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I'm not really huge into facials, but I do love to see really hot girls getting filthy dirty just because they love it, I imagine that could apply to facials.

I live in Wisconsin, but as soon as I finish college I want to move to somewhere where they don't measure windchill and things sometimes happen.

I've had a few bikes and definitely think that Harleys are overrated and overpriced. I would take any of the big 4 Japanese manufacturers equivalents for performance, reliability and quality.

Funnily enough, bananas are actually a herb.

Last night I stayed up late watching a movie, and then this morning, I felt, tired somehow.......DAMN YOU GLOBAL WAAAAAARRRRRRMIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carcass - Necroticism or Heartwork, I can't split them. Machine Head - At any given time one of their albums is my favorite, depending on my situation, except the Burning Red, which I don't like as much.

They should just change the site name to "Freeones-Now with GIRLS!"

Yes, you are gay. Throw away your girly magazines and go and buy some chaps and a REALLY big jar of vaseline.

Kinda hot in those rhinos...

If my ******** ever speaks like that I'll punch her in the back of the head and make her look at a mirror until she realizes she's white. I was hoping for a wittier response from that guy, he didn't really make himself sound all that brilliant either.

I like to keep a shotty close by in case any xenomorphs happen to mosey into town.

Wow, A+ for that research Dean!

Sorry guys, it was new to me.

You can't ***** all day if you don't start in the morning!

I'm not sure if John Cleese wrote this himself, I got it in an e-mail. If you don't know who John Cleese is, he's a very funny British comedian (no that's not a typo, a funny Brit). Even Americans should get a laugh out of this if they have a sense of humor. Letter to America from John...

Reminds me of a story I read a while back where 2 guys tried to rob an ABBATTOIR with knives. Needless to say that didn't go well. But one of these **** was a 14 year old already on probation??? Fills me with hope for the future.

I'm not sure what she looks like since it was too much work for you to include a link.

That's what I was thinking. To the best of my knowledge, Godzilla is a metric shitload bigger than Kong, so there's no contest.

12. Better go study up.

If I was the teenage *** filming that gnome with a bunch of my teenage mates hanging around, we would've been trying to catch the little feller for sure, not hiding out in our shanties. What's wrong with these Argentinians?

Like you said, Korean cars came onto the market with a penetration strategy of selling cars dirt cheap. The quality has since gone up steadily, but the price is still very low. I would have no problems owning a Kia or Hyundai, they have both come a long way as vehicle manufacturers. Will China...

It often surprises me that this doesn't happen more often. Between jobs, those crane sections are left in yards to sit and rust until they are needed, at which point they are sandblasted or otherwise abrasively stripped, given a nice new coat of paint and sent back out, and more often than not...

I **** gagging, spitting, *******, and ass gaping, none of these things are attractive at all. It also irritates me when a lesbian scene is full of strap-ons, seems to defeat the purpose of a lesbian scene to me.

I think this is a good thing, these **** need to learn how to take a hit. The reason we have all these shootings and stabbings and gangbashings is because these **** are scared of getting a good old fashioned ass whipping. When I first started ******** and fighting, you'd get ***** on a Friday...

I say let's blame the French for everything bad.

I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it. If we stopped importing goods and started manufacturing everything here, sure prices would go up, but that money would go to paying our factory workers and truck drivers and store clerks a wage that is far more representative of what most Americans would...

I just googled my username and FULL name and got jackshit, so I guess I'm happy.

Holy crap, that's intense. I can imagine the logistics of filling in a hole like that....10,000 barrels of great stuff and a shotgun...

Not really, I'm from Australia and I also say fuck the French.

I don't mind disturbed, one of the better bands you'll hear on public radio.

The whole concept seems pretty stupid to me, and I think anyone stupid enough to go on it should be prepared to lose everything.

That sounded kinda like Deicide they were playing, but nothing I've heard. Anyone?

Doing nothing is fucking awesome, I try to do it at least once a week for an hour or two, just wish I didn't feel so guilty about it!

My wife watches more porn than I do.

Suspender stockings are good, as are fuck me boots, particularly with a black miniskirt short enough that you can see the suspenders. A plain old belt with nothing else is fine too though.

In my experience, girls are far worse for cars than guys are. The filthiest cars I've ever ridden in have all been female owned. As for my car, I have a jeep cherokee that thinks it's a work truck, the back seat is folded down and ever square inch is filled with my tools, and with me working 6...

Totally disagree. I met my wife online purely by accident. I was in Australia and she was in Wisconsin. We spoke for 6 months online before meeting, and in that time got to know each other far better than people in a typical face-to-face relationship. When you meet online, you get to know...

I have goodyear forteras on my jeep, about $160 per corner but great in snow. Sometimes I have to get up and get to my plow before the roads have been done and I've driven through snow up to a foot deep with plenty of confidence. They're also great on wet and dry roads and make very little noise.

The only "too much" of anything that would be a dealbreaker for me is ugly. Apart from that, women of all colors, shapes and sizes can be hot, so I would never arbitrarily limit them.

My prob with mine and pretty much all women I've known is that they think being angry or pissed off gives them the right to be bitchy. Sometimes I feel like saying "you can be as cranky as irritated as you want, but keep treating me like that and I'll dropkick your ass over the fence." Trouble...

I don't think I could vote unless I had some idea of how many and what kinds of blogs etc you would be on, and how hard you'd be pushing.

Bottom line, if she wanted that future, she would at least try, no matter what her feelings were, nobody gives up on a relationship because it "might not work" unless they don't want it to work. I think you're doomed. Did she have a male co-star in this play?

Wow, that's one hell of an eyebrow.

Haha, he's a famous Aussie political satirist, but I'm buggered if I can remember his name.

It's already over. What she's really asking is, do you still want to fuck her in between her fucking others? Or would you get "weird" about it?

Touche sir!

Like many, I don't hit the porn boards much, but if I do I'll always check a few ID's, though it's rare that I know one that hasn't been IDed yet. Apart from that, If I see a set on the net somewhere I always think of freeones. I've added links in threads on subjects that I'm not really all that...

Hahaha, similar to that, if I'm on a project and she thinks it's taking too long, she'll say "well I really can't see why it should take longer than x hours to do that." I smile politely but feel like saying, "well that's because you really don't have any idea what you're talking about." Apart...

Actually, the baby's sex is already determined well before that age. :tongue:

Well that's not very creative!