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Oh man... in sexual terms, I never use the word "cunt". That word has such a negative connotation to it, I can't see where I would ever whip that one out in the middle of sex. It's an insult the same as calling someone a dick or an asshole. I just think it's one of those words that has an...

I certainly won't look away if I see pics of her naked, but I'm not eagerly awaiting for them, either. H

Re: Anyone else having trouble reading the boards? No, I've been able to read for decades. H

The original, but by that, I mean DA Schiff, Ben Stone, Paul, and the cops were Logan and either Ciretta (SP?) or Brisco. The very first partner of Logan's was good too- it was too bad the mob rubbed him out. H

Ugh- this is a huge problem with the "Entertainment" industry right now. It's not very entertaining. If I want preaching and politics, I'll go to church or watch the news, or seek out programming that does that. But if I want to see a comedian, I want to *laugh*- not have to hear how shitty...

Carmen Luvana because she's hot as hell, and answers her emails :D H

what's the merdia?

:rofl: Wait... you were serious about that? :eek: H

Prepare for the onslaught... :hatsoff: And welcome to Freeones.

Wanna bet?

I'm no socialist, and certainly the CEO of a company should make more than the peons, but... 484 million dollars. Just say it- Four hundred eighty four MILLION dollars. I would think that salary would be appropriate for someone who did something we could actually take note of. Like...

That's Vanessa Branch- and she's hot as hell. H

Chainsaw?

You know, as wacky as this movie seems at face value, it's actually got some pretty dark, ominously scary parts to it. I remember when this one was first out. I already found clowns a little disturbing, but these (and Pennywise) pushed that over the edge. :eek: H

Wait! X-Men movies told us it was COOL to be a mutant! They lied! Liiiiiiiiiiied! :weeping:

First of all- welcome to Freeones! :wave: Second- Read the forum rules (Not that you ******** anything here- just sayin') Third- use the search function- there is a girlfriend/wife thread, a girlfriend/wife's tits thread, and so on. Fourth- you go first. ;) H

Oscar (Sly Stallone) or Johnny Dangerously. I don't take the mob that seriously. H And wha-wha-what? Magnet- you don't see "Scarface" as a mob movie? Hey, they may not be Italians, but you'd have to admit Scarface is definitely a movie about organized crime- i.e. "The Mob". And if you're...

Know why Dark Knight and Iron Man were successful? People outside the comic book fandom know who Batman and Iron Man are, and care enough to see movies about them. I doubt Thor will get such a great reception. Super hero movies are a conundrum. If they didn't make each one assuming that we...

I liked the fact that they ran through the woods like a bad episode of cops... NOT. H

Ya know- I'd forgotten about his pre-Nightmare stuff. Good call, Patrick. From a movie-making standpoint, Last House is crap, but you were right about its effectiveness. Hills was good as well, but still, kind of like Carpenter, just hasn't really consistently done great stuff over the years. H

There have been so many good ones! One that always makes me feel good watching it is Holyfield/Tyson I. Especially because every time I watch it, I have to listen to the biased announcers praising and carrying on about Tyson until it became apparent that well... things weren't going really...

I like to think of her as the Veronique Vega of porn... :dunno: H

No, I think he means herms... H

Well, I loathe professional wrestling, and I think it's all the worst gimmick ever, but if I had to pick the best gimmick ever for them: HOT FEMALE WRESTLERS. H

That's the one. :thumbsup: "You're a daisy if you do..." Actually, I think the best part of it is Kilmer's little smirk and wink, followed by Thomas Hayden Church's total change in expression that leads Kurt Russell to go "Oh my god..." And then the blasting starts! H

Not only not hot- but not funny either. :2 cents: H

Heavy ****, man... much too much to think about at 4:10 in the morning. Oh- and it's the money. H

ME! I retired from *************** at 36! H

Maybe he and OJ will get to be cell mates. I hope OJ likes being peed on... H

Adam Sandler USED to make good, funny movies. I'll admit that I haven't seen Zohan yet, but Stiller's movies in total **** the 2-3 of Sandler's that are actually funny. Anger Management sucked balls, as did Big *****. H

knowone- great link! Man... she looks good enough to eat in those pics. H

I'd leave home for her...

Already hunkered, my friend. Just settling in myself after getting off work at 3am. Thinking about vacating Freeones boards until after the elections are over. The **** is getting deep :) On the other hand, it's getting colder, so what the hell else will there be to do?

Probably due to the fact that they all have their tongues pierced, and it makes them talk funny. H

Thanks, Chef! I subscribed to this thread because of your really good info. That's good stuff to know! :thumbsup: H

He's just becoming a parody of himself now- he's not even trying to do anything without zombies in it...

"Master of Horror" is a pretty vague title. I would agree with Petra that Vincent Price is pretty much synonymous with horror in the movie world, and even ****** into literary stuff with his love of, and performance of, Edgar Allen Poe's works. If you haven't seen "An Evening of Edgar Allen...

We should wheel out the conspiracy theory that the government, and these so-called "Cancer experts" actually have the cure for cancer in a lab, but they're waiting for all of the ___________ (Insert your favorite race/minority/group/etc. here) to die off before they reveal it. Alternatively, we...

Greatest-opening-song-ever. In case this wasn't mentioned before- you're a lying twat with a God complex. :hatsoff: H

But you DID say something... :dunno: H

Mmmmm... yeah. Keep talking.... :rubbel:

Re: XoXoLeah I love the tags for this thread. 100% natural, and bottle blonde... Man, oxymorons are cool. H

Yep- and the second newb's post was an attached pic. Good luck, and thanks for reading the rules, orca :glugglug: H

:rofl: I don't literally laugh out loud at much, but afa, that was damned funny :bowdown: It's a shame that ass clown can't read it now, but the bannination was coming swiftly on him... H

Re: Hot Girls in School Outfits This is actually one of the nude modeling/porn things that I think is so tired and overused. H

Well, there's a shock- luverly got ******... H

H20's ending was perfect. She ****** him. I've found it rather annoying for more than a decade now that every horror film has to end with that stupid "But WAIT!" ending that they all seem to have. Halloween- the original film- had the best one of those ever, and it's become common practice. I...

I gauge my tip on how the service is, and it's just that simple. I usually leave a nickel if I have a waiter or waitress that just plain sucks. I've left tips like "Look both ways crossing the street" for wait staff that have really, really sucked, but usually, if I get taken care of fairly...