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Dude! Tell me about it. I've got a pretty bad cold right now and it completely ruined my Saturday night. I was at a wedding and couldn't enjoy the food or open bar to the extent I would have liked to. Rage!!! Moving on. Empty fridges **** me off.

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An affair eh? You're sweet. Why not just break up with him like an adult instead of being a bitch?

Livin the life.

Oilers moving to Seattle? Sounds like scare tactics to me. http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/edmonton-oilers-investigating-move-south-to-seattle-1.970236

Romney needs a helmet.

The call was b.s, but knock the ball down. Cmon, ***.

I **** getting massages. Love giving them though. It's a great blowjob trading piece. I'd give one to anybody that asked.

Lol

Jenna Suicide. Pretty much a one off on bang bus.

Ban this asshole.

Looool. Wow. That's all I can say.

Nope.

Lol. Also, funny section.

Jets were missing the playoffs anyway.

It's a mod of Half Life 2, I believe and it's been out for a couple years now but I just saw it. Anybody play? It looks terrifying and ridiculously fun.

They probably date regular, confident, financially stable guys who treat women with respect and have their life figured out. And by financially stable I don't mean rich. A solid career can go a long way in making a woman feel secure. You don't have to be a millionaire or a doctor or Brad Pitt to...

Way to rain on the guys parade. But you're right. She needs a haircut or something. Did she **** up 2 minutes before the shoot?

Jesus Christ. What are you, a chia?

Your post times suggest you watched all 4 in a row. True? After the first one, I've never given the rest of this series a chance, but the new one looks alight. I may rent them all today and pull a darkwarrior.

No kidding. Especially since it seems(with the exclusion of St Louis) that the division is going to be tighter than expected.

Feeling disgusted is kind of over dramatic, no? Something that would make me feel disgusted is knowing someone jerks off to a scene involving Steve Martin.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/all-32-nfl-quarterbacks-their-muppet-doppelgange Most are a stretch, but there are a few striking resemblances. Romo and Cutler especially.

Whoever said that either doesnt know what misogyny means, has never seen Breaking Bad or is talking about another show.

So you're saying I have a shot with him?

Hey! A new guy disagrees with us. Let's ****** him!

Please let New England finish last.

No. Scrap it and start again.

Oh ya. 24 Grams is the guy who has better taste than everybody else, but is too scared to say who he likes. And the same names pop up because most of the same girls are a joke. Also, I don't live in the USA. I'd still fuck sasha grey, but I'd only fuck her at her house so I could leave when I...

Oh please let the Lions finish last in the division. Please.

Seems stupid to call it legends, but not include the legends.

The guy seems insane on that show he hosts. The one about aliens and what not.

Five Guys is too expensive? How cheap do you want your food?

Boring cliche speeches at weddings. "(Insert lame inside joke that isn't actually funny here)...no but seriously though, I'm happy for you and I love you two. Congrats" Shitty, lazy DJs that play the same **** songs at every wedding.

Literally every member of this board is on my ignore list. Even me.

Gramer polees ftw

Oh now I get it.

Why am I holding this?

This made me lol.

Not being able to ***** when I know I have a long day ahead.

Those girls are smokin though.

Gettin real sick of this ****, real quick.

I think Trainspotting described it pretty well. Something like thebest orgasm you've ever had multiplied by 10 and that's half as good as heroin. I think that's trainspotting. I'm not checking. I'm also never trying heroin.

Balanced teams on a hot streak win championships. Didn't D-Rock already say this.

I'm a zombie horror buff too, and that's exactly what makes that show so disappointing. Oh zombies are popular? Let's make a **** tv show with **** acting and no progression out of a good book. It's such an obvious cash grab. It's like those studios who release movies like Abraham Lincoln vs...

Wtf is so great about the walking dead?

Who is that girl? Also, where's the funny?

Now this is a forest. That's not a forest, this is! You call that a forest?? Pleeeease!!!

Did the buffalo have a heart ******?