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    Parking spot

    That damn transporter, thinks he can just park anywhere!
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    Free DVD copying software recommendations?

    Hey gang, I've been using the same old copy of DVD shrink to rip DVD's for like 5 years now, but I have a new computer running Vista 64 and thought it might be time to update with a newer free download DVD ripper/burner. Obviously there's tons out there so I was hoping to avoid the sifting...
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    Msn

    www.lemonparty.org
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    Must click...

    But it has tomato and a leaf on top so it's healthy!
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    Wedding Dance Fail

    I imagine she was pretty embarrassed when she sobered up.
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    How Often To You Check The Freeones Boards?

    Sometimes I'll be too busy and miss it for a day or even a few, then other times when I'm just riding out the clock it might be several times in an hour. I need to find more sources of entertainment on the internet. I check talk and funny pics every time, and occasionally I stroll through the...
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    Really? There's a need for this?

    Pffffft. If you have a girl in bed and she asks if your condom is vegan of course you're going to say yes. If not you don't deserve to get laid. Ever.
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    Plumbers butt redefined

    What many call "plumber's crack" is often referred to as "brickie's bum" where I'm from.
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    Marriage Proposal Fail

    I'm going straight to urban dictionary and putting that link under "embarrassing."
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    how is this girl?

    We need to see her so we can attempt to make sense of BlueBalls post!!!
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    why do guys have strong sex drive ?

    It's because men have to WORK for sex, sometimes really, really hard. You have to find a girl, get her to acknowledge your existence, prove to her that you're more worthy than any other guy, and even after all that you still have to catch her in the right mood. Women, on the other hand, can get...
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    Audrey Bitoni

    What a damned ********* waste, not to mention a crime against humanity. Not sure how jealous I am now of that guy in London, he gets to be that close to that ass and not touch it? Sounds like hell to me. (who am I kidding, of course I'm jealous of him)
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    Map of Australia

    "Vegemite has not been successfully marketed in other countries"(Wikipedia) Haha, that's because only Australians can eat it! They got it wrong though, stinging jellyfish should be where Steve Irwin is, backpacker ******* should be over between scorching desert and Danni Minogue (a place I...
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    Worst start to the morning

    On the bright side, I'll bet everything else that happens that day is better!
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    Where do you go for a cheeseburger

    If ever there was a convincing argument that God really does exist it has to be in food. I mean, how else can you explain why cheeseburgers, fat steaks and ice cream will **** you, but brussels sprouts and celery are great for you? Sounds like a sick twisted fucked up joke to me. On topic: back...
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    racist statements made by blacks in porn

    I like Church's chicken!
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    Sign of the Times: 75-year-old man blindly obeys car navigator

    I'm kinda the opposite, sometimes I argue with my GPS and I usually end up regretting it!
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    Name of an 80s movie

    You mean "Mannequin?" :1orglaugh
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    ever wonder

    All the time, but not because of this photo...
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    The more you play with it...

    No way, they knew exactly what they were doing!
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    Times rough so where are u guys doing your Holiday Shopping???

    I'm fine with paying extra to NOT go shopping on Black Friday. My wife and I went to Toys'r'us this weekend where they were having a store-wide sale and got most of what we wanted for our ********. We don't really get each other anything major, I don't know how to shop for what she wants and...
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Maybe if she shaved her moustache and I'd had a few drinks.... Oops, I don't have an avatar! Sorry to break the chain.
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    Awesome sinks!

    Awwww, I really wanted to see the sinks!
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    Group Sex

    Why not just contribute to this already long running thread? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=7602&highlight=gangbang (but I do agree with Ed, a 3some in my book does not constitute a gangbang)
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    Man I **** that Geico Gecko!!!

    FFS! Anyone who thinks he might be Australian has NEVER heard an Australian speak. I really want to backhand that bitch on the latest commercial who thinks he's Australian!
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    My Fun Day At The Park

    But is he pushing it in, or pulling it out?
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    Not for sale.

    Yep, when you finally get your hands on one of those, you don't wanna let it go!
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    Learning is Fun

    I know where he is. I have a full time job, full time university (not some half assed business degree or arts bullshit either, I'm studying engineering), and a 2 year old ********. Sometimes you just can't keep your head up.
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    Me making Shyla & Carmen wallpaper.. little help here plz

    Well, they could be naked and tonguing each other's bum holes, apart from that looks ok to me.
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates These are exciting times, but the fact that she has done a couple of nipple photos doesn't guarantee more, we all thought after Springer we would get to see them and were let down. I am quietly hopeful, but don't want to set myself up for...
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    Making a Living

    I run maintenance at a resort, have a history in construction and cabinet making, at school studying software engineering with ***** in electrical engineering.
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    Asshole Behind Thong

    Re: Asshole behind thong Oops, sorry! http://image-serv.foxhq.com/bianca-beauchamp-tropical/
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    Anybody a fan of the Rosanne Halloween Specials?

    I didn't mind that show, had some good moments. There's plenty worse crap on TV.
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    Forgot to change clock...

    So anyone else forget about daylight saving and show up to work an hour early? I actually deliberately came to work early today to get some extra stuff done, but forgot to change my clock as well, so I got here about 4:40 am for a 7 am start time. Don't I feel silly! :rolleyes:
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    How many "subscriptions" do you have?

    I have 8, but I really only ever check 4 of them.
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    Asshole Behind Thong

    Re: Asshole behind thong The one and only, Bianca Beauchamp: http://image-serv.foxhq.com/bianca-beauchamp-tropical/5.jpg
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates I think you need to move on, Dobstyle. If Nikki frustrates you then that's your problem to deal with, seems to me just by looking at this thread that she's making money by doing what she's doing, and she has no shortage of satisfied customers...
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Well, I haven't clicked this thread for a while, and now that I have I have to say she does still have it, and it's awesome to see her being a little more generous with the nipples! (I did notice something comical though, the header for one of...
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    Perfection v Imperfection

    ^ Agreed,some of the hottest chicks I've had relationships with were shallow, empty, and self absorbed, but having said that, there are plenty of absolutely gorgeous women out there who are not like that at all.
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    Perfection v Imperfection

    I know a girl, I think anybody would agree that she's hotter than average, but her legs are a little skinny, she has a little bit of a belly, but as far as I'm concerned she's the sexiest girl to ever walk the earth. Don't know exactly what it is about her, but she drives me nuts.
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    sexy t-shirt

    I wonder if that would get you out of a sexual assault charge?
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    Best SUV?

    Range Rovers are sweet, and badassed off the road, but check the mileage, I own a Jeep and a V8 Audi and it's enough to make me cringe.
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    Arnold says Fuck You !

    That's excellent! And he still has total deniability.
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    The Loneliness

    To the OP: As a guy who has been an engineering student, dropped out, worked making decent money in construction, partied hard, got married, had a ***, and now gone back to school to finish off my engineering so I can afford to give my ****** everything that I want to give them, let me tell you...
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    Best SUV?

    I disagree, you don't need big and heavy to be snow capable unless you need to bulldoze your way through big piles of it, and then when you're on a road that's been plowed but is still slick all that extra weight works against you if you do break traction. Since you know you'll be driving on...
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    Best SUV?

    I drive a Jeep Grand cherokee that I like a lot. I live in a snowy region and often have to get to work or school before the plows have been out and the Jeep has never missed a beat. It has full time 4WD (make sure you know about 4WD versus full time 4WD and AWD, they ARE different). If you're...
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    Ex-coworker ex-girl drama

    Errrrm....reaping what you sow?
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    I don't know why my friend is such a b**** now.

    Maybe that's part of the problem, lots of women don't understand the gamer lifestyle. Maybe what he calls "bedtime" really means "off the damn computer" time.
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    I don't know why my friend is such a b**** now.

    Some men like a strong, domineering woman, some men need one. Your friend may be one of those.
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    Lisa Lee {Latina NOT the British MILF}

    Re: Another (and new) Lisa Lee: Not the MILF Awesome! I keep seeing her on the FO mainpage in the ad for the VIP and wondering why I can't find her in the listings!
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