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  1. Smittmaestro

    Word Association

    A response to Arti's word talk talk *sings It's My Life* -cs™ EDIT: Freakin Manny! ;)
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is a modern Diogenes, he seeksa da truth! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Right now 2 repeat TWO ad campaigns are ******* me off! 1. The dumbass Geico ads the ones with the stack of cash with the googly eyes. I wanna find the braintrust that thought that one up and kick their fucking teeth in! *They look at their on the floor afterward* That? That's the teeth you...
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    The Member Above Me....

    HB...fiiiiinnnnneeeeee! Don't tell me. PG...had a virtual lovers quarrel with his virtual gf! :( -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    HB...I'm digging the redhead in his sigaroonie! Gimme her name! thebear...has a great sig too... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...ah there's my little schnooklie! Heh! D-rock...what makes you think it isn't? Arti...I find him cute *shh* don't tell maley! :D -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Dear Internet, BITE ME! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...among other references yes... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...music + spheres = Music Of The Spheres... -cs™
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    Word Association

    spheres (get that ref and you get a bucket of delight!) -cs™
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    Word Association

    Betamax -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...like Captain Pike once told me, "I dare you to do better." -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    In a word no... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I do not maleman! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    STAR TREK Saw it. Loved it! Soon as possible again I'll watch it! That's it... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...I'm assuming he has seen the new Trek movie and yes he dug it? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    scroll down my internet is being a bitch!
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    The Member Above Me....

    Wainker...has not got the hang of [img] tags! Arti...knows a thing or tow about carpentry. D-...saving damsels in distress...I'm gonna call him D-eowulf! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...he's got a mesage for the action man I'm happy hope you're happy too-ooo... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Wainker...I see Bianca more as a Klingon, picture Lursa, B'etor or Valkris...note the common thread betwixt them! maleman...phasers on ****! :1orglaugh D-rock...not a d-bag! ;):D -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ....could say the same about me! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Here in the states in many cities during Halloween where jackasses and nogoodniks go on an arson rampage! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...hath been sorely missed in these parts... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Are you sure that's what Walpurgis Night is for? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Uuhm Lately! Uuuh Clinton! Field! Hotel! :1orglaugh The FreeOnes birdy goes tweet! http://twitter.com/FreeOnes -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Let me say the Chef always hits the spot! -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs with some whole wheat bread on the side. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is leavin' on a jet plane. Don't when he'll be back again! Thank you John Denver! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...in Cairo he's considered a stepstool... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...in Honduras he's considered a purse... -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Great Value 90 Calorie Cereal Bar strawberry flavor. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Go Ballsack? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...likes his ladies to be top heavy! ;) -cs™
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    Word Association

    bag -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    No go! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is The Man Without Fear... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh it's on YouTube! But Media Converter is being a pain so I can't seem to dl it. I'll try again! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Oh it's on YouTube! But Media Converter is being a pain so I can't seem to dl it. I'll try again! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Only on FreeOnes will you see a blog post promoting a panty auction! Not only that but her first panty auction! Anyhoo I was flipping through the channels, I have a DirecTV system, I caught the last minute of Lady Gaga's Poker Face video. Oh baby it gave me some much needed morning wood. Why...
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    The Member Above Me....

    -cs™
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    ...yes I'll take tumble... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...been reading Chicken Soup For The Soul again! D...just might have advance tickets for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is in association of the speculation situation... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...that's why he uses his meat thermometer, well that's what he calls it... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is also a fan of CGI but mainly naked Lara Croft and those chicks from the DOA games! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...just like Torgo he watches the place while the Master is away... ...rearrange the letters in his name and he becomes c-Dork! :D -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows Milena will make a very nice set of pillows! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...I will wish he and Arti a good early morn cuz I'm gonna power down and get some shuteye! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...just like Tom Servo D-rock also has to be carried into a theater... -cs™
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    Word Association

    problem -cs™
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