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  1. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Nighty whitey! -cs™
  2. Smittmaestro

    Finish the Sentence

    ...saw jod after such a long time I nearly had a coronary! So I asked jod... -cs™
  3. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    As I live and breathe! It's been a while my man! -cs™
  4. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 Whoa jod!? Hoollyy Cow!!!! -cs™
  5. Smittmaestro

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Oh yeah... -cs™
  6. Smittmaestro

    Today I'd give a facial to...

    Bianca Beauchamp specifically a honey mask with cucumber slices on her eyelids. Really cleanses the pores... -cs™
  7. Smittmaestro

    Pornstar Chain Game

    Devon Michaels -cs™
  8. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Yeah if it were celsius it'll be a chilly but manageable 48 degrees fahrenheit! -cs™
  9. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    I called up a kebab shop and asked them "Do you deliver?" they said "no just beef chicken and lamb!" Uhm sounds better spoken written out out it loses something... -cs™
  10. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    It is snowing here! Pretty good accumulation but just for today, it's gonna be in the mid 50s and sunny tomorrow. Nice bit of snow but no blizzard... -cs™
  11. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Padme has a nice ring to it. -cs™
  12. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 is given waaaay too easily and besides it makes ya sound like a boy adventurer and his dog! Free Image Hosting by ImageBam.com -cs™
  13. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 Mon and Jets Ya can't go wrong. -cs™
  14. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    We all have our cross to bear... -cs™
  15. Smittmaestro

    Test Area V

    Never too early for Christmas! -cs™
  16. Smittmaestro

    Test Area V

    -cs™
  17. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yeah... -cs™
  18. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...but not on his head! -cs™
  19. Smittmaestro

    Word Association

    NASCAR Yeah NASCAR, problem? -cs™
  20. Smittmaestro

    At what point do you consider it to be gay sex?

    It's gay sex when the dude is sticking his whatsit into your corn chute or you're sticking your whatsit into his corn chute and/or you're sucking each other's dicks! -cs™
  21. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    Diet **** and NOT an anti cold ********. But I might on the morrow... -cs™
  22. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Sure I'll give her a tumble. -cs™
  23. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Maybe you can ask Santa Claus? Though it might get ugly! -cs™
  24. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Indeed I would... -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Oh yes, poster and avy! -cs™
  26. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    You making a compost pile, Dawn? -cs™
  27. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Oh yeah! -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

    Word Association

    juicy -cs™
  29. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    7/10 I dunno what that's about. Is it from Lost? -cs™
  30. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Unfortunately it hits him smack dab in his nose! -cs™
  31. Smittmaestro

    game: who would you fuck?

    Nina Hartley Stacy Valentine or Martina Warren -cs™
  32. Smittmaestro

    Test Area V

    She pops up once in a while on her myspace. I assume she's busy...cosplay photos are hard work. -cs™
  33. Smittmaestro

    Test Area V

    Oh Arti do you have to? Man that show was obnoxious, were they hopped up on speed? -cs™
  34. Smittmaestro

    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 I like the redhead! -cs™
  35. Smittmaestro

    Nina Hartley videos

    I love and adore Nina, porn star or not, she is awesome! Gorgeous. :) -cs™
  36. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Lactaid! -cs™
  37. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    We'll be okay HB! I ain't happy about it but the Goddamn world ain't ending either. I don't regret who I supported and I never will! -cs™
  38. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    -cs™
  39. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Beats yellow snow! "Don't eat the yellow snow." -cs™
  40. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Marx was an asshole! We may (God please no!) elect a guy for prez who follows his beliefs. **** UP! The clothes has no emperor! -cs™
  41. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    People, what a bunch of bastards! -cs™
  42. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh yeah! -cs™
  43. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    You bet baby! I'll bring the KY and the fishnet body stocking! -cs™
  44. Smittmaestro

    What are you ******** right now?

    Medium Diet **** from Burger King. Washing down a Whopper Jr with fries. -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Man, gas prices keep going down, the next time fill up my car I'm going premium baby! Fuck that regular ****! -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    Veronica Vanoza

    For anyone who's a MyFreeOnes member. There is an awesome Veronica Vanoza gallery, with count 'em over 600 pictures! http://my.freeones.com/galleries/v/Veronica_Vanoza/Veronica_Vanoza_Sexy_Vixan/ Well Vixen is misspelled but I'll forgive that. Lovely Veronica is what counts here. -cs™
  47. Smittmaestro

    Ok, so what the Hell happened here?

    But hey gas is under 3 bucks! -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    Ok, so what the Hell happened here?

    I'm still here dickin around oh and maleman and I have moved in together. We're booking a flight to California and getting married! -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    Ok, so what the Hell happened here?

    *Ahem* Are you forgetting someone? -cs™
  50. Smittmaestro

    Alyson Hannigan

    Re: alyson hannigan Awesome she'll be even more gorgeous with a baby glow! -cs™
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