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  1. Violator79

    Random Statement Thread II

    Good morning everyone!!! Good morning Slowhand!
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    Mary-Kate Olsen seeking immunity over Heath Ledger death questioning

    People seeking immunity usually are guilty of something, and denial is first sign of guilt.
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    this teacher i had a crush on and want to go further i need advice

    Go for it man!!! You have nothing to lose. If you don't try, you'll probably regret it.
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    End Of The Smurfs

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    Car Sex

    Shaggin Waggin!
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    Can going on ... etc give your....

    Re: Can going on wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? etc give your.... Make sure you double wrap that thing!
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    Woman Can't Drive....Here's Proof!

    http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/images/women-drivers-08.jpg
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    Newspaper Advert!

    LOL!!! That is brilliant!!1
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    Blowjobs: Whose in control? the girl, the guy?

    False teeth baby!!! Nothing like a good gumjob!! Oh you had me rolling with that!
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    The Stella Artois airship Star

    I wonder who filled it with Hydrogen?
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Smoking *****. If you're ******, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal antismoking campaign (I bet you didn't know this before.)
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    Ever have sex with a fat chic??

    I fucked a fat chick once. She wasn't morbidly obese fat, but she had some tonnage on her. She could fuck though I will say! More cusion for the pushin'.
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count I think people have lost their minds on this thread! :wtf:
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    Fat Women Denied Entry Into the Club _ N. Jersey

    Another Al Bundy moment: Group of Fat Women: "2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight!" Al Bundy: "1,2,3,4 you're gonna fall through the floor!" Fat woman: "Aren't you open?" Al Bundy: "Sorry ma'am, but unlike your mouth we occasionally close."
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    Fat Women Denied Entry Into the Club _ N. Jersey

    I used to go in clubs and one of my friends, she's...um....plump. She never was loud or obnoxious. Some fat people can and are obnoxious, but I don't think they should be kicked out of clubs.
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    Is porn recession-proof ?

    As long as there's horny people there will be porn.
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    Jenna Haze Or Jenna Jameson

    Jenna Haze no doubt.
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count Does the movie "Fire In The Sky" mean anything to you?
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    If you could suck your own penis would you?

    As the old sayng goes: "If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house."
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    Cop Got Owned

    Not cool!!! That's Pa. State Trooper!!
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Duane Eddy- Rebel Rouser
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll be sewing my ass shut if the aliens arrive!
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    The most fucked up/funniest thing you've seen in porn

    No it's not ***** porn. It's worse that that in my book!
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count In that case, better get your lube out for the anal probes they'll be putting in you.
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    Russian subs explore world's deepest lake

    While they're down there, I hope they find the cure of a disease or two, but I'm not holding my breath.
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    The most fucked up/funniest thing you've seen in porn

    It's more a blooper, but this one video where the cameraman got a load of jizz on his cheek. I was laughing for days over it! http://www.heaven666.org/porn-blooper-take-53-1518.php
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count I thought you were the glorious master Blueballs? I guess you have company now huh?
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    College *** On Trial For Peeping

    He stole my idea!!! He video taped 2 lesbians going at it and he's in court over it. Rule #1 of being a peeping tom, don't get caught!
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    Here we go again

    Aint' that the truth!!!
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    What Is Courage?

    "Courage is fear holding on a minute longer" - George S. Patton
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    Candy Cigarettes May Encourage Future Smoking

    Oh bullshit!!! People and **** don't smoke because of some candy cigarettes. If you're gonna blame smoking on those, also include pretzels and anything that could be taken a mock cigarette. **** and adults smoke for one reason: it relieves anxiety and depression. Now don't go all "it's the...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Um......yeah!!!!!!!
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    Have you ever masturbated in public?

    Closest I ever got was in a stall in the latrine when my unit went to the Big Island of Hawaii for training.
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    don't ya just feel like burning something down?

    "This is a... fuck!" "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison" "Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"
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    Man Decapiatates Passenger Aboard Bus In Manitoba

    I guess America isn't the only country full of whackos
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    don't ya just feel like burning something down?

    "Excuse me, but I believe you have stapler."
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    FREEONES PORNSTAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2008: Nominations

    I guess they can be included: Sandee Westgate Kate from Kate's Playground Dixie Dash
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    Army Recruiters Threaten High School Students

    I agree with that. I also believe that if you want to be President, you must have served in the military. I'm not talking about what Dubya did, I'm talking about real military service, so that way whoever is President will know what kind of strain military personnel go through being away from...
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    don't ya just feel like burning something down?

    "If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/o-face_263x285.jpg
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    Army Recruiters Threaten High School Students

    I don't know what Army you were in but I was in the US ARMY and things like that didn't happen when I was in so take your sarcasm elsewhere, thank you. Either that or get an M16 and defend something!! :cussing: When I went to the recruiters, mine actually didn't like to me. They told me what...
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    Police Taser Pregnant Woman Nine Times

    I'm waiting for police to taser a dead person when they think he's faking being dead. That's the icing on the cake right there!!
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    44-pound cat Princess Chunk needs a new home.

    That's not a cat!!! That's a whale!!!! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/iaretinykitn.jpg
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    Selling trips to the moon?

    According to some theorists, we never landed there to begin with in 1969, so if that's true, and people are attempting to sell and take trips to the moon, shouldn't they be getting more attention? But it's all the same bullshit. As I've said before, all this stuff with the moon is pointless...
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    All They Found Was The Camera--vid

    That is one big snake!!!
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    Groups to pray for lower prices at gas stations

    LOL!!! That is great!!!!! That's a keeper.
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    Joker arrested

    See my sig for some guidance
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    It's being made and it's coming out next year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/
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