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  1. vodkazvictim

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    You shitting me? I bet he's been cheating on her the whole time.
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    Ask Me (Jayda Diamonde) Anything You Want!

    Can I beg some money off you?
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    Etitaph

    Just discovered this thread. Thank you Assari for your kind words and fuck you andronicus. Wanna make it happen? Wanna get dinner sometime? ;)
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    A woman puts on weight

    Uhmm... Ah I give the fuck up.
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    Okay folks. It's time to ignore the retard (or schizophrenic?) "Hyundairobot".

    I've no major issue with Harley, but Hondaturd was bad when he came here, is geting worse and provides no amusement, so I say that we ban him. :hammer: :ban: Or make him watch while I fuck his favourite pet. Either way.
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    A woman puts on weight

    Fuck off, Assari. /blatant trolling.
  7. vodkazvictim

    Man Crushed by Steamroller On Orders of Chinese Officials

    I'm getting strong English and partial yank vibes off of you. What are you, a mix?
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    Mrs. Clinton: The Rich Don't Build Anything

    Then they don't build anything. As for paying the construction workers, the construction workers are screwed over in their paychecks and as such build poorer quality buildings. I own a '50s house. It's solid as a fucking rock. I laugh at people who live in newbuilds. I've rented newbuild housing...
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    I'm all about the 2-hole right now....WTF is wrong with me? Am I freaking girls out?

    Don't steal my bit :******: It's all I got!
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    Not me. I'm returded; **** for brains. I'm a dick. I ate all the popcorn. :D Nice? Doubt it. Naieve? I doubt anybody dating someone who web models in the adult industry and who has sold her body is naieve. Taken advantage of? Not seeing it. I think you're being too nice to Harley's boy. And...
  11. vodkazvictim

    Okay folks. It's time to ignore the retard (or schizophrenic?) "Hyundairobot".

    That fucktard is now on MY ignore. Join me people. Or I will devastate your inbox with my private pics collection... :elaugh:
  12. vodkazvictim

    A Short Guide to the Internet Troll

    Take me off ignore and give me attention. Don't forget how I penned that open love letter to you. X -VV
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    The Naked Facebook

    So I can interract with other perverts? Amazing! I always dreamed that someday I'd be able to do so. But I always dreamed that the name of the site I would do so on would be... Freeones.
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    Breaking News: Lexi Belle Performs First Anal Sex Scene

    Isn't Roald s'posed to be gone? :(
  15. vodkazvictim

    Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.

    For realz? OK, you know what, despite that douchebaggy "for realz", I agree.
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    Starting an adult related business, need seed funding

    Invest in Assault rifles instead.
  17. vodkazvictim

    Andy Williams RIP

    Shame. A real shame.
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    Is there an anti-Freeones?

    If it's virtual then it's not real, but if it's on the internet then it's virtual. So if it's virtual then it's on the internet. So, since the internet's real, if it's virtual (and on the ineternet), then it's real. So it's not virtually impossible, but really impossible. But that therefore...
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    Really? Ouch. I know I am :D Welcome to the internet, where people are so fucking stupid that they make elected officials look smart.
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    Message To Lurkingdork

    Good point.
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    You win guys, I'm leaving FreeOnes

    Naieve motherfucker. Proceeds to go insane? That fucker is already insane. This.
  22. vodkazvictim

    Idea To **** Trolls

    :rubbel: I hear your wife's buttocks are uncontrollable...
  23. vodkazvictim

    Legality of abortion VS homicide?

    Yes, yes and a thousand times y-muthafukkin-es! I think pregnant women should be given special considerations in life (I know I always volounteer to help pregnant women at work by doing certain tasks for them). I also think the should get a minimum 12 months maternity leave the moment they get...
  24. vodkazvictim

    Mrs. Clinton: The Rich Don't Build Anything

    And by the way, the rich DON'T build anything. The poor build everything. When was the last time you met a rich construction worker?
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    It's things like this that snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Trust me dear boy, I know. :yesyes:
  26. vodkazvictim

    Was that supposed to be neg rep? 'cos you pos-repped me. Also, who is your boy?

    Was that supposed to be neg rep? 'cos you pos-repped me. Also, who is your boy?
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    Message To Lurkingdork

    Wow, so much effort to send me the message reading "hello, are you dead yet?" And such comforting sentiment. Truly I am mistaken and have misjudged you, you arrogant fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself through 7 gates while whistling, tell your mum I said hello, may all your shits be angry hedgehogs...
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    Goodbye, and thanks for all the phish.

    :drool1: Mmmmmmmmm..... ...penis... :yummie:
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    Poll

    I thought you were an autoeroticaasphyxiation enhusiast...
  30. vodkazvictim

    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    Just so long as it's not back to the forum. :D
  31. vodkazvictim

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    :yawn: This was ok. This was a pathetic attempt at a comeback. :rofl: Hey white knight... ...good luck! :rofl: Your sweeping generalisation. This helps too...assuming "not typical" is a good thing. Her sweeping generalisation. Although you do have a point; it's easy to judge from...
  32. vodkazvictim

    Who here has a wild/slutty girlfriend?

    I wasn't aware such a phenomena was extant! Yeah yeah, I know; my mum :******: Wow, you're a real man aren't you :facepalm: I see a lot of truth in what you're saying and I'll bear it in mind... :wtf: Total horseshit! :surprise: My wife knows me so well that she can tell if I've eaten or not...
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    Thanks Anders For The Infraction Notice!

    And now for something compltely different...
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    Idea To **** Trolls

    I'm number 1. Fisher is 0; founder member. Ivanov, Ivan Ivanich. Currently residing in Leicester, UK. The Earth, Sol system,the milky way, the Universe.
  35. vodkazvictim

    The invisible borders that define American culture.

    You've been had; they're really all incredibly intelligent and just pretend to be dumb because they keep hold of the upper hand; the surprise factor that way.
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    Is there an anti-Freeones?

    Is there a forum out there, populated almost exclusively by women? I'd suspect Mumsnet, but in order to truly be an anti-Freeones, this forum must be for sad (pathetic), lonely (outcast by civilised society), single (hopelessly single) women (immature man-********) who watch a lot of chickflicks...
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    Mrs. Clinton: The Rich Don't Build Anything

    If one were to wish to spea to the Republicans (which of course one doesn't) in their own language, one would point to the passage in the bible where Jesus critiscised the people of the temple for applauding a rich man for giving a large amount (a tiny percentage of his personal wealth) to the...
  38. vodkazvictim

    A fan of blown out boxes maybe, listen to Iron Maiden maybe. ... ...So call me, maybe?

    A fan of blown out boxes maybe, listen to Iron Maiden maybe. ... ...So call me, maybe?
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    I didn't know if it was an ongoing affair or a one-time thing. I was reserving my (immesnely important) judgement until I knew. So, now we're clear of casting judgement upon you, can we do Hondatard? He's a twat, say I.
  40. vodkazvictim

    It is a Rock.

    I love you. I **** you but I love you.
  41. vodkazvictim

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    Fixed. So, you just hurried it to it's conclusion, which is so different to what she's doing with her BF, right? So unless your ethics have drastically changed, you're a hypocrite for critiscising her for doing what you did... more or less. How am I doing so far? Wait a minute... is...
  42. vodkazvictim

    Mariah Milano Video Thread

    :surprise:
  43. vodkazvictim

    Who here has a wild/slutty girlfriend?

    I'd love a slutwife. But I have my wife. I love her, I chose her. I knew what I was getting myself into. I made my bed and I'm happy to ***** in it. Overall.
  44. vodkazvictim

    Message To Lurkingdork

    I agree with Andy. It hurt to say that. Think I'll have a shot of ****** now...
  45. vodkazvictim

    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    In fairness it should be pointed out that I, VV, Uber-troll & King of cunts choose not to cheat, despite having the same woman for about 6 years. I'm so horny that if that fucking neighbours cat walks by with it's tail in the air once more. So yeah... Cheating is not-allowed. Dump him instead...
  46. vodkazvictim

    Ahmadinejad Interview Tongiht on Piers Morgan!

    If I had one bullet and was sat in that audience I'd suffer from indecision.
  47. vodkazvictim

    Legality of abortion VS homicide?

    Abortion thread...? :popcorn:
  48. vodkazvictim

    Madonna to strip naked if Obama gets re-elected!!!

    That's it; O-man is fucked.
  49. vodkazvictim

    Arctic ice shrinks to all-time low; half 1980 size

    Yeah, ignoring the many verifiable insults I could throw at you, what are you saying; that you'll eat me? With a climate change apocolypse there is no long term stable food source, so you don't eat. What good are money or bullets then? You haven't talked yourself out of this like you apparently...
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