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Ooh Ooh! Can this be reversed for girls too? If so hell yeah I'd be with another girl for 10,000! :D

Well thank you, I'd like to think I'm at least a little normal lol Hey now mister! :nono::tongue:

Wow. I picked the wrong thread to read, doesn't much seem like I (or any other girl for that matter) am welcomed here lol Sheesh guys I could make a list of 50 cruel things men do and all of you would say exactly what I'm about to say: It's not ALL women. I'm guilty of 2 out the ten on that...

Wait what does mine say? {Oh hahah nope no live webcam, sorry guys (& hill :P )}

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Am I the only one who found this comment hilarious? lol :dunno:

lol I actually do wear my ballet slippers out sometimes cuz those are super comfy too but we can't wear actual slippers out because they don't have hard bottoms like the uggs for outdoor use.

Wow.. Well I guess when they say you have Jury Doodie they aren't kiddin! :1orglaugh

WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Everyone needs to stop with the dissin of my UGGS! (Okay well im poor so I don't really have the 200 dollar actual UGGs but the 20 dollar wal mart knock offs) But still! UGGS are super cute and SUPER comfy! Its like walking around in big slippers all day. I agree that there are...

The space between my orgasms is usually the 1st one then about 5 minutes later the 2nd and after the 2nd its like im just so sensitive that they just keep coming and coming (no pun intended lol)

In my opinion, ANY CRIME IS A **** CRIME!

aww your so sweet :) & of course they are in there! Or else I would be walking around with dirty underwear all the time lol

Well I don't think whether your a good parent or not has anything to do with your profession. However for some reason you think Janine is this innocent woman who's biggest crime is tax evasion, not true. She has an 18 year old *** from her first marriage that she as you like to say 'abandoned'...

Don't let Skyraider fool you! Blueballs is DEFINITELY the .1% :D

aww Im sorry about your toe! Wish I could make it better! & I also wish you could do my laundry for me lol

Im okay just soooo tired but I can't go to ***** yet until the laundry is done =( How are you?

So my excuses have always been pretty generic, never got to out of control with them but I do have a couple funny stories about ditching and how I got my excuses, like one time I ditched school but our home phone was disconnected because my *** was switching from Verizon to Time Warner and so I...

M12!!!!!! I miss you! :D

This is disgusting. She will never have a normal life now. Never.

I really think TR had it right. I know how you feel, I am an Army wife and we move constantly so im always having to make new friends. We are actually in Korea right now so imagine having all your friends and ****** like in another country. Like TR said though clubs & stuff like that. When I...

Are you kidding? Why would any girl do this? Why would any person do this for that matter? If my husband gives me an awesome orgasm why wouldn't I want to give him one too? Once I cum I focus on making sure he's enjoying himself and hey if I get another couple orgasms out of it, all the better :D

Don't laugh! Britney Spears--Im a slave for you... (heh that's pretty funny actually considering my user name...) Its really great dancing music :) & I like to dance around when I'm getting dressed and doing my hair & make up :)

What are you talking about? Almost ALL his girlfriends are blonde! Kendra, Holly & Bridgette were all blonde lol and the twins are blonde too! Personally I think Kendra is the most annoying thing ever, her laugh sounds like a car crash or something, but I love Holly & Bridgette! They are both so...

Thanks hill :) I've been kind of out of it since my *** ****** away, not to mention my husband and I have to make the adjustment to now raising a 15 year old because we took custody of my ******* so I've been a little stressed but I'm starting to get back to my old self. Hope your doing good!

aww your too sweet :) I just uploaded two new pics to my album :) I have to run but I will be back on later XoXo

Here in Korea there are these things called juicys.. and yeah to me they are things, anyways they feed off the soldiers like big time, they wear itty bitty nothings to the clubs that they work at (most of them are from the Philippines) and for enough money you can pretty much get anything you...

I've always wanted one of those outifits! haha but I can never find one =(

hehe your cute<3

I don't have a lot of time these days to be online =( but I do miss talking to you! I hope your doing good :)

Every year around christmas time I take blankets, pillows and a cooked meal to 5 different homeless people, its not much but its what I could do.

*Giggle* :o Ohh M12 you silly boy :P

I love FML's :) They make my day seem amazing<3 'Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML' 'Today, my girlfriend...

I like it :) Hillhopper is the one who started it so I have her to thank for it :D

Hi :wave2: im hissexslave but most just call me hissy ;)

lol I dont know I'm sittin here cracking up :P maybe other women will too? :D

ha! I was totally thinking the same thing. I can't stand a dirty room. oh & LMAO!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ok so, from a girl, I think its not necassarily porn itself that is funny, I think its more or less the fakeness of it. I mean if during sex I repeated 'oh yeah fuck my pussy with your huge dick' over and over my husband would probably start cracking up. I laugh at some porn because its just...

the night before last & as soon as my hubby walks through the door tonight :D He had work last night so I had to ***** alone =(

Hey M12 miss you talking to you too! How are you?

Miss you tooooooo! How have you been?

Your relationship is already over in her mind. She just doesn't want to be the 'bad guy' in this situation so she keeps telling you to 'go out with friends and have your own life' she wants you to start alienating yourself from the ****** so that she can turn around and say that you abandoned...

aww thank you M12<3 ;)

geez and I thought I could orgasm easily..my multiple orgasms are more lik 7 or 8 not 200 lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: lol

I always get the most compliments on my eye more than anything else... I wish they were greener though:shy: anyways here they are :) http://www.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-11/9804uhoh2-016.JPG

I'd really really like one because my old one doesnt work anymore, could you make me one with a picture of me (you can choose between many of the one's i've posted here http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=315311&highlight=pornstar+resemble ) And just my name on there :) Thanks!

miss you toooo m12 :) I have to figure out how to make a new sig cuz mine stopped working :( My computer just got fixed so I should be on more now :)<3

thanks for the rep :)

thanks for the rep :)

thanks for the rep and the kind words :) I appreciate it<3

thanks for the rep :)