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  1. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    I was very resistant at first to the idea. 'Pshaw, a book is a book. I want to feel paper, smell paper ...' etc, etc. But the more I read I was intrigued, particularly by the resolution technology. I honestly expected to be underwhelmed, but the pad is a little work of genius. As I said...
  2. TheOrangeCat

    Goobusters - Preview Trailer and DVD Sleeve. I ain't afraid of no GOO!

    Gonna get some strange, in Sabrina's neighborhood ....
  3. TheOrangeCat

    Do you guys talk about anything other than porn?

    Can we change your screen name to 'Moron'?
  4. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    They range from free, 99c all the way up to $12 or so, but most seem to be in the $2-$5 range ... from clicking "order' until having it fully downloaded on the device .. about 10 seconds!
  5. TheOrangeCat

    Which chick would you rather fuck?

    Avy. She looks like she's actually into the sex, whereas Jayden just looks like she's into herself.
  6. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    You can't compare reading a document on a backlit device with reading it on a Kindle, which reads as well as, if not better than, paper. I was reading in direct sunlight today. It was easier than paper ... less reflection and glare. It would have been impossible to get the same reading quality...
  7. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    Luddite. (also, that's why electronic versions are known as 'e-books', to distinguish them from the paper versions.)
  8. TheOrangeCat

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I am going to hunt you down. :tinhat:
  9. TheOrangeCat

    English word for "schlammschieben"

    Sloppy seconds is an orifice neutral term. And and all holes qualify. Should you like having your cock slide around in another man's load.
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Working until your 80's.

    Butt implants? Never retire!
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Best Lube?

    salt 'n' vinegar ......
  12. TheOrangeCat

    Anal sex: condoms or no condoms?

    Hopefully not in mah butt!:D
  13. TheOrangeCat

    Happy Birthday Vicky Vette!!!

    :hybrid: :partysml::party: :jump:
  14. TheOrangeCat

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Just watched the True Grit remake and Black Swan. Both were absolutely excellent.
  15. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    Oh yes it would .... :cool: There's so many free books too .... in 24 hours I filled up seven content pages with free classics. Bliss!
  16. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    Any chance of a Spexy skin for Kindle ... ?:D Now that would take it from awesome, to awesome 2.0 .......:hatsoff:
  17. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    I thought exactly the same thing. I'm a total book-a-holic; they are strewn over just about every surface in the house. I pretty much always have a minimum of 3 on the go at any one time and, usually more. But this little pad has just blown me away. Honestly. I can't remember the last tiem I...
  18. TheOrangeCat

    I has a Kindle

    and it is fucking awesome. I can't put it down. :D Anyone else have one?
  19. TheOrangeCat

    Working until your 80's.

    I shall never retire. I love working, but more than that, I love working for myself. My boss is awesome.
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Anal sex: condoms or no condoms?

    Envy is ugly, and does not suit your impish nature .... :D
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Freaks of Cocks is a rip off.

    Thank you, VodkazVictim II .......
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Ezteban is leaving Freeones for real !

    Quelle est cette 'pussy burgeur'? Est-il semblable à un 'McFilet 'O' Fish'?:D:D Amuse bouche?
  23. TheOrangeCat

    My Gmail keeps getting hacked

    I see all the rock stars are out and about today.:tinhat: Daring to post on topic: your issues with Gmail are undoubtedly a result of something you have allowed (unwittingly, probably, but still ...) into your system. I've been using Gmail almost since the day it was launched and I have never...
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Ever seen an opposite 69 position?

    The 96 is perfect for blowing humid, fetid drafts of bottom gas into the nose on an unsuspecting partner. ust make sure your cock is nowhere near teeth.
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Death of an old friend

    He/she'll be back .... will rise on the third day and smite the whingers, the scroungers, the 'I wants' and the 'gimmie mines'
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Bruce Forsyth knighthood heads Queen's Birthday Honours

    he will. The only way to pass over the drawbridge will be to answer three general knowledge questions, spin the wheel, win a bonus and chose a prize:D
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Thieves Steal Wheelchair From 8-Year-Old Cerebral Palsy Patient

    I hope the thieves all develop anal cancer.
  28. TheOrangeCat

    Unarmed man shot by military police who watch as he ****** to death in the street

    Pakistan is a festering **** hole, culturally and socially it has only just risen above the level of cave dwelling. Throw in a zesty mix of zealots and fanatics, stir and add some rampant corruption, reduce education and give any moron that is willing to stand still in the sun an automatic...
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Lib Media MSNBC?

    You're mistaking process for product. The most likely explanation for the lack of challenge is simply shitty journalism, rather than partisanship. Most TV hacks have fewer brain cells than a nematode; most 'journalism' 'degrees' could be ****** by a dyslexic chimp with Tourettes.
  30. TheOrangeCat

    SWAT Team for Unpaid Student Loans

    They should have shot him. That'd teach the other layabouts that don't pay back the loan the State gives them in order to give the the PRIVILEGE of further education and life improvement.:D Also, I bet One whole Groat that the reason the SWAT team was there is that Mr. Default there has a nasty...
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Ezteban is leaving Freeones for real !

    Just like herpes ...:D:hatsoff: What a sour cunt you can be ..... Anyway ..... Ezteban! Adios, amigo .... happy travels. :hatsoff:
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Freaks of Cocks is a rip off.

    Anyone DUMB enough to even try a trial with that joke piece of **** site deserves every disappointment that can be evacuated from the spluttering anuses of the Porn Gods.
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Anal sex: condoms or no condoms?

    M'Lady LOVES it! Twice last night, and once over the sink the day before ... heh heh heh heh :D No rubbers (but we've both been tested for the High 5, and other nasties)
  34. TheOrangeCat

    FreeOnes or FreeBans?

    Arrrrrrrgh! :eek: I was on the New York Post site a week or so back (I'm not proud of it, but they actually had something interesting to read. Anyway ...) and I found that little troll posting under another name .... I of course paid my respects with an obligatory flame, just to let him know my...
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Bruce Forsyth knighthood heads Queen's Birthday Honours

    Lovely. A bit of (Sir) Brucie ......
  36. TheOrangeCat

    ask MissHybrid.com xx

    Lol ... but if you do want to know, it derives from a variant of the word smitten - smite - 'to strike'. :hatsoff:
  37. TheOrangeCat

    caca caca ***-***

    caca caca ***-***
  38. TheOrangeCat

    ask MissHybrid.com xx

    in your dreams, maybe.
  39. TheOrangeCat

    I missed you guys :)

    *coughs* what a geek! :D
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Will E?

    It's not Will E. Will would be wearing his ******'s bra and jerking himself into her chunky, peanut butter-filled panties while listening to Wagner.
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Hookers give no love

    Of this, I have absolutely no doubt :D
  42. TheOrangeCat

    The Human Centipede II Rejected By BBFC

    Oh that's easy .... you have a cock, but no tits ... :D
  43. TheOrangeCat

    The Human Centipede II Rejected By BBFC

    Trebus is only pissed because the movie is based on his life story.
  44. TheOrangeCat

    FreeOnes Willem is one lucky mofo!!!

    that can't be Willem. None of those chicks have dicks:D
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Where can i go to participate in a gangbang?

    It's only three if Dirk's involved as he's, ya know ... of modest size:D
  46. TheOrangeCat

    Simulated **** porn...

    So, OP, is this helping with your research?
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Simulated **** porn...

    Or very, very right ..... I'd take a hooker or a porn star over a lawyer any day. At least with them, you know when you are being royally fucked, exactly what it will cost and that you stand a good chance of getting your money's worth :D
  48. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    1Fhs4-_FGv4
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