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Fox, Is this her?

Those aren't the only options. I make no assumptions about you or her, I only offer alternative musings as to the dynamic of your relationship. You might: - have a "seemingly perfect" wife who does nothing wrong, when you're around. - have a doormat for a wife, who's self esteem was sucked...

wud u like me 2 tell u when i going 2 cum, or r u gonna 2 close ur I's b4 I paint ur face wit spooey, lol, atm, wtf, lmao, pos.

That is fucking awesome, How True. If we can just get everybody to stop watching all the cable news channels, this country might be just a little better off. yeah, right.

He's the closest viable thing to a Libertarian that I can see, he will most likely get my vote. I like the points of his message. If I hear one goddamn thing about religious bullshit or ****** values out of him, though, it's over.

Dude, I'm telling ya man, I met this chick that was, like, "awesome" because, um, you know, she really likes oral, I mean she just "sucks." But when it comes to anal, she still has a "way to go".

Well if people, like you, would stop watching them, ratings would drop, advertisers would leave and the show would dissappear. Simple as that.

Love joy is right. It's not just the mafia that resort to "less than savory" practices to achieve their goals and further their interests. Big companies will knock off a political leader in a small country, if he is impeding their progress, without batting an eyelash. Don't **** the player...

As AFA said, Institutional investors drive the market, individual investors have virtually nothing to do with it. On the topic of Karl Rove. Karl Rove is a not a free thinker. He is a follower. Not one to ever have an original thought, he has made a career out of sucking up to the pant leg...

Thanks for the info Fonz!

I think a good professional hit man would not put himself in a position that requires his target to be "looking you in the eye and pleading with you to stop." A good hit is done from long range with cold resolve and a removal of any personal issues. Either that or it's set up in advance to...

I didn't know it was possible to go from so hot to looking like such **** in that short amount of time. This is the Britney Spears thread, right?

What?

You're right Captain, ABC didn't fire him. It's hard to fire someone that doesn't work for you. CBS fired him. And not because of any racial slur or anti semitic remarks because radio programmers don't care about that. They care about ratings, ratings pay the bills because advertisers also...

In a related story, a buddy of mine and I were at the Taco Bell drive thru at about 2 am, shitfaced of course. I look in the rear view mirror and there's two chicks behind us, just "walking" the drive thru, waiting to order. I brought this to his attention, he said "This should be good". I...

So if you're picking your nose and maturbating, that's both hands. Are you typing the text with your dick? By the way, I haven't seen a thread title in a long time that had quite the magnetic pull as "Nose picking, masturbating and text messaging at the drive thru at McDonalds "

Re: Hmmm ... Maybe you could put an ad up on the bulletin board at work? :nanner: I'd join ya Squallumz but I'm not hopping a cross country plane just to cum on some hot girl's face. Wait a minute, let me check my miles............

Other: Rockbitch. The chick pisses on stage, into the guitar player's mouth, etc. Anyone seen 'em? Nucking futs.

the sooner, the better.

No. He'd had a knee injury for a few weeks, that's why he was home in Miami. Does anyone else think this sounds like a "Hit"? Second break in 8 days, cops calling it a robbery although nothing was taken and someone busted into his bedroom with guns a blazing. Someone shoots someone in the...

Who's her friend? Hot as fuck, looks like Elizabeth Hurley.

For two years the question evokes immediately one name loud and clear: DANE COOK. And throw in Larry the cablefuck for good measure. I've given both a chance. I've watched both their routines for at least 15 minutes and did not laugh once. I figured that's enough. Dave Chapelle is without...

Weed, vicodin, nicotine, *****. ******* occasionally. Mushrooms but it's been years, though I wouldn't mind running into some.

Sylvia Saint. I don't have to give you a reason.

It's Tyler Durden, not Dergan. You're thinking of Lisa Dergan, one fine piece of ass that works for Fox Sports.

Nothing would beat fucking your porn star-half ****** in the basement at 2:00am after thanksgiving.

How old are you, 15?

Dude, you have no idea how good that feels....:nanner:

Well, I don't know that I'd go that far. She doesn't do ******* and doesn't spit and gag but I wouldn't call her a "cum dodger". Does this look like the face of a cum dodger?

I sure hope not. It's an archaic evil empire that has exercised its domineering control and suppressed human rights long enough. There has been no greater institution involved in the worldwide pursuit of ruining lives and controlling the masses. And its time that it died.:mad:

Don't give her any time at all. Call her right now and demand an answer: "Is our marriage over or what?". This is no time for introspection, cooler heads prevailing, or well thought out assesment of a life changing situation. This IS a time for rash decisions, ultimatums, and to once and for...

No, he'll be treated as dog ****. This is professional football, meaning those in the game have chosen a profession that requires them to play football. And that's what they do. The run up the score because in the course of doing their jobs, they score on every fucking drive. If you're...

They say money can be an aphrodisiac.........:nannerf1:

If I had half a brain, I'd ....be a chinese woman?

Anyone wanna set the line on the over/under on when this thread gets closed?

In the words of Dan Savage, DTMFA. Dump The MotherFucker Already. Life is not meant to be spent around someone who supresses your urges, takes away your freedoms, or otherwise casts a dismal pall over your enjoyment of the entire experience. There are millions of women with a much more open...

From an institution that is notorious for its members in power supressing women's rights and ****** little ********, I don't think their stance on social issues has one iota of relevance or credibility.

A "full night"? Get lots of ***** and stretch first.

Alright Timmy the Tool. Let's take a moment to analyze (and completely destroy) your statement of "that's what porn does to you". If porn turns us into sexually obsessed ******* with no self control, then wouldn't it stand to reason that EVERY SINGLE MEMBER here should have a similar story of...

I disagree (surprise!). Executing rapists does not make us worse than rapists, it's makes us humane and efficient. I don't care if rapists can "change", they can also die, and that is a much more foolproof solution. Actually, Christians mainly aspire to be forgiven. A more honorable way to...

Crass but you sort of have a point. It's like hearing on the news "there was a 3 train pile up, ******* 349 today in........Bangladesh" Now that's so far away you don't care. Now, if it was in Baltimore, that would be news!!

Re: I called her best friend ... Yeah, not at the moment. PROTECT YOURSELF MAN Unhealthy.

Perfectly flat stomach, maybe even some slight abs showing Tight, small waist Full, proportionat B-C cup firm boobs with symmetrically placed areoleas Tight, shapely arms with small, yet defined biceps muscle Firm, slightly bulbous ass with natural extension from top of thighs, no extra...

What about grabbing a stranger's tit and shoving your tongue down her throat in a crowded restaurant? That bad luck too?

******** is awesome no matter what the reason. Mc and Prof, I wish I could rep both you guys. Maybe Fox will come back here and you can both pound on him. Wouldn't that be a party.

That's a novel idea. I think mine sneaks out at night and drives itself around when I go too long without somewhere to go.

Really? Will any of these women cook you a steak, put gas in your car? Will they run to the fridge for a **** with 30 seconds left in the game, ball on the 45, your team down by 3? Really? Will they rub your feet, lick your nipples, and tickle your prostate after a hard day at work? No...

You guys rock.

Re: But wouldn't that say ... I was JUST about to type pretty much what captain clown said. But trust IS the issue right now. The fact is she does not trust you right now and because of that you should not, CAN NOT, trust her. I'm not saying fuck her over but right now it's time for some...

Re: Subject ... Are you kidding? That's some of the best **** I've read around here in a long time. A refreshing change from some of the toe tapping, soft peddling meaningless fluff often tossed back and forth by the do-gooders. Please, with sugar on top, continue the spirited discussion...