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Isn't it obvious? Silvia Saint, of course.

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When talking about Tom Green and Andy Dick, the more relevant question is who's funny, period?

I could think of a thousand pairings of women I'd like to see also but what I'm looking for here is women who come from completely different walks of life but have some similarities. What made me think of it was as I was watching the tennis match I was thinking "gee, Martina Hingis kinda looks...

Re: Is titfucking really pleasurable? One time I was Humbuckering a frisky bird and she asked me to tit fuck her when I "was ready launch". And I'll tell ya, get a nice amount of lube in there and it feels really good, especially if you are approaching T minus zero. Afterward I asked her what...

Re: jerking off to TV news anchors Double L I love you and you know this but I must say you'd probably be more enlightened by masturbating than by watching the news, the news that's on our televisions anyway. That being said, this thread definitely blows as much ass as you aver that it...

I know some other sensible members and I always goof on threads like this but what the hell, here's what I was thinking: I was watching tennis last night and for some reason, because of their similar physical stature and facial features (and other things), I thought it would be really hot if...

Great point Roughneck makes. Another point is......You smoked pot to impress a girl?. I think there's the problem right there. Girls aren't impressed by guys trying to impress them. Girls are impressed by guys who are confident enough to do what they themselves want to do and go after things...

Re: jerking off to TV news anchors :crash: :fight: :wave: :violent:

Cliff Burton in your avatar. Priceless. :thumbsup:

Legz, I have a feeling I would like to be at your party. :pimpdaddy:

Alright I kinda fucked that one up but I only bet both overs and the Saints (I wasn't gonna touch the Indy-Pats game but I just knew it be high scoring). 2 out of 3 ain't bad! How'd everyone else do? Right Now its Colts -7 and o/u of 49. Whaddya think?

Dude, I don't know if a girl just dumped you or you lost your job but your last few posts reek of unbridled anger. Does something have to "make society better" for it to be legal? If that was the case then cars, cigarettes, *******, American Idol, paper mills, Congress, textile factories, and...

Re: Your Views on ******* New story that might make you re-think the part I highlighted: I finally got to do it. A little while ago I had a fuck buddy who was just really cool. Nothing "disgusted" her, she was adventurous and willing to try just about everything. I introduced her to anal...

http://www.kinky-cinema.com/freegals/agangels232/7154/index.htm

Double L, Sometimes you take my breath away.

I'll tell ya, right there is some classic literally prose that I've ever read. "Humbuckering my bird" I could tell 10 people hear in the US that phrase and I think about 2 of them would know what I mean. Thank you for expanding my vocabulary! Wood on wood squeak? That's a peculiar one but I...

I've never thought about the answer to your question but when I read threads like this I ponder, for days, in a forlorn stare and ask: "After reading posts like this, what shall use to bore a hole directly in my forehead? A Red Hot Poker, or a High Power Dewalt Cordless Drill." Life. It's...

Who's betting on what? Here's the lines: New Orleans Saints +2 Chicago Bears -2 Over/Under 43 1/2 New England Patriots +3 Indianapolis Colts -3 Over/Under 47 1/2 I'm going with: New Orleans +2 and the OVER Patriots +3 the OVER

Re: If your favorite pornstar/internet babe asked you to marry her right now - would Hell No! Marriage is for suckers.

Not to worry Double L, I'd send ya a ticket to meet me in Vegas.

Lose it ********.

http://www.lastnightsparty.com/avnawards/slides/IMG_4864.html Look at the other girl in the picture on the left. She's like a carbon copy of Lanny, she looks just like her. There's something so "spooky hot" about that!!! :rubbel: By the way, gotta love how the dude is rockin' the 80's...

Re: U.S. Muslims outraged after imams kicked off plane ["They were treated like terro Do you realize how much you've just trampled all over the Constitution of the United States of America? Your post goes against the very freedom for which this country was established and embraces. You must...

Holy ****. Ya think there's enough categories?

She still looks awesome if you ask me :rubbel:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? look at my avatar dude.:thumbsup:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? Thanks for a disturbing visual. :flame: (your burning cock, not Maria Swan).

I haven't seen any concrete evidence that Bush "plans on expanding the war to Iran and Syria". But if that's the case then Bush is no better than any of these other motherfuckers that haven't been able to stop fighting for the last 1,500 years, he's just joining the party. And he's a...

If all goes as planned, I will be at 69 tonight

Any list of "hottest women ever" loses all credibility once Jessica Simpson is mentioned. The lack of Sylvia Saint ain't helping either. Agree with the overrated comment Stevie.

you read my mind Penn State guy. HR11 was a classic of all time! :rofl2: :rofl:

Awesome work Trulsone. Vicky is one hot fuck machine.

This chick is hotter than a Mexican Lunch.

as they say on Monday Night Countdown, "Boss 2677, you just got STOOD UP!"

Mr. Leg mn: I will GIVE YOU $50,000 to either: a) Run with scissors b) play in traffic c) Take a long walk off a short pier d) Swim with sharks e) Jump in a large vat of boiling oil f) Ride a Hyabusa in 5th gear on the Autobahn blindfolded with no helmet This is a yes or no proposition...

A vid clip of Max Hardcore dying would sell like cucumbers in a women's prison. I'd definitely like to see that day.

I hear ya Roughneck, I was just taking a shot 'cause last night's news just disgusts me. And I was just trying to say what you said.

****, after last night's moronic news OUR army might not last.

She may not be "visually disturbing" to look at but look closely at the end of her long, gangly arms. She's got the hands of an 80 year old man and that's more disgusting than any thing I can imagine.

Wow. I'm calling my lawyer right now.

What bully would that be Fox? Freedom of choice, free enterprise, private ownership of property, or stable financial institutions for a country's citizens? He shuts down a privately held TV station for dissenting opinions, forcibly takes over foreign owned companies, tanks the capital...

:rofl: :rofl2: LMFAO. HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!! Goddamn dude, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.:thumbsup:

There's not one other thread like this. There's 400.

Re: At the risk of being called a jerk... Your avatar kicks an amazing amount of ass! :pimpdaddy:

"Chavez vows to push nationalization" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16559935/ This guy's a real piece of work. Here's some bullet points of interest: - "the typically combative anti-U.S. leader has gone on the ******, deciding to strip a private opposition TV channel of its license and take...

Then how is she bisexual? Do you mean Buysexual as in she makes you pay?

I think Donkeys have pretty big dicks. Better lube it up!

She fingers her ass and asks you how you how much you want to fuck it? I don't know the answer to your question but I do know this: She's a fuckin' keeper. (and I have at least a little suspicion that anal sex is indeed in your future). :thumbsup: :glugglug: :****:

Alright, when I made my post I was going to explain why this thread sucks so bad but I figured "why bother". It's because it's so ridiculously hypothetical it bears no validity in discussion. Nobody is going to offer anyone 50 grand to "watch one guy jerk off onto some other guy's foot" or...