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Likes virgins that live near the atlantic. :P

Not Coffee but my soda Slipped in the shower?

is silly because that's definitely not true! lol

Thanks :D

No Laugh so hard you peed your pants?

lives in Michigan. :)

She's Armenian. & OP I get what your saying but I don't know if thats fair to word it the way you have. White women are perfectly capable of having just as sexy curves as any other race.(I would know :) )It's kind of like if I would have said 'a guy with a huge dick is trapped in a black mans...

This is what Pimp ***** Blueballs has posted for his employees over on hooker hill :P

Oh Jeezus! LMAO thats ridiculous, its gotta be posed like that!

LOL its not a REAL ass! Its a picture that's painted on the wall of a nightclub here in Korea! lol & I would totally give you pos. rep for lickin another guys ass :P:D

Hmm... Well since hes used... Half my freeones points! :thumbsup: BB's is just jealous ;)

At first, when I read 'Member Auction' I thought I might get a chance to bid on Blueballs and M12 but I don't think thats what this is :( But this is very cool indeed! :thumbsup:

Superman & The Fonz's love *****?

7600/461=16.4 :d

Is super sweet and makes me giggle all the time :)

Is not the same Pitino that coaches basketball :dunno:

Well not my ***, though I'd love to really and honestly tell him what I think of him but I don't think I ever will, but I've gotten into a couple of fights with my ***. My *** and I have a GREAT relationship, so long as were NOT living together. We can not live together, its all bad.

Thats low :nono: :tongue: I think it has to do with a mix of things, girls in relationships usually do have more confidence then single girls and everyone know confidence is sexy. It probably also has to do with wanting what you can have. The only thing is, once you get it, are you still going...

Okay wow. Last night I was very very uhm...*****. I apologize for that post and for any messages I might have sent to certain people lol I posted some pics of last night in the members only area if you wanna see :)

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo everyoneeeee nichople and I just want ed ot sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hiello to everyiohne and I havec a f ery goood niught and giiihi I judys twantec toi say hiiiiiiii

There not his parents, well the guy is his *** but the *** is only there for 2 weeks, its the show wife swap. This *** was kinda cute, with his "you'll never see this face again" lol

Why would you find that hard to believe? I posted my own pics on the board so I could find out what porn star I most resembled remember? I think a lot of girls have that curiosity. (P.S. Don't know if it was just me or not but it was hard for me to find her lips :dunno:)

So uhm...Biomech is ******** blue balls' jerking sock? :D Not much is new with me but since you asked heres an update :) I started work today, I'm a ***** care provider (I usually just say nanny but my husband said that makes me sound old lol) for a 2 month old baby girl, I work from 5 am...

hahhahaha :rofl::rofl: I wonder if he thinks were all old and senile and need big bright lettering to comprehend the weird questions he asks? :dunno:

Well I worked as a waitress in Indiana and I only made 3.00 dollars an hour, tips are what I lived off of. Now the way I tip depends on quite a bit of things actually. If the service was downright shitty and it was the waiter/waitresses fault, then they dont really get anything. I mean like...

lol your so cute male ;) I think this is such a sad story, I mean what a whacko. You know he was on some reality show about this (really bitchy girl Megan, I mean the title of her show was Megan Wants A Millionaire...classy right?) anyways my point is you would think that on these reality...

I fall ****** on my stomach, end up all over the place. I like it to be pitch black but ONLY if my hubbys home, if he's in the field or something I usually ***** with the lights on :o Oh & its never completely silent, it would be except he snores like theres no tomorrow lol

Bear<3 I wish I had something to say to make it better. Im here if you need a friend. <3

Its the same way with the other facebook fail. the post is at 25 minutes ago and the first comment is at 26 minutes ago...:dunno:

I used to listen to Howard Stern all the time... :shy:

Yes, yes we've established this lol :rolleyes:

Heres my new kitty!! I just got her yesterday! Shes soooo cuddly! My husbands fed up all ready lol she does this thing when Im on the computer where she gets in my lap and paws at my face until I pet her :) tomorrow when I have some clothes on lol I will take a video with my webcam so you can...

Thanks for the rep :)

Amen! Words spoken from a REAL man. Now im not gonna get on you for asking the quetion because I get that your curious but coming from a womans point of view im going to tell you that if you ask your wife to have a c-section so that she will still be tight I promise you wont be getting sex...

Okay so since im a female here goes... Birth control is pretty effective but be careful I have a friend that told her her boyfriend she was on birth control and would throw her pill away every day just to get pregnant. So I would be careful with that.. spermicidal lube is a good way to go but...

lol It will take me FOREVER to get to 5,000 posts lol but my birthday is January 11th :)

Re: Need to get out of my city and move to a bigger location and self esteem issues.. I totally feel you. I felt that way my WHOLE life. When I was 17 I decided I was gonna make it happen so I worked three jobs and saved half of every paycheck and I used all of my tax return the next year and I...

Heres one that my husband was actually in about a month or so ago. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZy6ARqGC4 :rofl:

Oh I thought you meant this....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0 Now I can't decide which one is tastier! lol

hahah This is hilarious too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZy15x4oreo

What is the dancing bear? :dunno:

That's disgusting but 'The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck' is pretty funny lol And I have this friend that LOVES to eat Chili Chocolate bars so I guess Ice Cream wasn't too far off! I think its gross though :throwup:

LOL me too! That one was probably the creepiest!

Well his hair better keep him warm at night cuz I don't know one woman who would go near him with hair like that lol

Hahahahha :rofl: I don't know that I could hold it in my mouth that long lol I swallow like immediately :o

One more day to get presents??? :D (this is silly)

I finally got my Freeones bear! :) My hubby has the camera with him at work right now but I am for sure going to take some pics tomorrow :D I can't wait to have enough points to get the freeones tee shirt lol

I finally got my Freeones bear! :D My hubby has the camera with him at work right now but I am for sure going to take some pics tomorrow :) I can't wait to have enough points to get the freeones tee shirt lol

Fuck my life. That's disgusting. Ew. I mean I'm all for being covered in chocolate cake or pudding but not because I'm farting on them lol ewww :throwup: