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  1. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Have you ever not posted something because a voice in your head said it would be a problem if your account ever became famous for some reason? Then another voice comes along and tells you not to be ridiculous? Nobody is ever going to read the stupid, inane crap I write here. I should stop...
  2. The Yak

    Famous People / Adult Performer Death Thread

    https://deadline.com/2025/07/julian-mcmahon-dead-1236449999/ Julian McMahon has died.
  3. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Interesting that the above gets past the censor untouched whereas other posts have been rendered unintelligible due to the removal of something completely innocuous.
  4. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    A posh British accent, woman's voice, produces the most euphonious version of the spoken English phrase "You're such a slutty good boy for Mommy's cock".
  5. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I find Cameo, the service through which people can purchase personalized messages from moderately famous people, to be very depressing. In some cases, only a few hundred dollars will buy personalized birthday greetings from an individual who would be the most famous person I ever met were I to...
  6. The Yak

    Boobies

    Octavia Red
  7. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I would be so much more successful if there had always been a sarcastic, large breasted goth girl around to smack me in the head and say "Stop being a dick".
  8. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Imagine if I truly am the only human being in existence with observable mental illness. Everone around me is blissfully happy and there is this one exhausting individual in their life. They have never encountered another individual who just appears to wish they were not alive. Very strange. The...
  9. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    When the entity in the previous post is actually compiling the entirety of information existence someday, it will actually compare me to other cynical, embittered drunks who also mumble sarcastic complaints about existence into pornography forums and determine who genuinely is mathematically...
  10. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I find myself lamenting the loss of the "..." thread as I had some quality material there. When the AI singularity is archiving the internet, they will miss some key aspects of my character. Fortunately, the Random Statement thread is still up in that other section so the following items about...
  11. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Dakota Pink
  12. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45617415/steelers-acquire-all-pro-cb-jalen-ramsey-trade-dolphins Steelers get: Jalen Ramsey Jonnu Smith 2027 7th round pick Dolphins get: Minkah Fitzpatrick 2027 5th round pick
  13. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    The movie opens with a young man and woman on a date. They are sitting outside. Man does not believe the woman when she says she could not eat a banana in public without strange men making gross comments. Man bets the woman that she will not be sexually harassed if she eats a banana and goes and...
  14. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    That quote sounds like a colorful and colloquial way of warning someone about Lisa, the person being referred to in the statement. "Gank" is a slang term that means to steal or take something **********, often without the owner's knowledge. And "dyke" is a derogatory term for a lesbian woman...
  15. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    Well, that was all very interesting. The preceding three posts were brought to you by me while under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis that produces the "high" associated with ********* use. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much I enjoyed...
  16. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    "Who? Lisa? MmHhm. That dyke will gank yo **** quick." said the woman who would become the love of my life.
  17. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    "It's *******." "That statement is open to meaningful dispute to an extent which would not be present were it to be said about heroin." FUCKING WORD CENSOR!!! THAT JOKE IS DEAD NOW. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CONVEY THE WORD WHILE RETAINING THE HUMOR! That's going to look even more psychotic when...
  18. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I am having some existential insights while under the influence of ***** right now. You may not be picking up some of subtle accents in that sentence to convey its exact meaning. I think you have to hear it spoken rather than read it. You know? Basically, it was better in my head.
  19. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

  20. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    69 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Jared Allen, defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs, Minnesota Vikings, Chicago Bears and Carolina Panthers. 4× first-team All-Pro (2007–2009, 2011) 2× NFL sacks leader (2007, 2011) Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025 NFL records...
  21. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    If one spends any time on message boards for depression/addiction/suicidal ideation/etc, it will not be long before one encounters the abbreviation ED to mean eating disorder. As a male in my late 30s who watches live sports on television, the first thing that comes to mind when I see ED is...
  22. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Azzurra Moretti
  23. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Ali Rose
  24. The Yak

    The "other" Nude Playoffs thread

    Raunchy RZR
  25. The Yak

    Random Statement Thread II

    I should have 12 people over for pudding.
  26. The Yak

    😆😆😆 Funny Videos 😆😆😆

  27. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Olga Kobzar
  28. The Yak

    USA destroys Iranian nuclear sites (3)

    I remember some years ago, people would sing the phrase "bomb Iran" to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. I never thought that was funny or clever.
  29. The Yak

    😆😆😆 Funny Videos 😆😆😆

  30. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Alice Sey
  31. The Yak

    😆😆😆 Funny Videos 😆😆😆

  32. The Yak

    Major Changes to the Word Censor List

    This is going to inflame the lining of my stomach.
  33. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Liya Silver
  34. The Yak

    Major Changes to the Word Censor List

    How very interesting. I am testing random words below: vagina megaphone grunties wankle rotary engine semen nipples shoe soiled underwear envelope cellar door body sleeve moist pubic hair I do not see gin listed in the screenshots above despite multiple other types of ******* being ******.
  35. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Georgie Darby
  36. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Laurine Nickel
  37. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    78 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Bruce Smith, defensive end for the Buffalo Bills and Washington Redskins. 2× NFL Defensive Player of the Year (1990, 1996) 8× First-team All-Pro (1987, 1988, 1990, 1993–1997) 3× Second-team All-Pro (1989, 1992, 1998) 2× NFL ******...
  38. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    It appears my vote was removed. I voted for Casual Surveillance.
  39. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    We just can't have nice things.
  40. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    What happened to the "....." thread? It was similar to this one in that people would post funny things and didn't have a specific topic. It appears to be missing.
  41. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    I don't like soybeans.
  42. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    Josephine Jackson
  43. The Yak

    Famous People / Adult Performer Death Thread

    https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/jun/11/harris-yulin-death Harris Yulin has died.
  44. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Casual Surveillance
  45. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    85 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Antonio Gates, tight end for the San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers. 3× First-team All-Pro (2004–2006) 2× Second-team All-Pro (2009, 2010) NFL 2000s All-Decade Team Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025
  46. The Yak

    Upcoming games you are hyped for

  47. The Yak

    Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

    My morning commute takes me through downtown Raleigh. One morning this past week, I was sitting a red light and, as two white woman were jogging by, I heard a black man providing these two women his address in the event they wanted to come to his place of residence for the purpose of sexual...
  48. The Yak

    World-Class Nudes

    https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Miranda_Faith
  49. The Yak

    The "other" Nude Playoffs thread

    #4 - the one with the blonde and brunette
  50. The Yak

    NFL '25 Season Thread

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45459152/aaron-rodgers-plans-sign-steelers-sources-say It appears that Aaron Rodgers is signing with the Pittsburgh Steelers. As has been speculated for some time.
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