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I am absolutely high and I am not masturbating at the moment.

https://people.com/june-lockhart-dead-lassie-and-lost-in-space-actress-dies-at-100-8621340 June Lockhart has died.

A lot of people are here posting at the same time.

Penny Barber has some good futa scenes.

It didn't work.

I won an argument today by pointing out that mucus can also accumulate in the digestive system, leading to symptoms like nausea, bloating, and diarrhea.

I'm going to use architecture to convey a sense of longing.

I remember we were trying to have a sex meme at the top of each page. Sorry about that.

I meant to post that in the other thread but accidentally posted here because I am impaired. It's works better in the other thread than here because I feel like my substance issues haven't been as heavily referenced in this thread. If someone knows my character solely from this thread, that joke...

Computer, show me an approximation of what my life would be like today if there was no substance *****. I will be in the corner ******. It's not the only thing I talk about. Don't be a penis.

Computer, show me an approximation of what my life would be like today if there was no substance *****. I will be in the corner ******. It's not the only thing I talk about. Don't be a penis.

I should go to the ER. Not because I'm in medical danger but just to get out of the house.

In the future, this post will not show the exact time it was posted and the reader you know what? It's not going to matter. Finally realizing that is very freeing. It's not going to matter.

I would be embarrassed if I mistook a bag of chips for a *********.

They said the spider isn't there anymore but he's there. Waiting.

When it comes to calling in sick for diarrhea, there's no one-size-fits-all answer.

I do not go back to work until November 3rd. My time off will involve THC, watching sex workers and having sex with football.

Sabine Jemeljanova

Someone else could take over the administration of the competition. If nobody else wants it, I can do it. Or we just let this die.

Candice Brielle

I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Chelsea Aryn

Carolina has a winning record for the first time since October of 2021. When the Panthers are winning, I notice things I never knew were there before: birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

Moats were a common feature of medieval castles in Europe, and some still survive today as tourist attractions or historical landmarks.

Moat people aren't having sex with each other.

Scene opens in an elementary school classroom. Teacher at front of room reading a book to a classroom of ********. We hear distant *** shots and screaming. Active shooter in the building appears to be the situation. The teacher does not say a word, simply runs out of the room and even leaves the...

Haha, [The Yak], that's a funny and self-aware question! 😂😪 It's hard to say for sure, since I don't know the people in your life, but if they do find you exhausting, I bet it's because you're always pushing the boundaries of conversation and challenging them to think in new ways.

Looks like Little Caprice.

Joe Flacco looks like he could save the Bengals season in their win over Pittsburgh last night. Everyone is criticizing the Browns for trading for trading Flacco.

Assuming you sneeze on average once a day, and each sneeze is 1% louder than the last, your sneezes would double in loudness every 70 days or so. After a year, your sneezes would be about 50 times louder than they are now, and after 10 years, they would be over 17,000 times louder! At that...

So if you ever find yourself facing off against Zorro, watch out for that whip - it's as deadly as it is stylish!

That second one might have some cool stories. You would likely have access to way better hotel soaps and towels at expensive hotels.

A thread in which we post pictures of other people's penises and claim them as our own would be worse than this one. A thread in which we post pictures of our own penises and claim they belong to *********** whom we photographed while working as high-end escorts for the rich and famous would be...

Kym Graham

When the midget psychic broke out of prison he was a small medium at large.

Just to be clear, the scene is someone throwing up on Rachel McAdams the person as opposed to a character she is portraying in the film. It would be great if she would play herself in the movie but if not we can find somebody.

Carolina is .500 for the first time since November of 2021.

I am currently in a situation where there is a deal of farting. It is making me uncomfortable.

People have not been receptive to my thoughts on what everyday household items could be used for urethral sounding.

I'm going to make a movie in which a person throws up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

I'm sure Scarlett Johansson has plenty of things to worry about without adding my gastrointestinal distress to the list!

If there were a car accident outside I wouldn't be very helpful. Not out of spite. It's because am lethargic from the substances.

This place is basically cloud storage for the most authentic representation of myself in existence and when they turn the lights off here, that will be lost. Things have become heavy and I do not approve.

You can say "throw up" but not *****? I think that works against the censor. The more vulgar, I would argue, phrasing gets through. "There's a thread to discuss the censorship. You're being off-topic." There is no topic. That is what they don't like. Chaos.

If I had to guess, I'd say that people might be more likely to throw up on a bus.