consider that 60 minutes of that time is spent watching the actual episode, I'd say that it has a pretty ***** impact on my overall life.
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