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A monumentally beautiful woman: a monumentally talented actress. With her passing, the world has become a slightly darker place, as - one by one - the bright lights that defined what it really was to be a HollyWood star, are ******* out by time.

I think it was pulled ....:D:D

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Apparently, even Lady-Boy relationships have been known to work ....:D

Actually she's a citizen according to the laws of the United States. No false pretenses there at all. No one's saying the system ain't broke, but if you want to fix the system, first you have to fix THE system. If the law that allows this ***** to gain legitimate Citizenship is causing...

And you do it so, so well .....:D

It's irrelevant: she's a Citizen. And what an education she's already getting - learning the hard way that life is just a long series of dry ass fuckings unimaginatively pounded out by drones of bureaucracy ...

Spexy Ashleigh has mastered the art of the Sexy Geek, and refined it to the point that it became its own word: Spexy

I am in the presence of greatness ... makes my puny list of 6 Threads look ... well, puny and unambitious.

Good to see the system really working, keeping land and borders safe from undocumented 4 year olds .......:facepalm:

Prepare for the Pussy Juice Wars ........ border skirmishes over Jizz Futures, Embargoes over ATM Tarriff

The Winning Wagon rolls on and on ......

I don't see why we have to be just one country. Can't we be St Kitts & Nevis, with a little Tuvalu and Marshall Islands thrown in?

A genuine lol ....

I've had a bunch of Blackberries and they all sucked - buggy software and apps, physically fragile, cluttered architecture ......I was about to get an iPhone then I found the Motorola Flip Out - just the coolest and most reliable phone I have ever had. Everything works - straight out the box...

Paget Brewster, one of the sexiest Geeks in the world ....

it can be trying at times, I'll admit. basically, what you are doing is telling your dick 'no, you can't stick into this one, she's off limits'; which is like telling Lindsay Lohan not to fuck up. It goes against the very nature of the thing itself .....

That toilet door looks like it's upholstered ... never really thought about having carpet on the walls and doors of the room I **** in. I will now.

Think they have a 30 day guarantee or a HomeCare service?

Not At All Gay

And thus, he emerged from the wilderness, and unto the masses, did he say ........

Seems to well written to be him.

Impressive. But it must be like a bucket of beef in there afterwards .....

Hot Damn! Killer body .... great definition.

I think before we go any further, we are going to need to see some boobs, online, here .....strangely. Bewbs plz ........:D

Re: NEW FIND : Miss Hybrid - WOW!!! This is a belated 'yipee!':D

I believe Divas 'swoon' and have 'fainting spells' ...

Holy **** - I bet she'd be a riot .. but it would be too hard to go 24 hours without trying to get some of that sweeeeeeeeeet crazy!:D

Maybe I'm missing a subtle point, but at about this point in the Egypt saga, were UN calling for air strikes on Mubarack ... ? I'm thinking not, which makes me wonder why? Two entrenched, utterly corrupt, but at the same time quite effective, (sub) Saharan dictators who have cosied up to the...

Freeone's Alex I LoL'd

About to be rectally ravaged ....

Feeeeeel the stretch ....!:D:D

Miss Tery, Miss Stroke .......:cool:

I can work with that ... I'm predicting knuckles deep anyway, regardless ...:D

My goodness: that labia looks like a starched flag ... I'm hoping this is all as a result of bad Photoshopping, otherwise ....:eek:

Mr. Tashe got some righteous flava ....represent

Aaaaaaaamen! More tea, Vicar?

In that case, I volunteer (as arduous a task as it it will be) to be the bottle holder: he who makes it slide, all the way down, to make a tide ...:D:D

So much of that is so wrong, in so many ways, for so many different reasons; intended and otherwise ..... what were they thinking???

I think it's made completely of spam ......oh, irony!

And then there's the ******-product: Purely ****. Someone in food marketing is a genius. You saw them here first.

is irony ...

Yea - I had a similar thing, only we did stay friends. It could get awkward sometimes, but mostly it was just 'yea, we fucked, but we're friends first' ... it was funny: every time I was single, she'd be in a relationship, and every time she was single .. etc etc etc So, yea, there was always...

Re: Which non pornstar celebs made you cum lately Putting on the Geek Helmet of Shame ..... Nana Visitor when she played her evil, black leather-clad 'shadow universe' self in DS9. There's a scene where 'good' Kira and 'Bad' Kira are almost lip to lip ........ semen tsunamis were reported...

Totally. Everyone knows real adults snort meth now.

Ummmmmm. QUESTION?? Does a true, genuine 'boy-girl friendship' count as an absolutely true, genuine 'boy-girl friendship' if - although you never did and could ever date - you may have fucked a little bit every now and again?

Clint Eastwood, Ashton Kutcher, Hugh Laurie, Molly Parker, Betty White & Spexy Ashleigh in...................... There Will Be Bacon MiraMax would take my arm off for the rights ......

I've always had best friends who were girls ... even my best man, was actually a best woman; she and I had just always been great friends and even though - on a lot of levels - we were perfect for each other, on a much bigger level was this implicit understanding between us that we were only...

Re: Lupe Fuentes / Little Lupe Oh, regardless of how this eventually plays out, that's going to be really messy, sticky **** hitting that fan right there ..... I wonder how many of the people these pair worked with are now under a spotlight - or, are fearing being put under a spotlight...

I'm sure there's lots of porno lovelies with whom a platonic 24 hours would be very enjoyable. Just hypothesizing, but I think a long, platonic, 24 hour 'nature walk' somewhere quite remote would be the perfect way to spend the no-sex time. Nothing un-platonic would, or could happen. And...