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I don't know much about economics but I think our current state of affairs is a simple case of spending money we don't fucking have. Ain't that America.

This is what happens when you have a fucking president who has no appreciation, nor comprehension, of the value of money: Donald Rumsfeld briefed the president this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soliders were ****** in Iraq. To everyone’s amazement, all the color drained from Bush’s...

I'm on a life long crusade to get ***** decriminalized. And find a moderately attractive, intelligent woman who likes ass-to-mouth.

I just shoot it right on the mirror, or my yearbook picture. I liked me better young.

Thread Update: I just checked the internet and it's confirmed. Sum41 still sucks.

Extreme Holly

Then you should buy stock in Kleenex!

Oh come on dude, you'll never find that in porn.

Not to get back on topic here but the best way to solve the *** ******** problem is to decriminalize a whole slew of **** offenses that currently land the offender in prison for twice the time a ****** or ***** ******** spends in prison. Once you clear the non violent, victimless pot heads...

No one plays the sax anymore but I found it quite easy to learn the Rusty Trombone

Jesus I hope you guys would get the joke. It obviously has nothing to do with kiddie porn. gimme a break.

Nice pic. Has she ever done anal or interracial?

That's because his car was made out of special metal. You could slam it off the wall, into other cars, flip it upside down and it didn't affect the aerodynamics one bit. The Harry Hyde was one smart motherfucker!

Legs? Always been Lanny Barbie

Translation: "I just spent the last 7 years ****** your ass and guess what? I don't give a fuck, I'm outta here in 6 months, you fucking deal with."

I don't give a fuck what ending the movie had, I'm just glad it had an ending because it was the shittiest movie I've seen in ages. Fucking borefest.

Well then, welcome back you hot fucking piece of ass. Do you need my fucking address or what? :dunno: Fuck you're hot.

I've never given one **** about a porn chick's religion but come to think of it, every jewish girl I've ever dated has been a fucking nympho. Hmmmmm.

No no :nono: You're thinking of COLE Trickle. He Drove for Tim Daylan in the City Chevrolet Lumina in the 1991 Daytona 500. In perhaps the sport's greatest show of grit and determination, he rebounded from a horrific crash at that very same track the year before to outlast the likes of Rowdy...

I don't know why but I love eating ass just as long as she didn't just take a ****. It's not necessary that she's freshly showered, just no dump in the last few hours. I actually like the smell of ass crack sweat, like after a night out at the club dancing and sweating. I'm such a sick fuck...

I want to preface this gmaxman by saying I am not bashing your post at all but in regards to Obama's inexperience in general. I'm not a "supporter" of his but I just don't see how experience is a big factor in being a president. I think the quality of our president relies much more on...

How do you rate an asshole? "Well Jim, this particular **** spreader has very fine composition. Look at the way the individual creases, known in the biz as "points on the puckered starfish", exhibit perfect radial symmetry. Also interesting to note is the smooth color gradiation as we move...

What's with all this loathing of success and people with money? Perhaps it's that very kind of sociopathic attitude that creates this kind of ****. And that conventional wisdom of "rich people that don't work for their money" is such bullshit. In reality those who "don't work for their money"...

Georges, I love your comments and your enthusiasm 100%. I understand your dedication to the free market capitalism and self reliance that the Republican party in the USA has historically represented. But the Republican party that we all had grown up to love and admire no longer exists. It...

If it's too much to swallow then just blast it all over her face. Problem solved :thumbsup:

I saw that video last night. Fuckin' totally hair ball. I think we can all admit we would have **** our fucking pants if we were on that plane. Landing is the only time I get even the least bit of worry on a plane.

Go to NAPA and buy an new ignition switch. It'll come with its own key, it's surprisingly easy to install and it's only about 20 bucks. As far as locking your door, you're on your own with that one.

Are you kidding me? STFU. I would say Brett Favre and Steve McNair have had drastically different careers. Other than the obvious difference in talent, Favre played 275 games IN A ROW while McNair is usually in and out of the line up after week 5. That you would try to bring race into a...

I've never seen anybody enjoy what he's doing nearly as much as when Brett Favre played football. His ability to have fun while playing at the absolute highest level of his profession is unmatched. A truly brilliant sports career, one of the best of all time.

Friday is exactly right. Out of control **** laws and mandatory minimums are the number one enemy of our society. Rapists and ***** molestors spend half the time in prison that a casual ******* user does. And our prisons are such horrible, understaffed, overcrowded places that all they do is...

Dubai is a powerhouse of WEALTH that will eternally benefit from its supply of oil. That is why its **** laws are so harsh. They do not want any commodity competing in their monetary pipeline and will go to extreme measures to ensure it does not happen. It has nothing to do with work ethic...

Nowadays, yeah I wonder if I actually could.

I'm starting to get this sneaky suspicion that Vicky Vette wants to get fucked in the ass :dunno: Me? I'm fucking sick of it. It's starting to hurt.

Right Said Fred Falco O Town The Outfield Billy Ray Cyrus Devastating Dave The Turntable Slave Hanson Slayer To name a few........

Sounds like the time is right to take it over and make it part of Florida. It's not like it would make Florida any worse :dunno:

Man, you gotta get the hell out of California. :eek:

By the way Double L, the humor I find in this story is not that people died, it's that the writer wrote in a way that he was surprised that people died. It's no surprise at all that people milling around on a smoke filled highway, with no visibility, in the dark, at 4 am...got hit by a car...

You? I wouldn't want to see YOU bang any of 'em. I'd like to see me do it.

cigarettes, a bottle of Jack, and a puddle of ****.

1. Is it difficult to maintain relationships/marriage in the business you are in? 2. Do you have a problem working without condoms? 3. Who won the 1998 Daytona 500? 4. Can you laugh, sneeze, and fart at the same time and live through it? 5. Does my ass look fat in these jeans? 6. Where...

LOVE your sig Double L! :glugglug: :wave2:

She's a snoozer but it just goes to show what a pretty girl with PERFECT tits can do to some guys' credit cards. Did I mention PERFECT tits?

That's all? I'd like to run him over with a steamroller.

Ha! This reminds me of the story circulating a few years ago about the 41 Korean midgets vs. a Siberian Tiger.

If wouldn't even marry a normal girl, why the fuck would I ever ******* myself by marrying an insecure, artificial woman with an unstable past whose vocation is being pelted by the semen of random men?

This list is missing 2 girls, and one cup. 3.Kate Beckinsale - Absolutely Deserves to be here but............ 6.Scarlett Johansson - ***** face 8.Rihanna - Looks like an ***** 14.Beyonce - completely average 16.Gisele Bundchen - looks like a man 17.Maggie Q - who? 23.Carrie Underwood -...

:rofl2: This whole story reeks of unimaginable stupidity, even the news story was written with enveloping shroud of moronosity: "Fans had spilled onto the smoky, dark roadway to watch the cars drive away when a white Ford Crown Victoria unexpectedly came up from behind and smashed into them"...

she looks kinda like yoda.

I gotta admit, I'm into the hot total whore these days.

Jamie Eason She's no pornstar but she's hotter than a Mexican lunch.