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I couldn't, impossible choice. I go through stages with all of them.

She's my wife's favorite, I give her an ok.

I think they like the idea more than the act itself. I know it seems contradictory, but we are talking about women here.

Mason Moore, Raven Riley.

Not even as a very young ***, even then the thought repulsed me.

OK I'll admit that I've never been real close to a Maine lobster, but I've seen plenty of other lobsters having plucked many from the ocean with my own protectively gloved hands and I promise you that a lobster's tail is a nasty weapon. They're sharp, pointy and jagged all over and to have one...

One of these, yes: http://www.gibbstech.co.uk/humdinga.php http://www.gibbstech.co.uk/humdinga.php http://www.gibbstech.co.uk/aquada.php

School, I'm a university student. Other important stuff like ten million pics of my *** I have backed up on 4 machines.

I just got a vista computer a couple of months ago and I'm pretty happy with vista. I'll be getting the free windows 7 upgrade, but don't know how much of a hurry I'll be in to use it.

I already knew it was a scam, there's several girls on their front page that I don't know at all.

I guess, if sound quality from laptop speakers is important to you then I wouldn't recommend it. Otherwise it's a pretty kickass machine.

When I see a peroxide blonde guy I immediately think douchebag.

I always thought that too, but the speakers in this particular laptop are really tinny and weak, (yes, even for a laptop), far weaker than the altec lansing speakers in my much older and much cheaper compaq.

**** to be "that guy," but you can clearly see it's fake, and thank all that is good and holy for that!

It's probably a good test of noobs around here, if you can't hold your cookies after seeing that, you probably should just leave.

I'll bet it's popular among creepy looking middle-aged men. "I....erm...want to get this for my...ahhh...***, yes, my ***..."

Seems like you're down to only one option - confrontation. Hit her up, explain why you have these doubts and ask for the truth, it might be a relief for her too. You mentioned "old tricks again," if this has happened before, there's a pretty good chance it's happening again.

I think it's hilarious that that look is supposedly cool. Add a crookedly worn cap, and you might as well ride the short bus. Also, it's hard to be a tough gangsta when you've got one hand occupied holding your pants up.

Pffffft. Why is it that when 2 guys fight it's a fight, but if it's 2 guys of different races it's a racially driven **** crime. Where's the equality? 2 guys of any race or sexual preference beating up 1 guy is cowardly, no matter which way you look at it.

I love Raven, think she's one of the hottest girls ever, but I really wish the posing with Liz Vicious would lead somewhere! Come on girls, time to get down to business!

7.) The official board language is English. While we fully realize that we have many members who's first language is not English, we appreciate their attempt and do not expect their English or grammar to be perfect. However, deliberate miss-spellings such as "Iz" (is), "u" (you), "R" (are), "2"...

Nice idea, then, when Iceland is full of servers and the average temp for the year rises by half a degree they can tax the **** out of the server companies for destroying the environment!

I've seen a few around and I have to say I think it's as ugly as a bag of assholes, and not nice assholes, fat hairy man assholes.

Fuck myself, don't leave me out!

That's why teeth should never be involved in a blowjob.

I ***** the milk/coffee based ones, mainly because I'm a full time university student with a full time job and it's the only way I can stomach coffee.

I've never heard of 2 girls 1 finger?

I go to university, so I commit mental adultery at least a dozen times walking between classes, but no, I'd never actually do it. I have a very loving wife who would do anything for me and doesn't deserve that, not to mention a gorgeous 2 year old ******** who it'd just **** me to lose. Like...

I don't think this thread will end well.

The sad part is that they're not even good to eat.

It's not the writing of the law that sucks, it's the interpretation. There's no common sense anymore. When interpreting and applying law it's necessary to consider the intent of the law, which in this case was obviously to stop people from running ******* unlicensed daycares. Clearly this woman...

This has often been talked about in Australia also. The idea is that the risk to the public of high speed chases in unacceptable, as a pretty high proportion (I think) of police chases end in the bad guy crashing.

Mine are lazy. I rent half a duplex which they own, and get a discount on rent for mowing and snow removal, and every time I first haveto spend half an hour cleaning up the **** from their 2 dogs and their **** toys scattered all over the lawn. But the most annoying thing was this summer, he...

Some women just don't like to arrive alone. I know one like that, she'll scam anyone into going to the bar with her, but then ditch them as soon as she finds someone higher up her social hierarchy. And women are not "screwy," they're just plain fucking nuts, even when you think you've found...

Most people prefer to spend less on their laptop than their first house. Quad core laptops and ones with 6GB are still pretty rare, and I'm not 100% sure, but confident that you won't get a quad core in a smaller than 17" housing.

Chicks are becoming more assertive and less dependent these days. Often they enjoy the ego trip of being the primary breadwinner and they look for men who match their shoes more than men who can provide for them.

^Looks the same, but some differences include 16 inch screen with higher resolution (this one maxes at 1366x768) and a blue-ray drive which I don't have. Also looks significantly more expensive at 1500 pounds. Maybe it's euro only and that's why it's not on the asus site(I looked at American site).

Hmm, not sure, just looked at asus website and they list only the G51 and G71, similar machines except the 71 is 17 inch.

Really? In my experience 99% of bouncers are jerks for no good reason.

Mine is G51vx, looks the same as those pics though. 15.6" monitor, core 2 duo P7350, 4GB RAM, geforce GTX 260M 1GB. Paid $1050 but just saw it for $999 at best buy, didn't seem to be on sale.

Mine is currently working on a big assignment in C++, has had 20 or so windows open for several days, including 3 instances of visual C++ and about 5 or 6 instances of firefox, plus lots of compiling and hasn't slowed down a bit. Rock solid. I'm an Asus fan from way back.

Not likely, who would open jars and reach the top shelf? This thread reminds me of the instructional video Fry had to watch when he downloaded the Lucy Liu bot. Any Futurama fans with me?

I have the exact same machine, bought about a month ago, very happy with it. Use it for school (software engineering) and some light gaming, most intense game I've run is FEAR and its pretty smooth and sweet on max details.

She'll never catch anyone speeding, they'll all be slowing down for a look.

That is cool, not sure how practical, but way cool.

I disagree, I used to live near a free entry strip club so I'd often stop in on my way home from a night out if I didn't get lucky. Since I was usually alone at that point I'd be sitting by myself and they'd always come and talk to me. Within 30 seconds of them sitting down I would always say...

EVERY girl should TRY lesbian, just not commit to it.

Not to mention a metric shitload of lego.

Because you get a 404 error?

I'm using firefox and I have no probs with it. I feel bad for you, it's a nice one!