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    wife's ******** ruining our marriage

    Then maybe LBP does have a point. I only speak for myself but I don't think any of us here think it would do a damn bit of good for her to read any of this. We're not going to solve her problems and we don't profess to have any idea what to tell HER to do. But we are here to encourage you...
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    wife's ******** ruining our marriage

    Then speak for yourself. Only.
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    My *** is finally coming home

    Good deal jobrien. This entire country owes alot of thanks to your two sons and the sacrifices your ****** has had to go through. I just wish said country wasn't run by such pieces of ****.
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    wife's ******** ruining our marriage

    Your post supports your own point. But it's pointed at you. On the subject of this gentleman's wife. It's probably all been said. Your wife is a raging alcoholic. I don't know your exact priority structure. Is it warm love and support for her that is of utmost importance to you? Or do you...
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    best rock singer ever

    Yeah. I finally started ******** **** the last couple months, so who knows? :dunno:
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    Risks of NSA on Craigslist

    Go for it dude, just wear a fuckin' jimmy cap. If you continue this uptight attitude of paranoia, it's quite apparent you are not the ideal candidate for this type of encounter. Free thinking adventuresome people partake in this sort of thing, not uptight worry warts sweating over their...
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    Teen attacked over sign

    Re: School says girl lied about assault over immigration poster What's worse, someone who beats someone up or someone who falsely implicates innocent people of doing so? Bruises heal, reputations last forever. In the end, words can often do much more harm than fists.
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    best rock singer ever

    I'll bet he sounds like someone else. It's just that nobody until now has been evil enough to record them "singing".
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    Settlement proposed to Va. Tech families

    Although you're on the right track, that's not exactly it. It's more of a "become a victim, and a bunch of other people will pay for it" society. 30 people get mowed down by some whacked out fuck and the families get a bunch of money. Whacked out gunman ain't paying them, I'm quite sure. VA...
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    Risks of NSA on Craigslist

    It'd be safer to fuck with a Brazilian hooker than fuck with them
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    Tell me if youve ever done this or heard of this

    That question will plague us for time immemorial, I am afraid :******:
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    Risks of NSA on Craigslist

    Nothing's fool proof but even if it looks sunny...wear a rain coat. I've always been curious about this NSA stuff on craigslist too. But think about it, if a chick is just horny as hell, only wants to fuck and swallow your cum, but can't find a guy to do it, what the hell must she look like?
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    carbon-copy rock bands

    Really? I never have, nor ever will, listen to any of these bands closely enough to know the difference: Blink 182 Sum 41 Good Charlotte Whatever band that fag Pete Wentz is in Whatever band those douchey Maddens are in Flame Butt Dickfinger Recess Boys Tripdilyiscious Fall Out Boy Let's put...
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    would you rather get LAID or get a BJ

    BJ. Way less strings attached.
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    best rock singer ever

    How 'bout the worst? That guy from "System of a Down" sounds like a sick walrus being beat with at billy club. It's a shame too because their music is very good. But when the "singing" starts I gotta change the channel. It's intolerable.
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    Favorite Quotes

    I've tried. They suck. I couldn't make it through an entire book. Hell, I couldn't even make it through that little snippet of drivel you quoted.
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    Favorite Quotes

    90% of that **** doesn't make any sense. Those aren't even real words!
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    Tell me if youve ever done this or heard of this

    I'm confused by this description. Are you fucking yourself up the ass? If you are, more power to you.
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    Which Race has the best Pussy?

    Probably the Kentucky Derby. The infield is slammed with hot, young, ***** rich chicks.
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    best rock singer ever

    Tom Araya :banger:
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    Sonny Bono's ******

    Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) How many retards'll listen to me?
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    The 9 Most Bad-Ass Bible Verses !!!

    Wow. All the post leading up to this one were very vague and generalized. But this one, phew, really clears things up. :nanner:
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    Fetishes I don't understand.

    Yeah, you're right. That sport will never catch on.
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    Porn Star money

    It's reverse discrimination. The guys have to buy their own **** too.
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    The 9 Most Bad-Ass Bible Verses !!!

    It was on a bumper sticker on the back of a '72 Torino.
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    8 arrested in beating of 16 year old cheerleader

    Oh I did. Great fucking movie. I think the ******* trade might still be alive and well if that crazy fuckin' psycho Colombian bitch didn't start ******* everybody. Everyone involved, the manufacturers, the dealers, the users, the cops, the banks, were profitting nicely and rather peacefully...
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    Teen attacked over sign

    Ok, I get it. The downfall of western civilization is upon us. How many more "can you believe this is happening????" posts will be put up today?
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    sorority girls dating non frat guys?

    Well, what I mean is regardless of whether you went to college, later in life most everybody gets alot more mature, open minded, and way less concerned with what other people think.
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    Accidental Peeing?!?

    It will probably come as a surprise to no one when I say that is hot as hell.
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    The 9 Most Bad-Ass Bible Verses !!!

    Jesus Christ (pun intended) no wonder this world is so rife with war and ********. Alot of people who inhabit this planet believe in the bible and, apparently, the bible is chock full of ******** and oppression. They say money is the root of all evil. And they are very full of ****...
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    Porn without masturbating?

    Wouldn't that be an upload?
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    sorority girls dating non frat guys?

    Also, tell her you'll do the walk of shame with her. She won't have to walk home with her panties in her pocket alone.
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    sorority girls dating non frat guys?

    Everyone is shallow in college, though, especially clueless freshmen. Notice how much you've change since then, squall? I know I have. She's in a sorority, jpap, skip all the bullshit and just ask her out/if she wants to fuck/if you can borrow her notes/to fuck you in the ass with a strap...
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    A girl, a guy, and a strapon... Be honest with yourselves

    I was at a wedding reception a while back, talking to a friend when I mentioned this one certain hottie I noticed. I knew that he knew here pretty well and I mentioned to her that for a hot girl she seemed pretty quiet and reserved. "Are you kidding me dude?" he said "she likes have dudes...
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    8 arrested in beating of 16 year old cheerleader

    Because everything in Florida is in the 80s. The temperature, the ages, and MOST OF ALL the IQs. Being from NC, I've been to FL plenty of times. The level of white trash, no good redneckery in that state is astounding. It is truly THE cess pool of our country. Back on topic. Isn't there an...
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    Shock at polar bear's carp ****

    I think it's awesome. If they want to take an ****** out of his natural environment just so some douche bags can watch him then it's more than appropriate that they be subject to what some think is some sick sick but in reality is just his natural instincts. Go ahead, eat a couple of the...
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    Porn without masturbating?

    I was gonna answer "no" until you mentioned Stormy. Yeah, I could see falling ****** to her, she's boring as ****.:*****: For the most part it's like asking "Would you smoke marijauna if it didn't get you high?" Ummm. No.
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    Hedgehog 'Used As Weapon In ******'

    When I first read the title of the thread, I thought someone hired Ron Jeremy to put a hit out on somebody.
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    marriage....calling it quits

    That and to get your ass away from the business end of some farmer's shotgun.
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    Belladonna / Bella Donna

    Re: Belladonna Her hair does not matter to me one bit. She's a sexual dynasty regardless of the helmet. I worship her attitude.
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    New **** on the Block to reunite!

    Alright! I can finally die a happy man.
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    who would you vote for as president of the WORLD?

    Absolutely fucking no one.
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    marriage....calling it quits

    The level to which you should devote time "to communicate with each other" or "work it out" is directly proportional to how much a divorce would financially cost you. It is often said that "it's cheaper to keep her". If that's the case then dance around the issue, fake happiness in front of...
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    How did you come up with your username?

    More than once I saw Eric Lindros crossing the blue line with his head planted directly toward the ice as Darius Kasperitus lit him up and knocked his slack ass completely out of the game and into next week. I was impressed every time he did it. As a matter of fact, Kasperitus may have been...
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    It always comes down to money

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23939378/ California and Kentucky considering letting non violent offenders, addicts, and **** dealers out of prison early to save money. Some of the actually valid reasons for early release (reconnecting with ****** and community, Rehabilitation) are mentioned in...
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    Please help settle an argument

    Not only that, ALL men would agree it would be even cooler if they were taking a **** while doing it. It's true, I asked them.
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    What do you think are the subtle signs of a Virgin Guy?

    Probably the most tell tale sign would be going on a discussion forum and asking people what the signs are.
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    Is 2008 really Carmen Luvana's last year in the porn business?

    If she does then ask her out on a date. If she doesn't, I will. :thumbsup:
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