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  1. Violator79

    How should MLB speed up games?

    HUH????!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!! You just leave my Steelers alone!!!
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    what BOMBS have you seen in the theater?

    Damn I remember when that came out in theaters. I was 10 years old.
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    Tips for hitting on German women

    Tell her this phrase: Kommen Sie hier Frau mit Ihrer Hose in Ihrer Hand. It means "come here woman with your pants in your hand"
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    Armed 85-year-old Woman Stops Burglar

    Nothing. It was news for a couple days but after that it died out. Being from Pittsburgh there's only 2 types of news here: regular news and the Steelers. If something big happens with the Steelers, that takes top story over anything. You have to be from here to understand.
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    who is the best looking buff babe

    Melissa Dettwiller
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    Longest youve abstained from cumming?

    2 months when I was in basic training.
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    Dam PA roads

    LOL WTF!!!!! You're not even from Pennsylvania ******* Blue!!!!!! :rofl:
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    Have you ever popped a thumb up your butt while beatin off?........

    LOL that is the best thread title I've seen here in a long time!! No I haven't. No bullshit either.
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    Dam PA roads

    It's a sign to you fucks from Jersey to stay out of Pennsylvania. :thefinger
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    Female footballers you'd like to have sex with?

    Hope Solo for me.
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    "Shes Huge"

    What he said. She's cute. I don't see what the problem is.
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    Who in Politics Would You Have Sex With

    Chelsea Clinton. The Bush ********* count right? If so, then them also.
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    Kari Byron - Mythbusters

    I'd so love to bust her myth :)
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    Girl Off Motivational Poster

    Who is this girl? http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=2490217
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    Greatest Presidential speech ever?

    The Gettysburg Address is the best speech I've ever heard. It says so much about what America is and it pays tribute to the men who died in the Civil War and all wars. No speech will ever be as powerful and influential as that speech.
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    Gross Kidney Stone

    Dammit!!! My best friend says I ***** way too much iced tea. I only ***** about 5 or 6 gallons a week!!!! :rolleyes:
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    Spooky Movie Moments..

    What about the part in The Exorcist when the girl's head's spinning around and she's talking with her head backwards? There was a movie made on Showtime in 2000 called "Possessed" and it was based on the true story that inspired "The Exorcist." That whole movie is spooky but good.
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    Grease

    Couldn't agree more. I **** the Movie Grease with a passion. I'd rather have all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled again than watch that movie. Oh yeah, I had all 4 teeth pulled at the same time too.
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    Breaking news fro metallica fans

    You are right about that. I do like Metallica's old stuff more than the **** they put out these days, but when they made Garage Inc., they did do some awesome covers. ******* In The Jar is one of my all time favorite songs, along with Turn The Page and Die, Die My Darling. I never said I like...
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    I just had the coolest thing happen!

    No I was on my couch and I saw it flying in the kitchen and it came in my living room and just kept flying around. I wasn't going to try to catch it for fear of hurting it and I didn't know if it had rabies. I opened the door and it took about 1 minute for it to fly out. Bats are awesome...
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    I just had the coolest thing happen!

    I'm watching tv and I thought I saw something flying in my kitchen and the next thing I know there's a big BAT flying around. I have no clue how it got in here since my windows are shut, but it was a big ass bat, at least 6-8 inch wingspan. It was just flying around me, curious to see what I'm...
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    Let's hear your raunchiest sex stories

    Me too!!!
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    Does anybody have the FCC :nono: list ?

    Try George Carlin's 7 dirty words: ****, ****, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. I **** the FCC with a passion. Freedom of speech shouldn't be limited to actual in person, face to face talking. If you don't like what's on the radio or tv, in case no one's aware, there's 2 knobs: one...
  24. Violator79

    The 'Name the Prick' Thread

    The FCC arer a bunch of pricks, just to get that out in the open.
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    Let's hear your raunchiest sex stories

    Ok here's my raunchiest sex story. The End. Woo! So good to come clean.
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    Who has the best movie culture?

    Bangkok Dangerous
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Metallica- ******* In The Jar
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Dr Teeth and The Electric Mayhem- Jingle Bell Rock
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Hot woman!!
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    Thanks man. There's something about Nastia Liukin I love.

    Thanks man. There's something about Nastia Liukin I love.
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    200th-birthday

    Ya think? What gave you that idea? :D
  32. Violator79

    Jerk Off Olympics

    Gold medalist for what? The shot put or the long jump? :D
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    The 'Name the Prick' Thread

    People ARE pricks at some point or another. Everyone comes across someone else that's being a prick to them. It sure as **** happened when I was in the Army.
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    Nastia Liukin

    Thanks for the pics, I've seen them already though! I know she's got talent and she's hot, but I mean there's something about her. I've seen many hot and talented women in my life, but she's special. Maybe it's her name? Maybe it's her skills? I don't know. I really like her and probably always...
  35. Violator79

    Post your favorite music videos

    Rammstein- Amerika Rammstien- Du hast Jesus and Mary Chain- Head On Jesus and Mary Chain- April Skies
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    You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Indiana Jones

    Yeah if you look at the very end, something tells me they're going to renew the series with **** Lebeuf. I can think of other actors that would make a good Indy like Sean Flannery who played Young Indy, but I guess **** Lebeuf isn't that bad of a choice though.
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    Rick-rolling

    Oh I **** Rick Roll videos. Youtube has the largest amount I've seen. You know Youtube would be really, really good, even better than it is now if it would get rid of the Rick Roll vids instead of banning people who post movies or "offensive" videos.
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    Khloe Kardashian

    She has a cute face.
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    Sandee Westgate

    Riding in a car like that could cause a lot of accidents, and not just car accidents either!
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    Pictures taken at the perfect moment!

    Nice!!! I was laughing!
  41. Violator79

    200th-birthday

    Pssst....millenia are 1,000 years. 100 years is a century. :thumbsup:
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    Interesting: Wireless Power

    Reminds me of the line from "Christmas Vacation": "They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd **** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."
  43. Violator79

    Great One-Liners In Porn Movies

    Be careful what you wish for. Case and point.
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    Who`s your favourite pornstar from the 90s?

    She's still hot!!!
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    Pornstars that let fans fuck them.

    At one point in my life I thought I'd never want to fuck a pornstar, but things have changed.
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    Advice on getting caught

    Women not talking to other women about a man's embarrassing moment? Never!!!! :rolleyes: (sarcasm)
  47. Violator79

    Look At This Scam

    Just another person making money and screwing over people while doing it. Oh wait, I thought they were called Politicians!
  48. Violator79

    Breaking news fro metallica fans

    Fuck Mustaine. I'm talking about Metallica after Mustaine was kicked out. Nothing beats the Black Album, Ride the Lightning and ....And Justice For All, Master of Puppets. Those albums are legendary.
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    Wrestling babes

    Man I remember having a crush on Miss Elizabeth! Those were the days.
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    Pornstars that let fans fuck them.

    I don't think all porn stars are on *****, but I'm sure it's around. From what I've read and heard, some of your colleagues are actually really smart like you. But I'm sure there's some that do fuck for crack but I don't think you're the type.
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