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Has (and I'll wager 1 whole Groat on this) never brokered a single heart. He does however make the funkiest siggies :bowdown:

I think it also applies equally to pimps and their hoes, and in this case .... dear God ....:facepalm:

I wouldn't go anywhere near that thing .... it's icky :eek:

Helped my neighbors get over their rowdy wee hours partying by piping ******** Corpse into their yard via a 120w Crate GT212 .....

^^ sounds good to me ...bhuuuut .... is all this pussy aesthetics research just out of curiosity, or do you have plans ...?

That's the last time you get invited to The Jerky Circle .....

'I've read' .. yea, right. C'mon, dish it. We want that 'inside' industry gossip. I will bestow boons upon you in exchange.

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Oh My Fucking God ....yes, I used an OMG. It's that bad. I think the ghetto spelling makes it worse ....

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has no avatar, and so should be shot at dawn. Or made to live with Will E Worm. Which ever is worse

Both ways. Depends on how you look at it. Not that I give a good fuck.

Beaten to death with a Hefty Bag filled with dog ***

Lex's stupid cum yawp

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Vicky is an uber MILF. If she were a mountain, she would be Everest; a car, an Aston Martin; If this were ancient times, whole villages would worship her as a Goddess; Vikings would sing songs in her honor. Mozart would write entire operas about her ass. One encounter and Freud would abandon all...

It's about half way ... I have (had) an open offer from a major publisher, but one thing led to another, one country led to another, blah blah ... anyway after the second ex-Mrs ToC fled the basket, I started writing again .....

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Well, I think I can guarantee 'iron pipe hands' is going in the novel .. I was looking for some goofy bar chat .....

whorebitchjizzwrangler .......!!

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Yea ... sometimes you post the occasional gem worthy of my attention!

^^ agreed. I think TT makes good and interesting contributions here; the fact they seem to light some people up like fireworks, or that I might not agree with everything she says, or how she says it, is immaterial. Hell, I even enjoy a few of Alexpnz's posts. I'd never really thought about...

I think it's a brilliant idea!

It occurs to me the OP might be going in for that last op, and is window shopping for a new pussy??? If so, this is very astute market research.

As ever, Rey C is the economics King. That's a seriously interesting and informative view of MS. Keep 'em coming!

You said you'd never tell .... damn you and your sweet ass

WTF are you smoking??

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And thus he raised his mighty scepter to the crowd .....

Scaredy Wolf!

That's actually pretty awesome! :D As my old Aussie friend and pot fiend Philippa said to me once: "You get to the stage with smoking where you're so fucked up you're having waking nightmares, paranoid, scared. Everything is so fucked up. Man, you gotta keep on smoking. You gotta smoke through...

So, just how gay are you?

'Cunt like a clown's pocket' is, I believe, a popular urban euphemism. ('like a Wizard's sleeve' is also an acceptable variation) Leading to the epic: 'her cunt was so big it was like opening the window and fucking the sky.'

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I don't really have any experience of dating sites (I grazed through a few last Christmas time out of sheer boredom), but I have a hard time believing any of the major or legitimate dating sites have cock size questions. If you're on a hook up, fuck me tonight, site, then yea .. I think it's OK...

Well, that's Ok then. :D 'Pretty, but soulless'. I might steal that as the inscription for my tombstone, If Sasha doesn't mind. :hatsoff:

Is it really Vladimir Putin? Cool. He should be an OCSM, given the hard ass fucking he's given to ... well, anyone that got in his way

Good. It's a **** game, played by the unsporting, greedy, overgrown babies for teams owned by greedy, unsporting dollar whores. I hope they stay locked out forever. I also hope they get fungal infections in hard to reach places.

And this differs how from your normal state:D:D I've been looking at these devices since you started the thread. They look incredible, but I'm not sure I could justify $600 just to get high. It'd have to be a platinum and diamond encrusted high that blew me with the skill of a concubine from...

It's a real shame that Pippa (a naughty, naughty name is ever there was one), the Maid of Honor, has no ass whatsoever, as it has quite ruined a number of elaborate, themed masturbation fantasies involving her, that slinky, sexy-as-all-fuck dress, a prayer cushion from the Abbey and an empty...

It is a magnificent booooooteh!

Well, I wanted to quit the coffin nails; this picture really helps.

How about if we send you money and you start a 'herb garden' ... that way, everyone gets something out of it. Also, the idea of pumping your ass while surrounded by dozens of pot plants is somehow - very unusually - arousing ......

Like a little mouse's ear ....

You're all pathetic guessers. The answer is ...... The Platypus. It's a platypus skull.

Gaaawd! I'd give almost anything to eat Tara's pussy ..... :drool1:

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I'm looking at it right now .. about to go on a short range tactical assault ...heheheheh

Makes me think the Classic INXS ditty Suicide Blonde needs to be updated ... Suicide Gran was the colour of her hair Like a cheap distraction For a new affair She knew it would finish Before it began Something tells me you lost the plan You want to make her Suicide Granny Love devastation...