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Is Paul Newman the guy that knocked out a dog with one punch?

He got you an engagement ring, but he uses it as a cock ring instead.

^ lol

Says who? Giants were -1.5 last I checked. Did people actually pick Carolina? No offense, Yak.

Yes. That's why its good.

1a. Dexter 1b. Breaking Bad 1c. Fringe 8124z. The Walking Dead.

Man didn't do this. Ice melts. It's what ice does.

I bet if phucalotapuss was an established member and said the same thing nobody would say ****. It's tough being a noob around these parts.

I have degrees in journalism and advertising, but I work the midnight audit at a hotel.

Everybody quit hating on assari. He lives near a dangerous forest and English isn't his first language. Cut him some slack.

I'd devastate this girls vaginal area.

Gtfo

Should have kept Tebow! Oh wait, Peyton had a good game! I love Peyton! But wait, Denver isn't going undefeated, I want my virgin back. I miss the taste of his clean, unused dong!! How's Tebow doing now? Troll troll troll troll troll troll troll.

NFC West went 4-0 this week. It feels good to not be the joke division any longer.

Greatest song ever written.

Guys. All your forests are fine. Most women don't even care about the dangerousness of your forests.

IDing = identifying.

I love you assari.

Like a boss. IDing babes before I even get a chance to ask. That is why you're MOTW.

Unremarkable photos of an unremarkable woman with an unremarkable body. Some people would bust their nut to a pile of **** if you put it on tv and had paparazzi snap some pics of it.

The only explanation for this is lexi belle has people voting for her.

That makes papagmp the smartest man alive.

...eating those spicy wings. Somebody help me :(

You're such a fucking ******. Peyton is an mvp and super bowl champ. He gets a pass.

This sucks!! Surely Bettman can't keep hos job after...3? lockouts under his watch?

How do you unexpectedly not receive something?

If anybody wants rep, they'll vote for Jayden.

Reaction videos.

How about that Luck ***?

Get lexi belle the fuck outta here.

What do you get out of this relationship? I know sex isn't everything, but cmon. Does he know.you aren't satisfied and not care? Does he even try? Guy sounds selfish and inconsiderate.

Nighty night, Detroit. Where are these high powered offenses I kept hearing about? Wtf happened to NE and Baltimore?

She's gorgeous, but if gianna Michaels actually fucks like she does in her videos, I'd laugh in her face and tell her to gtfo. She tries so hard that.its actually a turn off. Therea aggressive, and then there's fake, trying way too hard to be aggressive. Also, as xfire mentioned, ava Devine is...

Quit being so logical.

If you're in a relationship and still paying cash for sex, you're doing it wrong.

It depends on the size of the cocks she's fucked.

The guy shouldn't offer money. Wait till she ****** and fap in her hair. Lesson learned.

Rage. Fuuuuuuck

I want to know why all of a sudden this thread is filled with long time members with really low post counts have started posting in here.

Nice bump without contributing anything. What was the purpose ofyour bump?

This made me lol papagmp prob gets more action than everybody else in this thread combined.

Mariah Milano

Neither have made anything worth listening to in a long time. But if I had to choose, U2. I **** that I chose those douches over anybody. Man. Crash Into Me is a great song.

He's no Dane Cook.

<3<3

Too much, amirite?? Nah I'm just kiddin. I ride my bike. All the money you spend on gas, I spend on fun.

Between 2-6 is reasonable. There has to be a line somewhere. 5pm is not that line. There is certain Chinese restaurants here that will secretly serve you **** after hours in a teapot if you ask for the Specialty. Special-Tea. Get it? God bless the Chinese.