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Try New Jersey. :anonymous

Watching and downloading porn at the tax payers expense? This sounds like a ***** government job to me. :glugglug:

The Bidet is the way to go my friends! :hatsoff:

You're losing ***** over this? :confused:

Some of us are on other Colombian forums getting our feelings hurt, so we can run like a whiny little bitch and start a thread about it here. Just sayin' . . . :thefinger

So Tim Tebow's alias here on FO's is Blue Balls? :confused:

Sears catalog? :dunno:

Because Mr. trebus, El Señor Panocha is a big pussy that's why. A real tough [internet] bad-ass ****** like a bitch about a notorious file sharing Colombian forum, in a thread about Medellin cam girls. Most of those posts in Spanish are about how some of the members personally know the cam girls...

:hatsoff: GURU rep. Another ill classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=w2OZQHOLdE4

FYI, the going rate on the street for Latin American illegals to marry a US citizen [like me] is 18k. Something you should know. :2 cents:

Pogo stick. :yesyes:

I like that or a pizza with sausage with extra tomato sauce. :thumbsup:

And in other parts of India, this right of passage includes hammering a nail into the scrotum on a wooden 2X4. :hatsoff:

Do you mean your *** and sisters . . . ? :dunno: :thefinger :lame: :crash:

Get yourself a copy of Hiren's BootCD 10.4 on the interwebs somewhere.

Yep, with salary cap and everything. :rolleyes:

R.I.P. GURU!!! One of the best lyricist to ever hold the mic! :thumbsup: Your music will live forever! :hatsoff: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=PCRgl9n9SJQ

I'd go over to Twistys.

Excellent point. I think we need to paddle these parents for not disciplining their fucking bratty ******** in the first place. We need to set some serious examples here. :rolleyes:

mickeit sounds like an excellent name for a strong, confident and manly cock. :crash: :thefinger

Rock, paper, scissors between Jeneveve Jolie and Alexis Love.

They shoot porn across the river from New York City in New Jersey.

Twice the fail. :thefinger

Endless supply of hot looking chicks doing the nasty. :thumbsup:

If that runt was a CUBS fan ******** on a White Sox fan, he would be in a world of hurt or conveniently in a **** right about now. What a fucking asshole! :thefinger

Dogs & cats are really smart and also very delicious in China and other parts of Asia. Just sayin' . . .

Back in the 70's, 80's and early 90's it was. Now, half of Cabrini is already torn down with new real estate developments. The most notorious public housing in Chicago was the Robert Taylor Homes [already gone] near old Comisky Park, that was a no-mans land after dark, literally!

I wouldn't know, but it's probably too big for your mouth. :wave2:

The far south side in Inglewood is fucked up, pretty much most of the south side from old Comisky Park/Hyde Park neighborhood on south. The west side near Garfield Park, Humbolt Park and Logan Square is just the same with the fucking street gangs and ****. I wouldn't venture on 18th or 26th...

Sunday evenings when everybody is finished with their weekend errands, after eating dinner is usually party time on FO's! :partysml:

So True! My Aunt and my GF's ****** are teachers in the Chicago Public School system teaching 2nd and 3rd grades and they tell me the horror stories what these little bastards do in their classrooms. They always send unruly students to the principal's office and most of the time after school...

I would buy it and give it to my parents as a present for their 30th wedding anniversary, but that's just me. :hatsoff: Buy it and hang it somewhere in your bedroom or bathroom. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Some people can't afford Q-tips, so they use mice for cleaning ear canals and in some cases nostrils. . . I think. :dunno:

It's all about corporate sponsorship, shoving 3-4 hours of commercials up your ass. Featuring manly things like motor oil, pick up trucks and power tools. For the women, you have laundry detergent and mops. A nice cross section of America right there. :glugglug:

Eventually, would this include blind gay people? :dunno:

Can see a picture of me on Facebook or on the FBI's 10 most wanted list. Your choice.

Dude, with my fucked up Dyslexia, I first thought the title of this thread said Groover vs Elmer! My bad. I always thought the main character on Sesame Street was Big Bird, but times change I guess.

Hey man don't take this the hard way but death is a part of life . . . so eventually, she will die someday. Besides, you didn't interpret your *****, you made a baseless rhetorical statement. :thefinger

Thank U much for the rep amigo! :hatsoff:

You don't like rockin Ben Sherman shirts? :confused:

All of these [supposed] tough guy actors are nothing but pompous assholes. I have good friends who work in La-La land that tell me things nobody would ever believe. I'm pretty sure the late Mister Rogers had some skeletons in his closet.

That's too complicated bro! How can someone perform a simple search function with one hand while holding their penis with the other hand? It's much easier to create another redundant and useless thread IMO. :crash:

A better hint would be: She is [or was?] engaged to male performer Mr. Pete.

Did they cast Tom Green in this epic? Anything remotely associated with Tom Green is bound to be a failure of gigantic proportions.

That sounds like some roadside **** you will find south of the Mason-Dixon line. :eek:

Muchas gracias amigo for the rep, we gotta keep the **** around here interesting. :thumbsup: :hatsoff:

OMG, you have a scrotum fetish?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

People tell me that Orina de Caballo from Venezuela is quite tasty, but I wouldn't know cuz I don't ***** ****.

WTF, Jenaveve Jolie & Sativa Rose are not on this list? :thefinger

Fixed. :hatsoff: