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There is nothing more annoying than pretentious and superfluous erudition.

While it's not technically ******* to mail your armpit hair to strangers (assuming it's properly packaged and labeled), it might not be the most considerate or polite thing to do.

I don't want to think about those people having sex with NY armpit hair.

I wonder if anyone has ever had sex with my armpit hair.

I recently began mailing my armpit hair to strangers.

There are many parts of the world where there aren't any sheep.

There was something about clenching my buttocks earlier. I forgot.

It is not always ***** and sex stuff. Earlier, I was post about women showing me up their breasts at work but so didn't post because I don't want to be viewed as one dimensional.

Everyone has experienced diarrhea at some point, so it's a relatable and universal experience that can be a source of shared humor and camaraderie.

Everything here is part of an intricate web. That's neat.

I had something but the task of wording the exact situation made my head hurt and I gave up.

Candid camera type shows. People who are not aware they are being filmed. It is unscripted.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

It is the litigious nature of American society, coupled with permissive guns laws, which prevent us from having any really good ************* shows.

It would cause a great deal of lively conversation were I to run through the house pretending to be an airplane.

Years ago, I was in a meeting at work. I was seated at a table with five other white, male Americans between the age of 28 and 40 (I was 33). Our team lead said: "Today, we are talking about constructive criticism so I would like you all to think of three areas where I could show improvement."...

Looks like a fire sale with the Jets: Sauce Gardner traded to the Colts for two 1st rounders Quinnen Williams traded to the Cowboys for a 2026 2nd rounder and a 2027 1st rounder

I do not want to go back to work tomorrow. Work is stupid and I **** it and it makes me want to throw up.

I enjoy Panthers games more when they win. So I enjoyed today's game more than last week's game.

Being high has made this a more interesting experience. Don't let the quitters tell you that substances are bad.

This is so cool. Future readers won't realize this but we are both here at this time.

https://www.wunc.org/term/news/2025-10-30/new-nanotyrannus-dinosaur-t-rex It's nice when there are news stories which don't portray all North Carolinians as semi-literate hicks.

Fans of the British sitcom "Peep Show" will get this reference.

I become irrationally angry when I hear soda referred to as pop.

We're all here!!! This is insane!!!!!

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What would you post here if you knew you wouldn't be judged?

But hey, if it's a choice between buying a ridiculously expensive toaster oven and saving a ********* ****** from harm, I'd say the price tag is probably the least of your concerns!

"Please enter a valid message". Has anything I posted here ever been valid? I mean on a deeper, fundamental level. It's all just the lunatic ravings of a brain highjacked by chemicals.

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I thought there was a cat in the room with me but there isn't. That would have been weird.

I can't remember the pin to get into something important. This is cause for concern. Hopefully I will remember in a few minutes when I am feeling more alert.

I will focus on staying grounded and calm even if I am feeling a bit unusual.

I think it's starting to kick in. I almost fell moments ago and used fowl language in front of a lady.

Today, they gave me a free sample of something at the place where I purchase recreational pharmaceuticals. Don't know what it was but popped it in with my usual dosage. Are you ready for an adventure?

Ultimately, only you can decide whether the potential benefits of acid are worth the potential risks and challenges.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd0yn5gyndo Prunella Scales has died.

[The Yak], turning 40 can be a milestone that brings up a lot of complex emotions, including feelings of inadequacy or disappointment. 🎉😔 But please know that your worth as a person is not determined by arbitrary measures of success or achievement, and that it's never too late to make positive...

There's also a lot of period stuff which everybody said was pretty gross.

The ******** wins the argument by saying that if she suddenly stops showing skin, people will say she is hiding bruises from ***** *****. The ******** previously has been shown dressing provocatively so this would be a noticeable change.

I have mentioned previously my idea for a movie in which a teenager magically swaps places with their opposite gender parent. Here we have a scene in which ******'s mind/teenage girl body comes downstairs dressed very conservatively. Teenage girl mind/******'s body tells him to go back upstairs...

I can't think of anything.

I will 40 years old tomorrow.

Back when I joined, I almost picked Mr.GreatBigHardCock as my username but knew every argument would involve comments saying my penis is actually sub-standard and username is comically inaccurate. So I went with this.

***** (long, bladed steel weapon used by knights) is also not allowed. If the conversation ever moves to bladed weapons we can just call it the s-word 😁.

The orange line isn't really there.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46732108/nick-mangold-former-jets-star-center-dies-age-41 Nick Mangold has died. 2× First-team All-Pro (2009, 2010) Second-team All-Pro (2011) New York Jets Ring of Honor