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Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your future president.

has she taken one in the pooper yet (on film?)

So what? It wasn't hit by a lion, three elephants or a volley of Frenchmen either .... it was, however, hit with hundreds of tones of flaming debris falling hundreds of feet at 32 feet per second per second .... (I'm sure your brilliant, analytical mind can do the basic physics as to why this...

Pure class. I love this girl. Granny seems fun too!

I suspect you may be correct. 'Hey, Robby, go stick your finger in the light socket. I wanna see what happens ...' Hours of fun to be had.

What he said. Read the fucking manual. It helps ward off the :tinhat: effect.

Whiny little bitches. And the French.

If you don't want to be online, don't do the crime ....

Grows things that make me crave extra large cookies. And pizza and ice cream and chocolate covered pretzels and ......

Yes, but not on purpose. It wasn't gross, but certainly not what I'd order given the choice. Laughed so hard a little *** came out?

I'm guessing Robby isn't going to be piloting the Space Shuttle, or solving p vs np, any time soon .....

Field reports of your progress are both expected and required.

I sent this to my ***, with a note thanking him for NOT being these parents. This is what he wrote back. "Thanks for the thanks, ***, but honestly, I wish I'd thought of that gag."

What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can't beat a wank ... I thank you .........

Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey is, I believe, the preferred term:D:D

Well, you have to get abreast of the latest company policies ....:1orglaugh

Is there one ********* penis or gay man over 70 sucking on cock in this shot? :eek: I should neg rep you into oblivion for that:D

That Is Art

Those waffles look like they need a liberal splashing of cream ...

Hawt!

This can be very effective. Combine it with initially pushing an interested or 'in play' chick away, and you have a stunningly efficient at getting you all the booteh you can handle. I have used the following form of words (with variations to account for for local color and habitat) in several...

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Hello, your Prettiness! I'm all good. How about with you?

Metal track of the Year .... 0350SogJcOM

Cruel, beastly Cutie creature :weeping:

Possibly the future of metal .. this song is so fucking hybrid & complex. I love it! -FUAYez3nY4&feature=iv

Knows his neo-classicist shredders:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbOEQJxE6N0

Something with a 12 inch swinging cock .....:D kygRtshJJkg

Very Metal :banger: aOnKCcjP8Qs

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It has a catchy beat and whimsical lyrics ... :surprise:

Srsly??:1orglaugh

Deftly evades a sig making

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Merci pour le rep, Msr. Tittyman5000!

Should make me a legal sig!

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Is a sig rat:D

I was lying about his lying about the truth:facepalm:

This is a great observation. OR .... I did this: Google - 'NIST World Trade Building 7 Free Fall' - clicked on any one of the first five results - find 'free' That's just how easy it is to refute everything and anything you post as ' the truth' You are a proven liar, and once again (here...

What a savagely beautiful weapon (as one sex slave recently said to me:D:D:D:D)

Not to be all Mr. This Doesn't Work, buuuhhhht .... How do you clone dinosaurs from harvested dinosaur fossil oil as the arrows would have us infer?

And have you reached any conclusions? (I have. It's one word. 'Confidence'. The fugliest moose on the block can bag and boink new booty every night, as long as he has the confidence; and true confidence in his confidence. In other words, it has to be REAL, not some Tony Robbins mantra...

Best and most succinct answer I have seen yet to the increasingly lunatic claims of the the 'truthers'. Shyam Sunder, lead investigator from NIST. (When asked about the claims of the 'truthers' & the Architects et al ....) "I am really not a psychologist. Our job was to come up with the best...

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Grows. Happy 420!

I always found blow and tanning cream to be an unpleasant combination. It's just too pasty to snort.

let's be fair: without people who make us go 'what the fuck is he talking about?' or, 'what a bunch of insulting, malicious lies', we'd have fewer mirrors held up to our view of life, and thus, fewer opportunities to examine our own beliefs. And, let's face it, nothing helps sense make sense...