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1: ***** a fifth of *******. 2: Stay near target until the cramps start. 3: **** on hood of target's car. 4: Repeat as needed.

:mad: Damn it. I am not religious.

OK I am not impressed. I mean Shiner Bock? Really?

At the very least you have to admire their honesty. I mean what other company openly tells you you that they plan on screwing you.

I am only afraid of two things on this planet. My own temper and fucking bees. I've been called to take care of countless critters that freaked everybody else out without blinking. I get buzzed by a bee and I'll go run and hide like a little girl. I don't give a ****. Of course the fact that I...

I think that someone needs to remember to take her meds.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions.

Yes I have and all I can say is.... Pick a fucking flavor.

Running around kicking at a ball takes skills? Are you really going there?:1orglaugh Any sport takes different skill sets. Yes, a monkey can catch but can it hold on while getting hit. The idea of one sport being superior to another is ridiculous. Now back to the original topic.Fuck yeah!!!

Damn, that dude has a great rack.

I went on a two day bender once back in high school and left a **** on the Principle's front porch. Does that count?

Well I can't teach all of them. But I do my best. Prison helped a lot.

:sing: Any way you want it baby, I am your burger man.:sing:

Yes, Booker was the star of the team. But he became a star because of Harlem Heat. He never did anything as a single until after Harlem Heat was over to point that he could branch out. Stevie Ray was the perfect counter point to let him shine through.

Damn, good thing I've got some Allman Brothers jammin' right now.

I came in his ***'s vagina too. Do I get to tell him what to do as well?

The Mona Lisa? Marilyn Monroe? That bratty little ****' *** two streets over that every male in the neighborhood rubbed out at least a couple thousand loads over?

I am not an athletic supporter.:hatsoff:

You know all that Vince wants to do is put Sting in the HOF, get the best of DVD on the market and then bury him. Sting vs. 'Taker would have been an awesome match ten years ago. Sting vs. 'Taker today should still be a pretty damn good match. Maybe some of these "superstars" will watch and...

It is time to get an angle set up for the "Wrestlemania Streak". I'm actually surprised that 'Taker didn't have some kind of run in at the Rumble.

Team of the decade? Really? After one season and before a champion is decided? I'm guessing that you mean from 2000-2009. In that case there isn't really any debate that the Patriots were the "Team Of The Decade". It all comes down to Championships. The Raiders had more wins in the "70's" than...

Scott Steiner: promos so bad that they are entertaining. Jeff Hardy: promos so bad that they are **** inducing. Velvet Sky: Fucking hilarious. Best promo I have heard in a long time.

Damn! That's one big pussy.

I don't have any problem with somebody adding their own style to the anthem in the context of a personal appearance or whatever. If however you are there specifically to do it, then do it like it is written.

Feel Like **** (Deja Vu)

The autumn leaves have got you thinking About the first time that you fell You didn’t love the boy too much, no, no You just loved the boy to well, farewell So you live from day to day, and you ***** About tomorrow, oh. And the hours go by like minutes And the shadows come to stay So you take a...

If he wanted to go he would have been out there. If he was benched because he was stinking up the joint, fine be honest about it. Like I said, I wasn't there in the conversation. It is just an opinion. Why do you take it so personally? Back to the present. I give a slight edge to the Steelers...

There is a difference between being a competitor and being a leader. Just as there is a difference between being hurt and being injured. A sprained MCL is going to affect the playing of Michael Vick or Aaron Rodgers a lot more than it will affect the playing of Peyton Manning. If you are a...

No. However your man meat can explode if you catch a virus due to not using a Trojan.

Yes, but it is Piglet that is getting some tail.

That bottom ain't bad either.

The "Invasion" angle could have worked if it was booked right. Vince wasn't going to let any WCW boys get over at the expense of his boys. Vince always has been and always will be too short sighted to look long term.

Oh, I'm not disagreeing with that. Hell you do half of the list with nothing but Sabbath riffs.

Re: Does Jennifer Aniston ever own or wear a bra like us ladies do? You say that as if it's a bad thing.:dunno:

Of course any of these lists are subjective, but if you are only going to have one riff from Black Sabbath I would think Paranoid would rank higher than Iron Man. There's too many great riffs that aren't on the list to make it relevant.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110119/ap_en_ot/us_obit_don_kirshner;_ylt=AuALua.WGucuBpAzEjfCM2JxFb8C;_ylu=X3oDMTJsN2xjN3NhBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwMTE5L3VzX29iaXRfZG9uX2tpcnNobmVyBGNwb3MDMgRwb3MDNQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNyb2NrcHJvbW90ZXI- I'm surprised that nobody has posted this yet. Rock...

Now just a cotton pickin' minute. I am 350 and you told me that you liked it.

That's right, don't fuck with the Jesus.

Yeah, and? He very well might have. FDR was a cripple, JFK was on pain pills, Jefferson had "Jungle Fever" and Clinton did have sexual relations with that woman. So what? Even if he was starting to show some early symptoms, he had the best medical care possible. Plus his handlers would have...

Why should I care if she carrying another mans baby as long as she is careful not to.......Oh you mean.......Fuck her, the bitch is out the door.

Wow!!! It's NWO Hollywood vs. NWO Wolfpac.......Oh it's Nexus.:*****::*****::*****:

"***" should have visited a few years ago. Then they wouldn't have to cart around such goofy looking ****.

What? I'm an Aries now? How can this be? My life as a I knew it is over. Oh I can't take anymore of this. Goodbye cruel world.:******::weeping::cry: Oh wait a minute, that's right. I didn't give a flying fuck before and nothing has changed. Oh and Scorpio only gets a week. That's pretty...

Oooohhhh Stiflers ***..... Back on topic. My Willie wears a headband, has braids and a beard and doesn't pay it's taxes.

When I first saw the video, my first reaction was to yell at the screen. Someone just step on the fucking thing. For fucks sake why are you recording this fucking rat running around?

Fuck it, man. The dude abides.

I thought that we could at least a page of civil posts before it broke down.:******:

It was a great speech and obviously from the heart. It's just a shame that it will be swept aside with the next news cycle. Right now is not the time for politics. Sadly this too will become just more political pandering.

Call Brett Favre. Just make sure that you get him and not his ******. Unless you want texting and meth.

Or trying to cool something off.