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I love her freckly boobs.

I know! I know!! This is the thing: they should have been utterly foul, a total mouth **** .... BUT: they were freaking fucking stunningly awesome.:D

Tattoos. No Tattoos. Hell, she could be Miley the Tattooed Lady. I'd still want to fuck her hard in the ass.

AND a morning hummer ...... Bliss:D

You, Sir, are a Prince and a Poet!:D:hatsoff:

I also smashed someone else's face into a keyboard ... far more pleasing. Much more interesting result. è*krq

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******. Just thought it was time to put an actual offensive word in here, for contrast.

Oh oh ... the lamb and mint ones were FUCKING awesome!

I think she prefers glazed....:D

Thank you, my friend, for the great rep of glory you have bestowed upon me :D:hatsoff:

Merci pour le rep magnifique!!!! :D:hatsoff:

To answer the OP - it is a magnificent way to ****: as I did on Saturday, slowly opening my bleary eyes to the new day, only to find my whang was already wide awake and half way down M'Lady's throat. Winning. To answer the **** 'n' blow freaks - its called The Blumpie. NOT 'a' Blumpie, but The...

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Re: Former wresting chick Chyna to release another porn... I'd like to see her take it in the ass. But that's me.

I suspect that, actually, the opposite is true: that you have gown your pubes up to your chin. :D

Of course he came .... a thick buttermilk tsunami load that basted half of porn valley. Although, like many before me, I'd like to know what he shouts when he unloads ... certainly not his own name (bizarre), and certainly not his ***'s (waaaaay too creepy)

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What fucking ***** are you on? Only some kind of narcotic interference - or deep and stormy mental defect - could explain the utter randomness and disconnectivity of this gibberish .... :facepalm::hatsoff:

Thank God ... a new :tinhat: to play with. Seriously? What are the odds .... a man called 'Peter'. The only thing it needs to be more random is for it to be a man called John. Yea. He was definitely onto something. He was onto being utterly wrong. Although I guess he did learn one of Jesus's...

These people are total fucktards .. urh, I mean fuckintellectuallydisableds ..... Anyway 'disabled' is equally problematical. DIS-abled. As in dis-armed. It means , in disabled's case, ability is removed or missing. So less-able. As in 'less' than 'normal'. These morons need to buy a...

Happy Birthday Kylie!! :jump::jump::jump::jump:

He's clearly been going through Osama's porn stash and checking out Taliban fap faves ... I know they say 'know thy enemy', but I think Obama's going too far by cloning their fap banks.

They should have executed the evil piece of **** on the spot, Osama style. I wonder what porn they found in his hidey-hole??

Like the man said, dill is the bomb. :hatsoff: I like to stuff a whole salmon with dill and lemons and then poach it over white **** and fish stock. Fucking delicious. Anyway, to crisps. Chips. Fried potato snacks! P.S. the poster is clearly a Brit as flavors such as Prawn ******** (a...

Another one of Roald's homebrewed chocolate sausages escapes the pan ...:D

I can never say this enough .... Also, I love Walkers (Lays) Cheese and Onion

I lol'd ....:1orglaugh:D

Pretty darn good. Just ate (stir fry coconut-peanut chicken and veggies), got cookies 'n' cream white chocolate, some red **** .... yea, pretty darn good!

Anything pickley or vinegary

How are ye?

heh-heh ... criticism from Shimmy. It's kinda like having herpes sores tell your genitals they're irritating...:D

awesome ...

Hadaway .... bunch 'o gobshites!

As was I, as am I ....:hatsoff:

D Mostly generic, radio friendly unit shifter pseudo-metal/rock.

I'm a huge Jeep fan, so yay ....

I find it suspicious THIS is the week Alisa disappears 'camping' with her ****** ..... Florida, or Freak Circus. I think we should be told .....

Thank you Professor Hitler, Head of the Eugenics Faculty at **** Bastard University

I'm not holding my breath for them to find the preserved severed rectum of the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids.

Because they really do need a feed. Of meat.:D GKTsWjbjQ8E&feature=related

What he said ^^ Best - and cleverest - comedy take on Nazis being 'the baddies' ... evar!! JEle_DLDg9Y

:ban: :elaugh: :D

labels that stick up out of the back of tee-shirts ... and stupid autocorrects :D

This thread has turned very strange .... not surprising given the subject matter. And Shimmy ... heh heh heh :D

Combat Cats ...... TNG

most excellent!