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  1. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...should know I have had impure thoughts about Leela and Amy Wong. And one about *** ie of ***'s Friendly Robot Company too but I don't wanna talk about that! Twas a weak moment... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...lots of horizontal mambo! I call this piece the ***** with two backs... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-rock...should know my orchestra will have lots of moaning and ooh and aahing with some humming and rapid fire utterances of "dontstopdontstopdontstop" Arti...made me edit when he jumped in with garguatan mammaries Milena! You know if she lactated she can feed a town of 10.000! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    GATDAMN! Marilyn Chambers died! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/04/legendary-porn-star-marilyn-chambers-dead -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...as a matter of fact he does own the road! (paraphrased MST ref for the uninitiated) -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    nsg Kiki Daire -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    It's because it contains orphan *****! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-man...if I had BB as a genie I wouldn't need a lot of wishes. Apart from a gallon of baby oil and/or a tub of whipped cream! Arti...thinking of a Louisiana bayou ya might run into Amos Moses! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is freaming of a genie with light brown hair... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has Paul Gilbert on his playlist but no Always For Allison! Love that song, though his singing birfday cake makes me cringe for some reason.... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...apprentice? Like Trump's show? "Ya fired!" -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    md...I will not lie to thou! Con...dude cut it out! Really. ;):D:1orglaugh -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...should know twitter is easy and fun, better yet not a lot of hassle! -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Kate Mulgrew -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...to what may I ask? Facebook? Try twitter! -cs™
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    Word Association

    twitter -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows that grits ain't groceries eggs ain't poultry and Mona Lisa was a man! -cs™
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    Word Association

    blab -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...same can be said for his! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Of course, we know it's L3ggy's #! :1orglaugh Playing around with ya man, plz don't **** me! :)
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    The Member Above Me....

    maleman...hath been sorely missed in these parts, welcome back for however long you have! Arti...still wanna see the full Milena pic! With that look somebody's giving her the bidness, I'm gonna guess another lady sucking her breasts! Rest of ya...how's it going?
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...if only I could see the whole pic! Consult...is racking up the posts! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-rock...well Cthulhu is a cheap bastard. Oh yeah one of the Great Old Ones but he won't help his star-spawn out! I know for a fact he screens his calls... lkc...has given me an appreciation for Avril... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows to never call collect to Cthulhu! -cs™
  25. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows war always is. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...you still need folks to monitor systems, check the regulators etc. Besides starships are like cities in space! Something goes wrong need somebody there to check the problem etc. Really do you want Star Trek to just be computerized ships? Where's adventure in that? ;):D -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    HT Isla Fisher -cs™
  28. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows that Mon Calamari is Jamaican calamari! Hey mon! -cs™
  29. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    From behind? Is that a dig at BB? :D;) -cs™
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    That's a big fat affirmative. -cs™
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    Naughty School Girl or Horny Teacher

    NSG Sunrise Adams -cs™
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    Today I'd give a facial to...

    Alicia Rhodes -cs™
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    Word Association

    not really! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Charles -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D...BB was sitting on the sand at a beach. Consult...has a unique way of posting, carrying a signat has a nice ring to it! Arti...is keeping watch of the foxes of both kinds! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 H.P. and the Old Ones would be pleased. -cs™
  37. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...has a prime piece of real estate in R'lyeh! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...but will the MD edit for the Smitty? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...wishes he were the coach of the Swedish bikini team! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Scrabble -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has Milena wearing Bono's shades in his avy. It is a Beautiful Day. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is bemused by this plucky painting! -cs™
  43. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows that HB is the lookout! "All along the watchtower, HB kept the view." -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Once in a while I'll see deer in my yard. Mainly during deer season. looking out the front window and there'll be two does and a fawn. -cs™
  45. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Once in a while I'll see deer in my yard. Mainly during deer season. looking out the front window and there'll be two does and a fawn. -cs™
  46. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    HB...notices some activity down in the pit! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Eat something with spices specifically peppers in it! -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    Random Statement Thread II

    Of the furry ****** or sexy lady variety? -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...I dunno what kind of beans, if they're lima/butterbeans that's damn good! Oooh last night I had baken chicked strips and potatoes! Lovely! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...yeah ham and swiss on wheat! -cs™
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