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:surprise::surprise: I'm not one of those "anything men can do we can do better girls, trust me I know that a man can build a house better than me, I know a man can chop a tree down better than me but there is NO way a man can make a better pot roast, or bake a better batch of cookies than I...

Well right now I'm just doing fri & sat night babysitting since I'm only going to be in Vegas a few more weeks.. I was going to move to California but now because my car gave out on me I'm having to move back to Kentucky..

Yep I have the booty shorts too and I was going to wear them in the pic but I couldnt find them. I'm thinking I already packed them (I'm moving at the end of the month) I'm glad someone can see my album pics lol

Indeed.:bowdown: :1orglaugh

On my way ;)

I personally will die happy if I ever get to visit Ireland :) that's like my *****.. There & Paris :)

It's not a really touristy part of England but I had a friend there that I stayed with.. It's about an hour or so away from Manchester.

Sounds like one helluva birthday you had ;)

I've never tried this but one time I got out of a ticket when I told the cop "Im sorry officer, I don't realize how fast I'm going when I listen to *** Rock.." he just laughed and told me to slow down lol

Those are some pretty awesome places to have visited though :) I lived in South Korea and I was in Harrogate England for 2 weeks, I've also been to Mexico and there's very few states I haven't been to though..

Lol yeah that was my requirement in order for me to film them they had to supply me with goods haha

Well yeah, but I guess maybe just cause I don't live there so its cool to me :dunno: But anywhere other than the US is pretty awesome lol I went to England in January for my 21st birthday & I didn't want to leave :)

Oh wow, that's pretty awesome :)

You have nooo idea lol The only problem was even though they were fun to party with, they were terrible parents.. Their two boys were so adorable (One was 4 and the other almost 2) But she was a ***** and he was almost always away on business.. One night I came over because she called me...

Oh? Where are you geographically?

Ello :) How are you tonight?

I couldn't make up those 8 months I worked for them if I tried too lol (Do I ever disappoint with pictures?) http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-02.php?id=5354100_1154.jpg http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-02.php?id=9415100_1089.jpg...

I used to be a nanny for a swinger couple.. It was intereting to say the least. She walked around naked all the time and he cornered me at their new years eve party and told me he'd been dreaming about my tits and he'd die happy if I'd let him touch them.. Then she asked me to video tape her...

I'm sayin :dunno:

Did you know it's legal in New York & Maine (and some other US cities) to go topless? I had no idea! I just can't picture women walking around topless in central park like it's nothin lol http://www.gotopless.org/page.php?4

Oh trust me, I've tried talking to her.. She's just holding out for some fantasy that he'll change and leave K for good. Lol no..it's just the first letter of their names. I would never be with C.. Like ever.. He's boring, rude & skinny. (a little boy) I had one of those once.. Now I prefer...

My favorite breakfast is a ham & cheese & bacon omelet with hashbrowns & cinnamon toast lol Oh & a nice glass of strawberry/orange/pineapple juice :D

C is not attractive at all (to me at least, though both girls have told me he's awesome in bed) he's somewhat intelligent yet I don't see a bright future for him. He's not successful (but his *****'s really rich) He comes off as having high self esteem and if I had to guess that'd be from...

But then your changing who the 10 is.. And over time that 10s slowly goin to become a 9..then an 8 and so on and so forth until she's a 5 too.. Because let's face it how many 80 year old 10s do you know? (besides Betty White but she's a rare find lol) idk.. My reason for this post was because I...

Well my intention a few weeks ago was to move back home to Southern California, but due to unforeseen cirucumstances that's not going tl be doable financially so I'm moving back to Louisville Kentucky.

Depends, how good of a breakfast can you make? ;) :1orglaugh

It's pretty decent at the moment. I'm actually getting ready to move (again) next month so it's hectic as usual but since I'm livin in vegas at the moment at least I can get out for a ***** whenever I need to lol. How are you doing? :)

Lol yeah but were you on a public computer? Or on your own laptop using just their wifi? Cause on the libraries computers it would sometimes even block Facebook let alone freeones lol

So this is a question I've always wondered, would you rather be with a girl who is uneducated, shallow, terrible cook and who hates **** BUT she's a total 10.. Drop dead gorgeous.. Or would you rather be with a plain 5 average looking girl who is highly educated, sweet, amazing in the kitchen...

1. Mila Kunis 2. Rachel Bilson 3. Justin Timberlake 4. & ME :D Ohhhh yeahhhh!

Everytime I go to a stripclub I touch and most times get touched too.. Maybe that's just Vegas though :dunno:

I like cosmo :o They have some really awesome make up tips and in thee back they have the "red hot read" which is usually a really hot story.

Hmmph.. I didn't realize that lol & yeah I didn't have a computer for a while so I couldn't get on much.. You can't really go on freeones from a public library lol

I have an album on my user profile but here's a pic :)

lol @ my messy bathroom! :o

As promised :P http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-01.php?id=3976IMG_3779.jpg http://hotchyx.com/b/adult-image-hosting-view-01.php?id=8012IMG_3780.jpg (Sucks for the guys who don't view the funny section lol) (Oh & by the way, I know you all already know what my face looks like from...

One time when I was 16 my *** went on a double date with brothers.. My date was the older ******* too! Haha he was 22 and my moms date was 20! I didn't ***** with the guy but he told me "you & Hilary Duff are the only two girls I'd be willing to go to jail for.." lmao some line :facepalm:

Lol When have I ever dissapointed with pictures for you guys? :P I have a bunch to do today but later tonight I'll take some pics in the shirt k? :)

Hmm.. Maybe it's different for guys and girls? I tested my theory again last night because I thought maybe I was just extremely horny the last few times or something but nope again, mind blowing orgasm in like less than 5 minutes :dunno:

I mentioned it because it was one of my memories I have of her, telling us about her girlfriend and then running into her at Connections (a gay club in town) a few years later. She was a very proud lesbian and it was a big part of who she was, so I guess that's why I felt it neccasary to...

I think certain foods in foreplay can be fun... But to an extent, like grapes, strawberries, whip cream etc. However chicken wings & pasta probably she be left in the kitchen lol

Lol when I put it on it literally just covers my boobs haha

So for the last few weeks I've been battling insomnia and my dr prescribed me ambien. So I've been taking it but sometimes it takes up to two hours to work, while I'm laying in bed waiting for it to start working I usually end up pulling out my toys and well uhm let's just say the orgasms I have...

No but I know A girl could take down 50 unarmed guys if you get her mad enough. ;)

It's like that part of the movie "Hall Pass" where that blonde girl surrounded by 6s or 7s makes herself look like a 10 when really if she were by herself she'd just be an 8. "She surrounds herself with less attractive women to make her look like a 10.” But what I wanna know with your plan...

Waking up naturally with no alarms. Sex. Breakfast in bed. Sex. A long bubble bath with candles & jazz. Sex again. Then stay in bed naked all day watching "How I Met Your ******" & "House". In that order :D

Mhmm Miss.Freyn, she was a lesbian and she was sooo cool she was my 9th grade English teacher.. She'd choose a different person from class each week to "teach" the class for a day.. (it was usually the person with the highest percent grade for that week) it was just such a unique way of teaching...

:eek::eek: This is wrong on SO many levels.. First of all how could you have a ***** with your GRANDSON?? WTF?! & second of all... Why on earth would you have a ***** at 72?? You would be 90 at your *****'s high school graduation and that's IF you lived that long! That's just selfish.. wtf...

Sorry I had to fix the sizing the original pic was huge :)

My ******* decided to try on my freeones shirt... lmao! :eek: