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Good morning everyone!!! Good morning Slowhand!

People seeking immunity usually are guilty of something, and denial is first sign of guilt.

Go for it man!!! You have nothing to lose. If you don't try, you'll probably regret it.

Shaggin Waggin!

Re: Can going on wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? etc give your.... Make sure you double wrap that thing!

http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/images/women-drivers-08.jpg

LOL!!! That is brilliant!!1

False teeth baby!!! Nothing like a good gumjob!! Oh you had me rolling with that!

I wonder who filled it with Hydrogen?

"Smoking *****. If you're ******, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)

I fucked a fat chick once. She wasn't morbidly obese fat, but she had some tonnage on her. She could fuck though I will say! More cusion for the pushin'.

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count I think people have lost their minds on this thread! :wtf:

Another Al Bundy moment: Group of Fat Women: "2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight!" Al Bundy: "1,2,3,4 you're gonna fall through the floor!" Fat woman: "Aren't you open?" Al Bundy: "Sorry ma'am, but unlike your mouth we occasionally close."

I used to go in clubs and one of my friends, she's...um....plump. She never was loud or obnoxious. Some fat people can and are obnoxious, but I don't think they should be kicked out of clubs.

As long as there's horny people there will be porn.

Jenna Haze no doubt.

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count Does the movie "Fire In The Sky" mean anything to you?

As the old sayng goes: "If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house."

Not cool!!! That's Pa. State Trooper!!

Duane Eddy- Rebel Rouser

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll be sewing my ass shut if the aliens arrive!

No it's not ***** porn. It's worse that that in my book!

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count In that case, better get your lube out for the anal probes they'll be putting in you.

While they're down there, I hope they find the cure of a disease or two, but I'm not holding my breath.

It's more a blooper, but this one video where the cameraman got a load of jizz on his cheek. I was laughing for days over it! http://www.heaven666.org/porn-blooper-take-53-1518.php

Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count I thought you were the glorious master Blueballs? I guess you have company now huh?

He stole my idea!!! He video taped 2 lesbians going at it and he's in court over it. Rule #1 of being a peeping tom, don't get caught!

Aint' that the truth!!!

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer" - George S. Patton

Oh bullshit!!! People and **** don't smoke because of some candy cigarettes. If you're gonna blame smoking on those, also include pretzels and anything that could be taken a mock cigarette. **** and adults smoke for one reason: it relieves anxiety and depression. Now don't go all "it's the...

Um......yeah!!!!!!!

Closest I ever got was in a stall in the latrine when my unit went to the Big Island of Hawaii for training.

"This is a... fuck!" "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison" "Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"

I guess America isn't the only country full of whackos

"Excuse me, but I believe you have stapler."

I guess they can be included: Sandee Westgate Kate from Kate's Playground Dixie Dash

I agree with that. I also believe that if you want to be President, you must have served in the military. I'm not talking about what Dubya did, I'm talking about real military service, so that way whoever is President will know what kind of strain military personnel go through being away from...

"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/o-face_263x285.jpg

I don't know what Army you were in but I was in the US ARMY and things like that didn't happen when I was in so take your sarcasm elsewhere, thank you. Either that or get an M16 and defend something!! :cussing: When I went to the recruiters, mine actually didn't like to me. They told me what...

I'm waiting for police to taser a dead person when they think he's faking being dead. That's the icing on the cake right there!!

That's not a cat!!! That's a whale!!!! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/iaretinykitn.jpg

Pine cones!

According to some theorists, we never landed there to begin with in 1969, so if that's true, and people are attempting to sell and take trips to the moon, shouldn't they be getting more attention? But it's all the same bullshit. As I've said before, all this stuff with the moon is pointless...

That is one big snake!!!

LOL!!! That is great!!!!! That's a keeper.

See my sig for some guidance

It's being made and it's coming out next year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/