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If fisher is the reason Lurky left, then mosquitoes can terrorise lions.

That's not hard now, is it?

That's ok sam, you just keep being you. I enjoy a joke as much as the next man. I'm sorry, could you repeat that please? I have trouble hearing you over the sound of how awesome you are. I was ignoring him as somebody suggested, but since other people kept talking to him, I decided, what the...

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today orsm!

It's her eyes I like the most in that pic. Very nice.

They should befriend each other. They could be 2 idiotic peas in a horrible, horrible pod.

The Israeli's know how to fight.

Not every rich ***, but many. As for bankers, engineers, sales executives, scientists, architects, software engineers, doctors and dentists, I don't think of these people as rich, I think of them as not poor. I don't have any problem with them. Now the CEOs are just awful, they often use ****...

You forgot to raise taxes on the poor. The rich and corporations shouldn't pay tax, because it will make them less competitive and discourage them from working if we take their profit, but the poor are useless and so should be taxed heavily as a resource. There are millions of them after all...

Not optmal could simply be a media-friendly way of saying it's fucking awful. The president doesn't want to swear, after all. Of course, I don't know since I haven't heard the whole thing in context, so don't think of this thought as a justified and heartfelt opinion.

Who will you vote for, sam?

Gore Vidal's.

This one is for you, sam. You know you want it. :D Not sure why I'm trolling so much today. Think I'm in a destructive mood due to hangover.

:hatsoff: We should meet properly someday. I'm watching you. Remember the guy who stood next to you at the urinals in the toilet, even though there were two of us and many free urinals? :hi: :wave:

Re: Best Tits? :D I feel like trolling today...

This thread gave me the idea. We all know what's wrong with him. But he apparently doesn't. So lets tell him in the most rude and offensive way possible. Don't worry about consequences when posting in this thread btw, as the mods are now clearly emasculated now and will not even close this...

Re: The perfect ASS Moi.

Elaborate. Please.

I noticed that. The intent isn't to be rude, forgive us. The issue is that, in my experience, a man gets less **** from non-american women. And more fun. Please don't be offended by that. Obviously there are some lovely american girls. It just appears that myself and the other nay-sayers here...

I use Avast AND Spybot S&D. My computer is slow and ****, but I blame this on it being 5 years old & running vista. My spybot has stopped immunising and I did once get one program just slice thru both of them and infect my comp. I have Ubuntu double booted, but that works poorly. I need my tech...

You're more full of **** than a sewer.

I'm not stuck in the closet! ...how big is your pump? Do you have pics?

Will do, right now, sir! :salute:

Tried that, remember shitskank?

If a wuffter (politically correct term for homosexual) has a wank, then does that puff (politically correct term for homosexual) have sex? because sex with another ringpirate (politically correct term for homosexual) can consist of mutual masturbation, where the two fannybandits (politically...

Now now, some are ok. I've just never met them :D :iloveyou: Now now, there's nothing wrong with you tanks that a bullet can't cure. :D

Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions :thumbsup: :facepalm: This still stands That's just A ******* ***** smiley. I'm THE ******* Vodak boy. georges has his name in his smiley, I deserve my name in mine. Perhaps a bifuricated cock smiley... AWESOME! How is that my smiley? Where does it say VV...

I trust you as much as I trust a politician. Also, my farts **** small ********.

Packee preferably, duh. But in that situation... how do you do the A2M with the dildo?

Provide a source please. Again, provide a source please. :georges: :rolleyes: What do you actually DO for a living, Georges? I'm sorry but I still don't see you addressing my points as I address yours. I realise my rebuttal of your points doesn't convince you, but at least I provide both...

Re: Camille Crimson of The Art of Blowjob Gotta love Camille ;)

In my experience american women are just awful from start to finish.

I'll **** myself after cleaning the house perfectly only for the wife to come home, take one look and tell me that it's all wrong, it's still dirty, I'm lazy... etc etc etc.

At least once pop stars have a cock in their mouth we'll hear less of their ****. That reminds me, what happened to Justine Bieber? Check that; I don't care.

How would you know? :tongue:

Mine's better :D

They're fucking each other.

:hit: :wave: Can I volounteer?

Romney won this one. Also, you should sell F16s, F18s and TOW missiles to Iran. Perhaps some claymores to a certain south-american country as well... :rofl:

Re: Sexy Glasses Yes, the eyes, he most beautifull part of a woman's body, the window to the soul.... ...lets obscure them. We shall call it beauty :facepalm:

78K? You **** me raw? That's around-about deposit on a starter house here...

Fixed :thumbsup: ORSM :thubsup:

Indeed, Nixon was such a hero that even those 'mercuns who had died that were virtuous enough to be allowed to vote from the afterlife did so. You're of course right to compare Commies to wood: because, as you inferred, but didn't mention specifically; wood floats, Commies float because they're...

The 1st evidence I've seen that Assari has a sense of humour.

The guy who made this had problems with gals. Just like the guy who made Species

Of all the things I post, THIS is the one you object to? Imma make your anus ***** to teach you a lesson. Imma feed you chilli sauce

I'm sure the O.P. is getting DEEPLY aquainted with the toy as we type and read...

**** this cunt. And frankly, I'm no goodfellas fan.

Nixon knew what to do with Commies. Burn them! :flame:

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