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  1. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    In moderation, I love Diet **** about the only thing I *****, apart from water. I avoid sugar due to my diabetes. -cs™
  2. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    Well, more common cold than the flu or just flu as you lovely Brits call it. ;) If I get flu I will go to hospital and hope the doctor has gone to university in his medical studies. :D;) Washing down my cold ******** with some ice cold Diet ****! -cs™
  3. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    Ooh gonna have to get my vaccine for this year! I as a diabetic tis important I get the booster. Looking at your sig never have I seen towelling off the nether regions look so damn hot!! -cs™
  4. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    One packet of Orange Early Rise ***** mix and a packet of Lipton Mandarin/Mango Green Tea to Go, two bottled waters and Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Orange Blast mixed together for a Cold defense ********! -cs™
  5. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...will from now on refer to me as Smitty The Poster... -cs™
  6. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is gonna raise the roof with Sarahcuda... -cs™
  7. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...cranked up the wood stove today! -cs™
  8. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Same here, broke out the long sleeves today! -cs™
  9. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Back at ya Clyde! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Not a clue. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I was picking at jibb... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Seem? Hahahahahaha! I'm picking at ya my man! -cs™
  13. Smittmaestro

    The movie you are waiting for the most

    JJ Abrams' Star Trek Yeah I said it! Problem? -cs™
  14. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Hopefully this will get you out of the doldrums maley my friend. :) Sarah Barracuda raising the roof! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Damn maley, I'm sorry to see you rattled like this. I've had quite a few dreams like that. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Yikes! A close friend, a random stranger, a loved one? -cs™
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    Holy cow! Weird as in bizarre and surreal or unsettling realistic? The second version can be the most frightening, -cs™
  18. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    Audrey Bitoni Nici Sterling or Jewel DeNyle -cs™
  19. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    Yeah I had to crop it and resize it to fit in the 80x80 or in this case 80x65 box. Mon_A still a 10 out of 10. My new name for her. :D -cs™
  20. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    Yep! Lisa Ann as Sarah Paylin, and she pales in comparison to the real Sarah Palin! -cs™
  21. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    9/10 I dig the chickie *** with the bodacious ta-tas! She's stacked! -cs™
  22. Smittmaestro

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    8/10 Chickie *** showing off her ta-tas! -cs™
  23. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a new member! -cs™
  24. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Sorry to hear that Claire Bear! I'll kiss it and make it better. ;):) -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Not me I **** 'em. I wish a violent with every one of the assholes involved with it. Cute when it started now it's annoying! 2 words: Geico cavemen. -cs™
  26. Smittmaestro

    Write A Six Word Statement Game

    Do not fuck with Mexican druglords! -cs™
  27. Smittmaestro

    Write A Six Word Statement Game

    Web site found. Waiting for reply... That **** fucking pisses me off! -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Nice siggy, keeping up the ladies strong in the ***** motif. Have you seen the Padme as a Jedi wallpaper? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Ah but did he have a Tiddy Bear? -cs™
  30. Smittmaestro

    I rep the THREE guys above me because I...

    I did, by the way benni, where can I find the original pic your Jesse Jane avatar was based on? She looks great there! -cs™
  31. Smittmaestro

    is south park still funny?

    I never thought South Park was funny. Never had the Parker/Stone Kool-Aid! Oh yeah, Spaceballs sucked too! As long as I'm on about overrated crap! -cs™
  32. Smittmaestro

    Halloween FreeOnes Freebies! 1 FREE Month to Club Centerfold (contest)

    If I enter this contest will: Damn box disappear from the top of the page? -cs™
  33. Smittmaestro

    I rep the THREE guys above me because I...

    It's on like neckbone! -cs™
  34. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    You go down a lot in my world baby! -cs™
  35. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    moo -cs™
  36. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Uhm you okay maleman? -cs™
  37. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Nice but not real new. -cs™
  38. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Wow Friday's birthday is on Friday! -cs™
  39. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Bonez lives on an island, yeah Rikers Island! :D -cs™
  40. Smittmaestro

    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Tiffany Mynx -cs™
  41. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Is it near Kramer Canyon? -cs™
  42. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    So I was right! Nichelle left huh? -cs™
  43. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Ah which head if I may ask, cuz one of mine's throbbing right now! :D -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Not a bad idea. -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Well he's only about 6 inches tall! So anyone close their accounts or get ****** whilst I was away? -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    What are your favourite 10 Porn Chicks???

    Time for me to amend my top 10. Jezebelle Bond Lanny Barbie Devon Michaels Tianna Lynn Cytheria Gianna Michaels Janine Lindemulder Carmella Bing Belladonna Alicia Rhodes -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

    Everybody's Seen That Movie...

    No Yes Yes Field of Dreams -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Francesca Dani -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Loaded with protein! Dr. Atkins would be proud may he rest in peace... -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    We need to find a surrogate ****** for us. You or me to donate the sperm? -cs™
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