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Maybe ATMs turn her on? :dunno:

Very very well said! I agree 100% ....uhm also I would just like to point out that ******/****** marriages aren't legal in Kentucky... So all those barefoot ****** loving jokes can go shove it :)

Okay, so that's a really shitty story but that's one case of marriage.. It doesn't mean that every marriage will turn out like that. I was the exact opposite of that wife, I worked full time, ran 2 girl scout troops & was the treasurer of the FRG (****** Readiness Group/its a military thing) and...

Thanks, Yeah my grandpa was pretty awesome :) & My *** wasn't your average ***, she was strict but she still let me make my own decisions, especially once I turned 18. My *** talked to me before I married and asked me numerous times if it was what I wanted, even said she didn't think it was the...

Just voted, Good luck :)

That Rainbow bits cake mix is like the best thing ever :D :bowdown:

Shells Mac & Cheese :D & Chef Boyardee Raviolis! Oh Oh Oh &&&&&& there's this French loaf made by pillsbury that comes in one of those like biscuit container things and it is seriously the best bread I've everrrr eaten :) THIS >>>

I agree, a lot of people in today's society definitely do view marriage as a fluke/joke & honestly a majority of the people who don't view it as a joke, believe that its some sort of fairytale ending. Not very many people have a realistic outlook on what marriage really is. It's not something...

Uhmm :shy: I'll come live with you Neutron :D I love Xbox & DiGiorno andddd netflix :o

Wtf?? I'm like sooo confused! So your tellin me if I gargle milk and rebottle it I can make 100-200 dollars? Wtf??

M12 I have to say, I seriously missed our talks sooo much while I was away<3 I just reread our conversation history and you always know how to make me smile :) You're pretty awesome :)

Miss you Hilly<3

Re: Two F-16s scrambled as United Airlines makes emergency landing after fight over s That's ridiculous.. I bet that wouldn't have happened if they would've been flying "Hooters Air" (Even though they don't run anymore :dunno: ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooters_Air

Your phone does that to you too? :mad: I always like to leave comments with my rep but my phone never let's me :( But I agree, I enjoy the comments most too :)

No. :mad: Just kiddinggggg! You just have to go through this short initiation process.. ;)

Well it depends if I'm using a toy or not.. I know exactly what I like though so I can pretty much make myself cum within 2 or 3 minutes.. And I usually go for about 7 or 8 orgasms before I'm tired enough to stop.

Well I'm a girl sooo I don't really ejaculate lol but I must say you all have more will power than I do because I don't think I could ever stop myself mid masturbation before cumming... I would like go crazy or something.

Uhm.. Yum! :iloveyou: :o

Re: Fuck one, marry one and **** one? K Fuck: Barbra Walters Marry: Betty White ****: Oprah (Even though I'm a girl and this can't really work for me lol)

Re: Fuck one, marry one and **** one? What if you don't have a S.O. ?

Penne pasta in a ***** sauce with red **** Italian sausage & garlic bread. Oh & a glass (or 3) of Merlot :)

Hey yeah it's been a while, I didn't have a computer or a smart phone for a while so it was really difficult for me to get on but now I have both lol Anyways how've you been? :)

:D How've you been love?

Thanks GSB, I really think I made the right decision :) Being single gets old fast though, especially since I've been living in Vegas, the land of sex & ****** lol I don't think anyone in this town believes in relationships that last logger than the weekend :rolleyes:

Thanks Redwing :)

Missed you blueballs :)

GSB in drag :o lololol I'd love to come back to the moderator team but I kind of left on short notice without a word to really anyone (Unintentionally of course) and I don't think my position stills stands unfortunately. It was just hard for me to get on without a smart phone or computer. Now...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I mean... :dunno: At least she didn't say something like, "I just wanted to go ahead and delete your number now since I wont be calling you again.. Yeah, the sex is that bad" ;) No but really, that's messed up dude!

I love you willeeeeeee<3 :D :D :D :bowdown::bowdown::iloveyou::iloveyou::iloveyou:

The song is called "Running up that hill" by Placebo :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEEXyRL0qE

Well what do you mean by "Better" legs exactly? Like nice shapely legs or long legs? (Cause if its long legs, I lose in that department since I barely stand at 5'2" lol :o )

Re: The perfect ASS :surprise::surprise: WOW! I thought I had a nice ass, until I saw this picture... HOLY WOW! She has an amazing butt! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

Hey! :) Thanks It's good to be back!

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Of course not silly :) Thanks & I guess I do owe the board some new pics since I've been gone for so long lol http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-01.php?id=4432IMG_2132.JPG http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-01.php?id=4414IMG_2137.JPG...

Missed you m12<3

Yep, I think she's really pretty. & She has a BANGIN body :D

I agree! She's gorgeous :D

I'm moving kinda right by the *** so not to far from La Mesa :) I haven't exactly found a place yet but I paid a few months in advance to an extended stay hotel out there so I'd have a place to live while I got on my feet.. Things in Vegas have definitely been really interesting lol, I got a...

:( I'm sorry GSB<3 Up until March of this year I was still being strung along by my ex, on & off, he loved me one day and the next he didn't.. He came to Vegas in March and we spent two weeks together, when I saw he had a message from a few other girls I decided to listen to my gut feeling this...

I think that everyone has different ideas of what "pretty" is ya know? I find certain guys to be attractive and most of my friends think I'm crazy.. Like Charles Shaughnessy.. (Maxwell Sheffield from The Nanny):hit::shy:

Then you should be in my bed right now... Seriously, you should be. :drool2: ;)

Yep I'm back :) missed ya shifty!

"That massage chair just gave me the best orgasm of my life" Or "Dude, (insert party hosts name) is terribleeeeee in the sack!" Lolol :D

Hey, yep I'm alive lol I actually moved from KY back in October to Las Vegas to help my grandma take care of grandpa because he was getting sicker. He ****** away on May 5th and so now I'm just helping my grandma figure out the final stuff before she moves, then my ******* & I are moving to San...

A few months after my 15th birthday.. The night before I lost it, I "almost" did it in his car but when I told him I didn't want my first time to be in a car he was really sweet about it. That's when I decided he was "the one" that I'd give it up to.... So the next night we did it on my couch...

:o That's really messed up!

What exactly were they getting arrested for? Lol

Hey everyone, I know I've been MIA for like ever but things got really complicated for me after I came back to the states & I kinda abandonded everyone & everything while I got back on my feet.. (not 100% there yet but definitely making progress) I hope all is good with everyone here & I've...

Hey :) I know I've been MIA for like ever but things got really complicated for me after I came back to the states & I kinda abandonded everyone & everything while I got back on my feet.. (not 100% there yet but definitely making progress) I hope all is good with you :)