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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Born2Jizz has a perpetual hangover

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    How to move forward with this girl?

    Oh, I think there's little danger of that ....:D There is, of course, real danger from continuing your mawkish Dance of Desperation with this hideous succubus ...
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche No argument there. Jokes need to be funny though .....;)
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    Bigfoot "Sighted" in N.C.

    I prefer ChupaMeCapullos ...:D
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche No, you really can't ... but a valiant effort :hatsoff:
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    Bigfoot "Sighted" in N.C.

    This whole thing was faked by the government to distract citizens from the ongoing super secret plan to pull down a few more derelict city buildings without first providing detailed explanatory YouTube videos
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    CSI Ghetto

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    Petra posted this in the FreeOnes Headquarters bathroom

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    Look Who's On The Menu!

    Mmmm. Bursting with juicy goodness. Open wide ....
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche Yea, I'd love to see how the Crow Tribe would welcome you, Dances With Crabs:D
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Ashy's Douche Hammer is swift, accurate and powerful ..... she wields it without fear. It's so hot.
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    Eat my ass bitch !

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    Word Association

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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    He should have his own show .....!
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    Best Cocksucker In Porn?

    Nina Hartley's blow jobs always look incredible .....that lady can mouth wrangle cock!
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    Shifty sings a song

    Placebo the Cat had never understood his name; even as he lay stoned off his gourd amid a storm of dried oregano .....
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    24 platonic hours with a pornstar

    She'd eat you alive .... not a bad way to go, I suppose. Still - as if Miss could get through a platonic 24 minutes, never mind 24 hours of cock-free dullness ..... Fuck platonic.
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    Ex pulchritudine gladius - From beauty comes the ***** ...... I like it. You try: http://www.inrebus.com/latinmottogenerator.php
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    Cleveland Woman Turns 119!!!

    The whole name thing is annoying, because Besse with an 'e' is not right either tho .. it's a silly affectation, dressing up Bess (short for Elizabeth, of course ....) with a needless 'e'. Apparently, the surname 'Besse' is an old French one, and means someone who lives or lived near a birch...
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    Elizabeth Darling

    Re: New Girl: Elizabeth Darling She is just luscious .....
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    Pllleeassseee name these girls!!!! im begging you!!!

    Possibly - Shyla Jennings http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/Shyla_Jennings/
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    Federal Officials Send 4-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Back To Guatemala

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    Cleveland Woman Turns 119!!!

    Updating ............ LaBesseika Besseque ShondraBesse D-Besse'd Better ...?:D
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    too hard

    This post is destined to become one of the pivotal moments in world literature; this thread, a cultural reference point for the new Internet-a-rati .....
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    Great Legs and Ass

    Where did you find that pic?
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    24 platonic hours with a pornstar

    Winner gets Gianna: who promptly breaks us, like ponies ....:D:drool1:
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    The Member Above Me....

    Never has to worry about being bitten .. unless she wants bitez .....:D
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    Any ********* Users in FO?

    The Devil gives you the first line for free ......
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    The Member Above Me....

    Knows a cat that is nesting in that top, and retrieving the key ...
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    I shall not be standing for office.
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    DOA gets to be head of Internal Security following his ascent to Mod-dem WTC7 Minister of Architecture and Shadow Governments Spexy - CEO Bacon Marketing Board
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    Is it in yet........

    Srsly .. the closest I can get to trying to describe what her pussy might feel like if she mounted you AFTER she'd been riding that elephantine dildo ... it'd be like being sat on by a PacMan Ghost Adult Image Hosting
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    A moat then .... a mighty Jizz Moat, with its proud flotilla of Land Pirates, guarding it against the cruel non-porn loving kingdoms beyond.
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    The Member Above Me....

    has a very happy cat curled into her left boob
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    ***** as Minister of Culture? Whimsy will be the Lord Privy Seal Shimmy2 as head of Aboriginal Affairs?
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is as faceless as an all-black, no-faced clock that's in a box, in a cupboard, under the stairs, with the lights off
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    Dulce Neves AKA: Dolce Vita, Pixie, Adora, Dolce

    Re: dulce neves? Always start your search close to home .... http://www.freeones.com/html/d_links/Dulce_Neves/ see also ..... http://pinkpornstars.com/search/?q=2Dulce+Neves2&kwid=8790&c=1
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    See, I saw MrTrebus as the Queen, and Petra as The Great Empress, ruling from her mighty tower of flaming Berserker cocks ...
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    Charlie Sheen

    What he said from beginning to end ....it sucked dead, putrefying donkey balls ....
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    I really wish I had a butt!

    That photo makes it too hard to tell ... we need one of your ass popped up all the way in the air to make an honest assessment.
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    [SOLVED] Blue-eyed blond smokes, drinks ****, and shows a tit

    Hannah Martin http://officialhannahmartin.tumblr.com/post/786950437
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    Is it in yet........

    No, no ... you tell me.
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    STDiva's Hangover This Morning

    I thought I could feel the telltale scratch-scratch of cold sores on my SlapShot ... :eek:
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Federal Officials Send 4-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Back To Guatemala

    Actually the system here in Canukia is pretty hard balls ... they make it laboriously difficult to get in. I read recently that for many years, the Government has failed to meet their own annual quota for immigration and Citizenship approvals, so something is going right with the immigration...
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