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I didn't know that Sting married Leatherface.

Well, considering the fact the the 'Huskers have to play Ohio State, Sparty and Iowa at home and at Wisconsin and Penn State the Big Ten didn't do too many favors for them. Now back to this year. I still want to know how in the hell the Big East has an automatic BCS bid. I mean a team that...

Boo, Boo Well you said big boos.:tongue:

The only benefit that #1 gets is the is the home uniforms. They both get the same number of tickets.

Meh, looks like a typical Tuesday to me.

People judge me all the time because of the length of my hair and some of the people that I hang out with. I have gay friends, trans friends, bi friends, biker friends, redneck friends...you get the picture. I don't have time for other peoples hang ups. The only thing that I care about is that I...

Well, you have to put them somewhere. You can't just go around littering.

I don't pick women up. They come to me. Kind of a pain in the ass sometimes. Sure beats going without though.

^This^. When will people learn that by making a big deal about **** like this, the longer it will go on? By making it a "news" story you are just feeding this asshat's ego. Just ignore the stupid looking prick and he will go away.

Re: Custer's Last Standard: Bloodstained and bullet-ridden flag set to fetch $5millio The Lakota came to the plains from the upper Great Lakes after their introduction to the *****. They had always been on the fringes of the plains to hunt buffalo before. By the time of Greasy Grass they had...

Re: Custer's Last Standard: Bloodstained and bullet-ridden flag set to fetch $5millio Fuck Custer. And why is it that the Government didn't care about the fucking land until gold was discovered. You can stay on this land forever,or at least until we find something that we want.

One, two, three. It takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I don't find it to be relaxing. Now the dismembering however......:elaugh:

Christy Hemme and her Flying Firecrotch Guillotine legdrop. Enough said. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FntBjisR5YY

Santa's Slay http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/ Silent Night, Deadly Night Actually I always liked the Christmas specials on the tube. I love Emmit Otter's Jug band Christmas. Nothing can touch the original "Grinch", Jim Carey should be shot for fucking up that classic.

Those aren't pecs, they're bushels.:boobies:

Oh I absolutely think that TCU should go if one of the two loses. All that I am saying is that the NCAA and BCS does not like anybody rocking the boat. We need a playoff. Now.

OK, this is just a thought I had. If either Auburn or Oregon somehow gets tripped up next week, who doesn't think that Wisconsin miraculously jumps over TCU to maintain the status quo. Hey, I'm a Big Ten guy and I do think that if any one loss team deserves consideration right now it is the...

Re: DNA tests show green eyed Chinese villagers could be descendants of lost Roman le Oh this is total bullshit. Everyone knows that they are from Atlantis.:facepalm:

I blame modern medicine. More morons are growing up to have even more moronic ****. Nature would have weeded some of these defective fucks out of the gene pool. Just think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are more stupid than that.- George Carlin

1985 called, they want "The Midnight Rider" back.:*****::*****::*****:

He isn't horny, he's hungry.

I am Buzz Lightyear. I cum in your mouth.

Hey #7 was cute as hell. Plus NFL cheerleaders are meant to be seen through either **** goggles or puberty fogged eyes.

So if I have my facts straight, what you're saying is that because her ****** is famous apparently, she has no right to make a comment on facebook. You however have the right to call her entire ****** retarded. Mmmmmm......OK. Sounds like a double standard to me but as long as I know the rules...

Head to head still matters. Wisconsin would go in a two way tie with Ohio State even if the Buckeyes are ranked higher. But with OSU and MSU not playing each other then a three way tie goes to the BCS rankings as does a two way tie between OSU and Sparty.

In a three way tie Wisconsin would go assuming that the BCS rankings stay the same. The only chance that Sparty goes is if there is a two way tie with them and Wisconsin. With no head to head between Ohio State and Michigan State a two way tie would go to BCS rankings. I can't believe that I...

Cheerleading? There's no cheerleading in baseball. Oh by the way I'll take the blonde.

Complete fail. Firehouse? Really?

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results. Plus the fat chick beat you.

Re: How the King of Sweden enjoyed wild sex parties with strippers - and a lengthy af It's good to be the King.

The U.S. however is still the world leader in exporting crappy music and movies. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.

The Patriot Thunder Heart History Of the World Pt. 1

Re: How the King of Sweden enjoyed wild sex parties with strippers - and a lengthy af Well who the hell doesn't enjoy wild sex parties with strippers and lengthy affairs with buxom models?:dunno:

They have cage dancers at Cowboys Stadium but this is newsworthy?:dunno::facepalm: Oh I'd hit it but still...

Vince likes his cartoon characters and kiddie friendly programing, it's not going to change anytime soon. The Attitude era happened because at the time WCW was blowing them out of the water with the NWO angle. Until he sees TNA as a real threat nothing will change. TNA has better in ring talent...

RIP, Sparky. You will be missed.:angels::( It's been a bad year for the memories of my youth and teen years. First Ernie and now Sparky. Time marches on.

:banger::banger::banger:

Crabs once. Looking back though I guess I should thank my parents for teaching me not to eat anything before I got home so they could inspect it.:D

Congrats........Sorry.......Meh whatever.

Well at least Sparty has some balls. http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-boisest-michiganst-series I don't understand the ten year gap, but still...

OK here is all the proof that you need to tell that this list is:bs:. Mike Ditka is higher than both Ozzie Newsome and Kellen Winslow. And Tony Gonzales is higher than all three of them?:facepalm:

It's all subjective but I would have taken Emmitt over Barry anyday. I have always said that if Emmitt and Barry had switched teams that Barry would have had 2000 yards every year but Dallas wouldn't have had those three Superbowls. Barry was always about Barry. Just look at the way he left...

Back in my old neighborhood, we could hear the tigers all the time. Them and the noisy ass peacocks.

I don't know about the meaning of life, but I do know the secret of life. The secret of life is...... Not dying. I figured that out on my own when I was eight.

In the cage Lesner wins. In the street 'Taker whips that ass. And yes shayd Mark is one of the most level headed and humble guys you could meet. I've talked to him several times and not once did he seem like he thought you were wasting his time.

Top Ten 1: Oregon 2: Boise St. 3: Auburn 4: TCU 5: Michigan St. 6: Mizzou 7: Utah 8: Alabama 9: Wisconsin 10: Stanford

Alright, so here's a story. A couple years ago I ran into a rough patch and had to crash at my cousins' place for a while. Well while he was helping me move stuff out of my apartment to store at my ****' place he found some of my DVDs and asked if he could borrow them. I told him to go for it so...

Where did I say that? Weed is not the issue here. It's about stupid lazy ass parents not teaching their ********. Did you not read where I said weed should be legalized? Or are you too high to pay attention? As long as it is ******* you are going to have these stories. Have I smoked weed? Yes I...

Which goes back to the parents. Hide your **** better morons. Look at the bright side, they won't have **** there to steal their **** in a couple of years.