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Does she fuck like a porn star? That's the most important question. :2 cents:

When people read my entire catalog of FreeOnes posts, I want them to vision a delicate butterfly dancing in a field of singing daffodils. :hatsoff:

Yep, bunch of times.

It's about time. :)

What a lame lateral career move, from a crooked politician to gay priest. Meh . . . :thefinger

I will be here two weeks from next Friday. :wave2:

Do ******** that want to be punished via a spanking/whipping from adults grow up to be masochist? :confused: :dunno:

Die you fucking spammer!!! :thefinger

Thank you for being so candid with us MFL, but could you please confirm if your 2nd alternative ID is BaconSalt? That would explain everything in the FreeOnes universe. :anonymous Thanks buddy. :thumbsup:

Now that she showed her true colors, I wouldn't dwell on some two bit tramp because there are so many females on this planet, I would pursue my interests elsewhere. A wise man told me once that when you begin a new relationship, always be prepared for some type of a separation, however that may be.

I'm going to report you to the FDA for sexual ***** of cucumbers you fucking pervert! :thefinger

This thread FAILS miserably. :thefinger

Well said D-rock! :thumbsup: I agree with your POV, but keep in mind that not everyone shares your thoughts on this. I'm pretty sure FO's will iron out the kinks before the start of this contest.

Who should Brynn do girl on girl with? A. Dakoda Brookes or Zuleidy Fuentes. :thumbsup: :banana: :banana: :banana:

You could try selling your stash on Ebay's adult section or www.adultdvdmarketplace.com.

Porn: Sativa Rose *****: Courtney Love

What do you tell your penis when he is hungry? :confused:

dis chit suxs :thefinger

You're so right, bumping annoys the fuck out of me too. :mad: :thefinger BUMP :thefinger

A reach-around from my local parish priest.

No way dude! Floyd likes to run like a dog. He jabs and run, jabs and run. Manny can absorb anything in Floyd's arsenal. If they ever fight, Manny will win by unanimous decision.

Reliable sources say that Richard Gere gives the ultimate fellatio but I wouldn't know anything about that from a personal perspective. :2 cents:

:nanner: Yay! Another who would you fuck thread!!! :nanner: For the 1 Millionth time neither, but I would choose your ***. :wave2:

How can you afford FreeOnes? :dunno:

I think the porn producers have found a way for stupid suckers to pay $29.99 a month with million to one odds of fucking a porn star. :2 cents:

If you want to gain "experience", there's no better way than to go on the prowl for a slutty cougar to put you through the gauntlet. Experience knows . . . :hatsoff:

When I first got my license, gas was @ .79 cents a gallon, then it jumped to .89, then it stayed @ $1.09 for a bit, then these greedy oil company assholes fucked everything up. :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger

Cobalt Blue is my fav. :banger:

Without a doubt Taylor ****** Fuckin' Rain, her anus is like an accordion. :1orglaugh

I wouldn't ***** either if the Buffalo Bills were 3 and 5. :tongue:

Fuck it, I'll make sure to plan ahead for a 3-way with 2 hot smoking Latin chicks on Dec. 21th, 2010. :nanner: Good times ahead. :thumbsup:

Didn't Lou Dobbs discuss this very same issue during his tenure on CNN? :confused:

I'll switch to W7 from Vista early next year.

Go for it JordanRules, you have nothing to lose and plenty to gain. Just don't make it creepy/stalker type obvious when you go to see her. Try to strike up some small talk to feel her out and if you see that she is sort of flirting with you, then go for the ****. :ak47:

Chimera http://www.andyparkart.com/images/gallery/concept/god_of_war_ii/chimera.jpg

. . . giving some of us erectile dysfunction (ED). :thefinger

The Smashing Pumpkins only because I smoked weed with Billy @ The Metro one time many moons ago. :) Too bad I never shared a needle with Kurt. :(

It looks like a cocoon to me. :dunno:

I'll go to Portillos or Fuddruckers, if I want something good on the cheap then Wendys. Fuck that Micky D's or BK ****.

Excellent publicity stunt! This will have people talking about her for a long time to come . . . well done! :hatsoff:

Moral of this story: Stay the fuck away from all simians especially those that are kept as fucking pets! :2 cents:

It's a toss up between Gianna Michaels and Whitney Stevens. Something about big floppy tits that makes my brain into mush. . . . :turnturn:

Petra, I'll be more than happy to help you compose an email in Spanish to Gigi & Tania Spice. Can you also try to reach out to Sativa Rose and Alexis Love? :hatsoff:

Whatever you fucking do, stay away from guns!!!!!!

It happens all the time in 3rd world countries.

I really don't give a **** about something like this, OTOH I'm pretty sure that the number any of my former gf's have told me is nothing but pure bullshit anyway. So it's hard to give you an honest answer, especially when most of them have told me they only ***** with 3 guys before me. Yeah...

Boy you are one nosy ***-of-a-bitch . . . now can you list any of her bad qualities? :confused: Don't fret, when she's old enough, she has all the makings for a great career in the cesspool of San Fernando Valley. :hatsoff:

Re: Gigi Spice I guess Pacino couldn't pay her enough for her to stay natural then. . . :thefinger

Here you go;

Yeah but what about your hand? :rubbel: Doesn't he have the ultimate word in this? :banana: :updown: