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I quote board rules sometimes too. :D Doesn't make you a mod, but it sure can help to point something out to someone who hasn't read them. Anyhow- I don't condone ***** porn OR email account hacking- send them all to prison. H

You know, for a group of people that spewed endless amounts of blather about change, hope, and getting away from all the intolerance and ugliness of the past, I find this incredibly hypocritical that there is so much intolerance and **** for people who are religious. I especially like how...

Wow- irony.... What a great message of tolerance, love, hope and change, rather than the bitter, spiteful **** that all those people regressing would have posted. H

Gee, according to you, I had one of the unhelpful replies. Gosh, I'm sorry. :( Wait- no. No I'm not. :glugglug:

I gotta admit, I really don't pay close enough attention to this stuff to "anticipate" anyone's first anal scene. H

Trapped on an island with four women... four women who probably aren't real good at hunting, fishing, building... :eek: H

Re: Best Black Pornstar? Monica ******. Feels like I've answered this before. Maybe in a different thread :dunno: H

I don't think some of the posters understand that it's fictional here- even if you **** blind dates in real life, I think the thread starter is asking you for some fantasy here. :hatsoff: And in that case, I'd want it to be a really nice surprise, that would end with a three hole bone-a-thon...

Exactly what I was thinking. I suppose I would be more upset about the retirement if I had ever known a career had begun at some point. H

Because "nog" are only able to be hunted during the fall and early winter. They are an elusive creature that would be susceptible to over-hunting if egg nog was around all year. H

In reference to your rant you sent me personally, and your post here, I give you these: (from the board rules): So no, this isn't school, as you asked me when you tried to negative rep me, but I care because there are a lot of us that read these boards for long periods of time during the...

Doesn't really do it for me. Not that she's ugly or unwatchable- just not my thing. :dunno: H

Dude, seriously... capitalization, spelling, grammar, and punctuation could be your friends if you let them... But as far as Obama? I'll go ahead and run the risk of being an evil right winger. I don't think he's going to be as good for this country as his supporters do, but I also don't...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell You're kidding, right? She left modeling some time ago, and there's been a big stir about it ever since. All the details are somewhere in this thread. H

She's very attractive, but I wish she'd lose the braces. Fat chance :D I've posted some stills from them, and pics of the wife n friends before, but the Mrs. asked me nicely after a while if I would remove them, so I did. H

So you didn't read the rules then...

That dwarf one still has me laughing. H

I could almost hear the rim shots! Great set of jokes, djrebel! H

Great SFW porn video! Hard to say what the best part of it was :D

I would say odd, strange, and disturbing. Except for the acrobats on the couch- that's just plain cool H

Never mind the second picture in the first row. The hot picture is the third one in the second row! :eek: H

1. First taped 3some with me, the wife, and a female friend 2. First taped DP with the wife and a friend 3. Great lesbian shower session with wife and friend 4. Hotel sex with wife and a friend 5. Awesome tape of wife with friend and a double dildo 6. 2 girls, 1 cup

And if you thought that was bad, check out the ****** site- pudding farts :throwup: H

I say again... Monica ******

Jesus- by that logic, no one should ever do anything but missionary position for the purpose of creating babies. And way to go on the homophobic rhetoric. Have you, too, read the book "How to win Friends and Influence People"? H

Man, I think everyone needs to switch to a tasty brand of decaf :hatsoff: I disagree, Chef, about the networking thing. I've used it like a madman to network with actors/actresses/crew for the movie I've been working on (Myspace, that is). I would agree, though, that for the most part, it's...

Really? Reagen- behind Carter significantly in October in the polls in 1980 Reagen- Behind Mondale significantly in October inthe polls in 1984 Bush- Behind Dukakis significantly in October inthe polls in 1992 George W Bush- Behind Gore in polls in October in 2000 W Bush- Behind Kerry in...

Holy zombie threads! Four years old? Way to go, Chinaman. Hey, at least he must have been doing a search, eh? H

I weep for you...

And a vicious one :D

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M I don't know if she took down the blog that explained why she is so anti-porn, but you are right that she chose to go away from the adult industry and get into a more quiet life with religion. Why is that being brainwashed? If some person had come along, and...

This just proves neither of them knows what the outcome will be, and polls are just as useless as predictions. H

Denise Milani H

So what's wrong with some of these women trying to better themselves and do movies that aren't porn movies? Jesus, some of you act like it's a personal affront to you that some porn actresses would dare to step out of the porn world to try acting. And half the time, good acting is the work of...

I want both- and I want Fey to be dressed up as Sarah Palin so it's like having the governor in sexual stereo. And I want Tom Brokaw to moderate the event.

Everyone has a type of tits they like. This one is obviously yours. :hatsoff: I like something else. H

If you're happy, then why are you whining to us about it? Don't worry about cleaning up the mess- if you're cumming 20 times a night, after the first few of those, there's no way you can have much left to shoot. It ain't a never-ending supply. Dude- you're 19 years old! Did you really expect...

$1.97 here for a gallon in my neck of the woods. Going down another .97 would be nice. Going down further than that would be even more nice :D H

Candy Samples, Annie Sprinkle, and Kelly Nichols

Well, yeah- you can't take anything away from Romero's original. I love the tone of it, which is decidedly different from Savini's remake, and the fact that it has that old, creepy horror flick feel to it in black-and-white. Even though most movies were being shot in color by 1968, the...

I think the worst part is, with studies that say yes, and studies that say no, and studies that say whatever the people who paid for them say, "scientists", scientists, alarmists, non-alarmists, and soooooooo many other people are afraid to utter this one thing about warming/cooling/whatevering...

The single worst thing a gal can say to her man... "We need to talk" There's never anything good that comes of that phrase. H

Dear Penthouse Forum.... This one time, at camp....

Done it, loved it, video taped it, spank to it :thumbsup: H

Err.. you might be thinking of the original "Dawn of the Dead" with the consumerism. There was nothing consumerish in the original "Day"- just lots of folks overacting and yelling at one another, and some downright awesome gore. :D My favorite is tough to pick- but I think it's "other", for...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates What!? How the hell did you come up with that giant leap? I mean, from looking at pictures of her partially clothed, you can infer that she has such an unsightly vagina that THAT is why she keeps it covered? :confused: It's not a tease, it's...

No- not horror legend Tobe Hooper. The guy who directed the remake at the command of the guy who produced the remake. :bowdown: H

It keeps taking me to a page where it shows "my videos", and there's a small box that says "Nothing to show". Undaunted, I'll figure out what I'm doing wrong here. :hatsoff:

Well, hats off to her! I hope she does real well. H

You do realize, no matter how much you do the math, that anything more than MMM in either of those circumstances cannot be a THREEsome, right? ;) Huh? I've been in MFM, FFM, and MFMF situations, and never once could I have said it was "work", and what exactly are you looking for in terms of a...