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I'm really surprised that none of you 100K rep monsters haven't neg repped him a new asshole yet. I don't like kittens anyway. :cool:

Don't you want to see my penis first? :confused:

Muthafucka, the only muscle you know about are anal muscles. :thefinger

Nyet.

Gracias vato! :hatsoff:

Muchas gracias amigo! :hatsoff:

Nina Hartley has been in the porn biz since the mid 80's. So I'm pretty sure her snatch has sampled a lot of sausage miles.

Prija Anjali Rai started totally softcore, now look what she transformed into. :bowdown: :banana::banana::banana:

^^^ Why would you "blow up" that perfectly good tree? :confused: Today's perverted **** are tomorrows smut pornographers. :cool: ^^^

The way you are living your life, I'm 100% positive you will have a negative outcome sooner or later. :shocked:

Bouncy boobies gif for me please. Thx a million. :thumbsup:

If you live in Chicago, I'll take you to eat a couple of delicious tacos in the Mexican hood in Pilsen or 18th Street. :thumbsup: Just hit me up.

If you could come over my house and rim my dogs ass, he's been rubbing his fucking ass all over the floor again and I can't get him to stop. Thanks buddy. :hatsoff:

Hot Wife RIO.

It means: Bump or Bring up my post .

Charles Manson's vision of Helter Skelter?

I haven't had any problems with my Apple products. Taking a cue from Apple, perhaps Toyota and the rest of the auto industry should hire **** to build better cars. :2 cents:

It was just a matter of time and in your case, it took less than 10 posts before any thread goes down the **** can. Learn to live with it and you will ***** much better at night. :yinyang:

I thought this fucking thread was about trampoline sex. :mad:

Maybe it was take your *** to work week in the FAA? The sad thing is, I bet this *** did a better job than some air traffic controllers currently on the job.

Not yet. Maybe we should petition Pat Roberson to pray to GOD for a 9.5 earthquake to hit Iran? Or maybe Allah hates the country of Chile? :dunno:

I said this in another thread about the same subject, compared to the current crop of ebony hoochies, if someone were to offer any of these video rap divas some serious cash, they would skyrocket to the top of the ebony genre in the porn world.

Please don't hurt me. . . pretty please? :( :anonymous

WTF are you talking about? :confused: :dunno:

No contest. Kagney Linn Karter all the way.

^^^ And who do you think they will play against? The Chicago CUBS? :1orglaugh ^^^

I take it that this lil bit of info kind of flew over everyone's head. :crash:

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf :thumbsup:

She looks like Monica Lewinsky. Does she have good oral skills?

Yep, take a look in your pants! :1orglaugh

Technically, a woman becomes a MILF when she gives birth. Some MILF's are as young as 15-16 years old. Porn MILF's are marketed as women in their 30's.

Instead of soliciting money to pay your cell bill, you should solicit votes for the 10K FreeOnes contest you have a chance at winning. Those are much better odds than getting 12K from donations. :2 cents:

Try to find your answer here: http://lifehacker.com/

I never heard of Wankus, but good for him. :hatsoff:

Is this a trick question? If not, the answer is C.

My girls on the rag so I'm game for the next few days. :wiggle:

Sorry dude, my bad. I didn't mean to insult all watermelons everywhere. :o

I understand they lock you in a room for 7 days tied naked to a bed where they have ********* sex surrogates Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr perform every conceivable position of the Kama-Sutra to cure you from your sexual addictions. EDIT: Attachment deleted. Link...

Lori Alexia

I'm waiting for someone to insert a watermelon up their ass with pictures as proof.

Wow! And we can leave the toilet lid up!!! :nanner: I luvs you too babe!!! :bowdown:

Faye Reagan (minus the red hair) & Dakoda Brookes.

^^^ Fyi, you forgot to list numbers #13 & #20 on your awesome top 20 list. ^^^

Some good solid advice given to you here. It would be nice to know beforehand if she offers a "money back guarantee." Once your virginity is gone, it's gone. Unless of course if you can get a refund, then you can go elsewhere and shop around a bit before losing your virginity all over again...

Rod Blagojevich He has honesty and integrity written all over his face.

Now that's a great idea, Whorehouse on wheels. :thumbsup: :hatsoff:

You'll need to go to Japan or Brazil for that.

Only if she happens to be your ******, but in some parts, that's perfectly normal. :eek:

It shouldn't amaze you in the least bit. Look at the current fund raiser for Haiti, in this troubled economy with millions of more people out of work and decreased ****** budgets, where are people finding money to donate? Another way to look at this is that your money is not really your money...

Thanks for the rep jod0565! :thumbsup: Very cool of you. :hatsoff: