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Could the world end in nine days? Well, if it's in The Sun, then it must be true.. Tabloids rarely get anything wrong..:rolleyes:

Who'd have thought that a pornstar would ever get pregnant...:dunno:

7/10 on my first attempt.. sadly, I knew the difference between Ant and Dec. :helpme: ..I shall be moving to a small cave in Nepal and shall live there until I'm 93... (or have forgotten which is Ant and Dec, whichever occurs sooner)

hmmm.. no one biting yet. Hint: Get onto something + A brand of camera.

The story that just keeps giving..

Hmmm..yes :hatsoff:

Yes, you are right! Okay I'll post another. This is a well-known film: 1: Boat 2: Sink: 3: War 4: ***** 5: River

You mean Lactating? She'd have to be preggers for that to happen..

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Jessica Dior Let me see now, I'm guessing that Jessica Dior is just out of shot.. or maybe hiding under the bed... or perhaps she's several hundred miles away, doing a different video and actually has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone in that video you...

Carol Goldnerova.. I get an erection just looking at her eyes.

lol.. actually, there are 'bits' of Michael Jackson that are younger than him.. His nose celebrated it's 28th birthday, a couple of months ago. His chin is only 21 and his left eyebrow will be 'sweet *******' in November.

You have to guess what can go through the doorway... My first attempt was words that have double letters in them: maildude guessed it correctly, so he's posted some things of his own. All we've got to do is guess what 'peculiarity' allows some of his things through and some not...

I wonder if BNF has eloped with Erica Campbell? Funny how they both left the scene around the same time..

Jacko's hitting 50? Surely he'll be too worn out to celebrate his birthday..:D

Five-Letter words?

It's okay.. there are only about four people who have any interest in it, so go ahead.

A sheep can go through, but a cow can't.. Boobs and Ass can go through, but Tits can't.. are you seeing it now?

Get on the camera.. in a sexual way. (natural object)

correct (but maildude beat you to it)

She's Ok.. I suppose:dunno:

Christopher Walken? I'm assuming Christopher(Colombus = discovery) and Walk(en)

This is not a well known film, so I'll make the clues easy.. 1: Mini 2: Yellow 3: Chase 4: New-Zealand 5: 1981 And remember folks.. googling is a sin! :nono:

You are.. but let's see if anyone else knows.

Re: Daria / Aksana - Perfect Tits for your pleasure.. http://www.sublime-boobs.com/fhg/18_SublimeBoobs/sb_pix02/aksana07/1576726-,,1,,/

Part of it!

It's the jumper... who can resist any man in a woolly jumper?. :dunno:

Actually, any orchestra you care to mention usually has one or two hotties.. usually violinists, or the afore mentioned flutists. or there's this.. http://www.ucooldvd.com/product_info.php?products_id=159 I'm getting my order in quick. Just in.... PHWOOOAAARR

"They're Here.." - Little girl in Poltergeist.

Close encounters of the turd kind... I mean third kind.

Well, if it's true, I will wait for her eventual comeback with open arms and lowered trousers. :angels:

Hmmmm... I'd normally tell you to follow you heart. On this occasion, I'd say.. go for a bit of head!

Not if they're female..

Freeones can pass through, but a Forum can't. Blueballs can go through, but maildude can't.

liar, liar, pants on fire.. you were up to no good with an OCSM in the broom cupboard again. (those were the only kind of 'tits up' you knew about!)

I tell you something.. my hitchhiking days are over. :booty: :thumbsup: .."hold still while I try to give you the thumbs-up"

You might have something, but it's not the answer! some more clues: Chocolate can't go through, but Pudding can. A Bottom and an Ass can go through, but a backside can't. Boobs can go through, but Tits can't.

I rolled back the system restore to an earlier setting, which seems to have solved the problem. I still don't know why I was getting the install errors.

That's me with my 'HP' laptop.. 'Hobo-Pewter'

For 'The Hoff', I'd drop my own undies! :bowdown: :1orglaugh

Here's the problem.. I decided to upgrade my graphic card, from an ATI Sapphire to an Nvidia FX. My first attempt was to uninstall the software/drivers for the ATI card then install the software/drivers for the Nvidia. All went well, or so it seemed. I started getting the occasional blue screen...

If you want to know how to chat-up German women, ask Maleonetwo.. I'm sure he'll know someone who can help you.. ;) (OH... and don't mention 'The Whore') :1orglaugh

God, No... I don't do it myself, but I do have a couple of beauties on hand to do it for me..

Didn't we have someone on a few months back, who was sniffing chairs? Where's all this sniffing going to end? :dunno:

I was looking up 'Poltergeist' on Wiki and was reading about the death of the little girl from the film, Heather Rourke. I didn't know she had died so young. Such a pretty young thing. so, so sad.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_O%27Rourke

Same thing happened to me.. a workmate left a bag containing some personal effects, including some undies, so I had a quick sniff.. Later I told him that his Y-fronts stunk like a bad day at the pig **** and he really should use more powder to get the skid marks out of them. :ban:

Your Cheque's in the post. :hatsoff:

A simple idea (aren't mine always..) I have a magic doorway, through which, only certain things can pass..(some peculiarity about the object/thing) I will give a couple of examples of objects which can/cannot pass through, then you can all make wild inaccurate guesses of your own, until someone...

Best of Squeeze.

Disgusting... I shall not think of you in the same way again, Senob. ;)

I heard that the best you could manage was bronze... I won't tell anyone though.