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  1. vodkazvictim

    Just a couple of GOPers showing their TRUE colors.

    47>42 assholE As Schwarzenator would say.
  2. vodkazvictim

    You know...

    And kicking.
  3. vodkazvictim

    Nicole Diamond

    Persian? Really? So, the Persian Empire is back in business? Who's the latest Shah?
  4. vodkazvictim

    Dear Bobjustbob

    I have read your message and understand now. Anders' head will be on your desk within the week.
  5. vodkazvictim

    Sex documentary show hosted by 2 Bristish guys. . . any 1 remember?

    Why would you care when you can watch real pr0n online?
  6. vodkazvictim

    Manning up for a fat chick

    Fat women don't count as people, so if you get a blowjob and ****** her before she requests that you reciprocate, the police will understand and not trouble you.
  7. vodkazvictim

    Which is Worse: ***** Invasion, Asteroid Impact, World War 3, Zombie Infestation?

    I'll go for none of the above and go for the worse scenario imaginable; Islamic females take over the Earth.
  8. vodkazvictim

    Welcome back, fucktard.

    Try M67s... ... Hi Assari. I hope all is well with you :) :wave: OK... So we have business ruling the world at the expense of everything else, we have the poor getting trampled into the dirt, we have (in Britain) a tory piece of **** in charge... Music reminiscent of the '80s seems to be...
  9. vodkazvictim

    Welcome back, fucktard.

    Try M67s... ... Hi Assari. I hope all is well with you :) :wave: OK... So we have business ruling the world at the expense of everything else, we have the poor getting trampled into the dirt, we have (in Britain) a tory piece of **** in charge... Music reminiscent of the '80s seems to be...
  10. vodkazvictim

    Welcome back, fucktard.

    I was born in the early '80s and don't remember the '80s, rather I learned about it., but I feel like the '80s are back. Who's with me?
  11. vodkazvictim

    Have you tried mermaid before?

    I'm English (bit of everything in there -who hasn't invaded the British? Who haven't they invaded?), Irish, Swiss (probably quite a lot in there - Roman Empire lineage, German, Swiss, French, maybe Eastern European) and Polish (probably just 3 things in there - Polish, Russian and German). So...
  12. vodkazvictim

    Why Working More Than 8 Hours a Day Can **** You

    You're a manager; you don't work. Waiters work. Chef's work. Kitchen bitches work. Managers go hide in the office. you fon't have a KP? Weird.
  13. vodkazvictim

    New Obama slogan has long ties to Marxism, socialism

    Socialism? Where people are put before profit? How awful! Give me Capitalism where profit comes first anyday. Fuck Africa. In fact, fuck me, because I'm not a CEO.
  14. vodkazvictim

    Any of you fucking liberals in here care to explain this?

    As a "fucking liberal, allow me to explain; no budget has been ****** in order to provide a smokescreen for the shuffling off of about $16 trillion in about 1,250 days. Given that there's no budget, it's rather hard to trace the money, but the allocation of cash, but it goes a little something...
  15. vodkazvictim

    Dear Bobjustbob

    I can't message you 'cos of your settings. Send the message again. In plain English, this time.
  16. vodkazvictim

    Is the JS3 Better than the Maus?

    :facepalm: They're both failed heavy tanks. Although there's definately grounds to call the Maus a super-heavy tank. fO6DcXbZ38U ceD3644mtIY
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    Have you tried mermaid before?

    That's because we evolved from aquatic mammals. I have rather pronounced webs on my hands and feet that used to fascinate a geneticist I was fucking. She was also fascinated by my 3rd nipple. Wonder how she'd have reacted if she'd known about my two missing teeth but two extra wisdom teeth. I'm...
  18. vodkazvictim

    >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs!

    Re: >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs! I'm happy to sort you out with a handjob. ;) :shy:
  19. vodkazvictim

    Id this bomb

    Holy fuckshaft! Thread subscribed. :D
  20. vodkazvictim

    Hey, I saw your neg-rep. I just wanted to say that I posted the poll to try and show Sir...

    Hey, I saw your neg-rep. I just wanted to say that I posted the poll to try and show Sir Fartsalot what an arse he is being with all those polls. But frankly, you were right to neg-rep me, because it is just another worthless poll. All the best -VV
  21. vodkazvictim

    The battle of sandy crack...

    Must've been hell with all that sand getting everywhere... http://gal.hotkinkyjo.xxx/resseler/movie/2345045/006/
  22. vodkazvictim

    @ - Angel Face? - @

    Chto c toboi? Dyra! :cough: I mean... Ti kanis re elethia-mou? Skasmos parakalor!
  23. vodkazvictim

    Its funny how , teasing can be best !?

    That's because that designed with passion for the subject matter always trumps that designed purely for profit.
  24. vodkazvictim

    Is the JS3 Better than the Maus?

    Well?
  25. vodkazvictim

    2012 Presidential/Vice Presidential Debates Thread

    Question: Why can't america get a serious 3rd party to make the main two pull their thumbs out?
  26. vodkazvictim

    Sick of wanking? Girls begging for cock! These girls fuc anybody wgo messages them!

    View profile http://media.trafficjunky.net/ads/000/674/363/image674363.jpg Wonder who she might be... I'm sure it's a legit. profile, that they're not selling a false product (*******) and that, in the unlikely event that they used a model, they got her permission and paid her...
  27. vodkazvictim

    Have you tried mermaid before?

    :hit: Maybe we never see mermaids because they're hiding from the lizard men David Ike says lurk in our midst.
  28. vodkazvictim

    If Obama Loses

    america lost vietnam.
  29. vodkazvictim

    Girls in Leggings / Compression tights / Spandex / Latex / Tight Pants

    Re: Spandex/Lycra Pants http://reality-hardcoresite.com/12nd/cfnmsecret/Maya-Hills/ :D
  30. vodkazvictim

    spandex

    http://reality-hardcoresite.com/12nd/cfnmsecret/Maya-Hills/
  31. vodkazvictim

    Casting Call Post! Time Sensitive! Need specific type of girl for a new TV Show as a Photo Double.

    Did I give you permission to post, you lowly admin? I think not! Delete thy post immediately! :mad: :violent:
  32. vodkazvictim

    OCSM of the Week 2012

    We votin' yet? Put my vote down for Harley when we are. In fact, put the whole board's vote down for her when we are.
  33. vodkazvictim

    Experimented?

    I prefer Supa. But you'll suffice. You're my silver medal ;)
  34. vodkazvictim

    You know...

    Well, I HAVE had sex with my ******...
  35. vodkazvictim

    It's bad that porn glorifys buggery

    Bugger off.
  36. vodkazvictim

    Casting Call Post! Time Sensitive! Need specific type of girl for a new TV Show as a Photo Double.

    Where to begin... 1: Rather than contacting assorted model agencies and a list of actors through other casting agencies, this has been posted on a porn board. Porn girls are renowned as bad actresses (I'm not saying that they all are, I'm saying that they have the reputation of being actresses...
  37. vodkazvictim

    If Obama Loses

    :thumbsup: Why? Is romney restricting airline seat size? On a tangeant, I love how this is more like a battle between two respective sides than concern for the country. :offtopic:
  38. vodkazvictim

    Which Female Singer Would U Want To **** Up In Bed With ?

    lady gaga If you start your day badly enough, the rest of the day feels awesome by comparison.
  39. vodkazvictim

    So I've had a bad day

    Every cloud has a silver lining. Remember that. Also remember that every silver lining has a cloud; watch it when things are going well.
  40. vodkazvictim

    What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

    Ella-Marie James. Women count as things right? Peter Griffin says so... I think...
  41. vodkazvictim

    A serious question

    I'd be happy to jump down your throat. /The Todd
  42. vodkazvictim

    Mitt Romney The Douchebag

    When Romney does something respectable, he'll be respected. You know what they say about politicians and nappies politicians like to wear nappies for adult baby minded but they won't admit it
  43. vodkazvictim

    One month before the election and Ryan still refuses to go though specifics bout his tax plan

    That is truly pathetic. Can we post boris johnson to the GOP where he'll feel at home?
  44. vodkazvictim

    Turns out there really was Voter registration fraud going on

    :popcorn: On a serious note; the death of Democracy may potentially herald the death of the nation.
  45. vodkazvictim

    If Obama Loses

    1: Obama has failed to return the economy to it's pre-Bush level. Of course, that would be one ****** hell of an achievement, but the public rarely have reasonable expectations of their leaders; they expect someone good to be a saviour, possibly because so many leaders are parasites. 2: Obama...
  46. vodkazvictim

    OCSM of the Week 2012

    I like you; your smart.
  47. vodkazvictim

    You know...

    BALLS! /Archer
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