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Isn't that discrimination? He really didn't think that one through. Can you imagine if a white judge ordered all the black people out of his courtroom? There'd be riots all over the country.

It depends on when the room is open. If it's open earlier then feel free to log in, although it might be kinda boring. If it doesn't open till she opens it then you'll have to wait. I've never been in one of these kind of rooms, or even that kind of chat server.

Yes, when I first came to the USA I had a credit score of 0 because nothing from home mattered. I had a really hard time getting anyone to give me a card because I had no credit, and I couldn't raise my credit because nobody would give me any. After a few attempts, one of the reasons I started...

I love a girl with a sense of humor, if she can make me laugh she'll have me eating out of her hand.

I like the idea of being able to pick your camera angle and think that that would definitely be a huge hit. We all know the frustration of watching a porn vid and just wishing that the damn camera man would pan around a little or zoom out/in etc.

I don't think porn could possibly be of any benefit to **** needing sex education. From the time I first started school we had sex education, sometimes at night when parents would come, and we would see the textbook style drawings of all the necessary parts. From that very young age, there were...

Mystery solved!

Surely these things aren't just sitting on a shelf where they can be easily mistaken by anyone? "Where are those nuclear warheads we just got in Sarge?" "In the back shed between the Humvee sparkplugs and the claymores, on the shelf above the secret missile launch codes."

Welcome to Australia, second driest continent on Earth after Antarctica. Out there cattle farms are hundreds, if not thousands of miles across so that the cattle can find enough food. They are often mustered by helicopter. On topic, I'd like to see some better pics of the object in question.

Wow, a New Zealander who is a ******* bum, living in Australia. I swear it lowers the collective IQ of each country every time a kiwi moves to Australia.

I'm sure that'll be a well adjusted *** with no issues.

I think 99% of women smell good by default. I've known a couple of stinkers, but they were also unattractive and not very nice. Guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't even know if it's physically possible for a hot chick to smell bad, or does a bad smell become good based simply on the fact...

I like to see hot chicks. I don't give a **** what they're doing.

That is certainly crazy. Very tempting to say it's bullshit, but then again the vid was convincing. That's a talented elephant.

Wish there were more judges like him. If a person lives in a country for 5 years and still can't speak the language they should consider moving anyway. It's arrogant to think you can move to a different country and still live like you're in your country of origin. Not to mention the fact that it...

I'm learning a little Spanish atm because some bureaucrat decided that I can't be an engineer until I study 2 semesters of a foreign language. I would like to learn more as it's a valuable skill, but can't realistically see myself devoting the time and effort. On a side note, I had a crazy high...

Those **** are going to be pretty hardcore if they make it to adulthood without permanent brain damage.

Nice collage, but I think Buffy the vampire slayer should get a spot too.

Ah, you guys would never make it in Australia.

Dang, knew I shoulda held out for the '08 model! You're as bad as my wife, Sputnikgirl, she was handed over $100k when she turned 21 and blew the whole lot within a year. Now we're up to our eyeballs in debt and I'm struggling to support her and our 8 month old ******** and put myself through...

My wife has a mercedes and it's awesome to drive. I owned a Nissan for many years and it was bullet proof. I think Hyundai are these days making high quality cars in the low end of the price range. Both Toyota and Honda have been making good quality cars for decades and continue to do so...

As someone who has worked in nearly all facets of highrise construction, I would just like to say what a pain in the fucking ass that must be.

I agree with the first paragraph, because I've experienced it myself enough times. As for the reasoning, who the hell knows how women work, I don't think even they do. Anyone who says they understand the opposite sex is either lying or deluded. Sometimes we can predict the opposite sex, never...

Wouldn't it be better just to put a solid door on the cockpit, so that the pilots can just barricade themselves in there? Then they just need a "sleepy gas" button that fills the rest of the plane with sweet dreams!

$70 a day is entirely affordable? I always suspected roadside mechanics were highway robbers.

Has she ever shown even the slightest interest in you? The only way it is possible is if she is consenting, and if she hasn't given you indication that she's ever even considered it then you're likely to get rejected, **** off your mate, and end up looking like an idiot.

Like many, I can't just stop driving as I live in an area where public transport doesn't exist and work is 20 miles away. I am, however, keeping an eye out for places to live that are much closer, it's that bad.

I've had my fair share of experiences with asshole cops, but I was never dumb enough to give them a reason. The cops in Australia were getting the same **** recently for chasing young teenagers in stolen cars who inevitably crash. It was actually suggested that police should NOT chase stolen...

That's some funny shi.....stuff. Memorable quotes: "important, when a women is choosing a group of men to **** on her, that she has great trust in them" "added sexual stimulation that being watched by a loved one while being caked in excrement can bring" "One of the most difficult aspects of...

Interesting game, with some surprising results.

We used to play a rugby competition in school called rugby 7s, where you'd play with 7 guys per side instead of 15, and the game consisted only of 7 minute halves. That was some hard ****, and those 14 minutes could sometimes feel like hours.

I took half a day off work and ate a bunch of ham and then some chocolate. Then me and the wife and ******** got comfy and watched movies all afternoon. Happy birthday Jeebus!

That's Pam Anderson.

I was expecting to see a pair of big tits, not just one!

I'd ***** her bathwater.

I am Legend, wasn't great, but was ok. Although it kinda left me feeling like I could have done a better job of surviving than he did, considering he was supposed to be a colonel he was kinda sloppy.

It's commonly called a pipa toad and it lives in the Amazon. The eggs get embedded in the ******'s back during sex and stay there until that whole unattractive business we just witnessed. I made my ****** watch a film of that about 15 years ago, and she still almost ****** if I mention it.

Wolverine's power is way cool, but without the skeleton he'd be kinda lame, I'd only take it if it's a package deal. Other than that I'm always kinda torn between super strength and invincibility. However since we can be greedy in this thread and go for many, I'd say superman has it pretty much...

I'm not a superman fan, but I think he'd clearly win. The hulk would have no real way to hurt him due to the invulnerability, and if superman should have trouble hurting the hulk, which I doubt, he could always just buzz around him like a damn fly till the hulk gets sleepy.

She's probably looking at the light.

She really should have used a vernier caliper to measure the width, too much risk of parallax error with the rule.

I'm with Senob on the ******* death one. I'm a pretty callous guy, but how people can treat another human being or even ****** like that is beyond me. Put them to death.

Read the numbers, it does 15,000 nautical miles on 750, 000 litres, that's 50 litres, or about 13 gallons, per nautical mile. The "fucker" is also VERY thirsty.

I saw these posted on another forum, I think it's an e-mail going around at the moment, well worth the read. Every American should read these Four SHORT, but GREAT Stories ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the...

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

Reminds me of one I saw a while back with the lines painted over a dead squirrel. Sometimes it's hard to get out of your truck, you know.

I'm going the biological route, every time I get a cold I sneeze in a jar, if push comes to shove I'll smash that baby and then it's time to put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!

I came to say that, but I got in late today.