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I think I just go in the shower and fuck myself instead. Fuck my hand, that is. A damn sexy one too! I have always had the cookiemonster fetish. They appearently make women scream! :D

Who is best; Vicky Vette or Puma Swede? Who is your favorite scandinavian pornstar (if any other that the two above)?

Lol! I understood. I'm just fucking with you. :D (not littarly, ofcourse)

I am SO tempted to say SO many things right now. But I aint a bad person (at least I try not to be bad). So, after what I've learned, the answare is (in simplisity): There are no way you can fuck a pornstar exept: 1. You become a pornstar yourself 2. Your girlfriend is a pornstar (no offence...

Huh? So fucking someone analy aint to fuck someone? I am confused now. :confused: I think its some truth in the myth to reduced friction...

Since I got active here at the board, I am steady on 3-4 orgasms a day plus those times I dont go all the way. That equals to... alot! And Chica dont is a REALLY naugthy girl, because she helps me keeping the numbers up!

You might know this newsflash by now, but I think this will make you go less gaga and go more gag over Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga want to publish a new perfume. Guess what it smells like? Not flowers! http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-01-28/lady-gagas-sweet-smells-of-semen-and-*****/

Yes, there is. One of my exfirfriends is a black person. And no, I dont have nude photos of her.:D

Ok, ok, i admitt it! Sometimes the norwegians make a fool of ourselfs! You may *** on my wheel this time! :facepalm: And I quote Achmed, the dead terrorist: HOLY CRAP! Now I learned something new!:nanner:

Check is sport? Sweet!

Well, thats a start! :D

I should refresh my memories from the king sagas, but I do recall from my history lessons both Gyda Eiriksdottir and my favorite viking King Harold Fairhair. He was a badass that won many battles, but after what I recall, he was from eastern norway and moved to Hålogaland (Trondheim). But there...

Hordaland? Rogaland? Thank you. :D To be honest; we didnt have (and still dont) have the best defence as an individual country, BUT under WW2 we did a good job to motivate each other, doing underground work like posting out ******* newspapers that were against the nazis. Max Manus is a famous...

Oh, yeah! He is VERY popular!

I was about to vote, and then i saw the photos and then i just lost my mind and did some "private business". I totally forgot to vote!

I know :-D

No problem. For a male, there is more money to get in the gay part of porn industry. Im getting RICH! Moahahaha! WW2 wasnt the finest hour in the norwegian defence. Lets talk about something else. At least we are smarter than most swedes. :D "We are vikings! We are badasses that likes Thor...

In one word; yes. Ofcourse there are places that dont look as good, and there are places that look better than the photos on Wikipedia. And you have different impressions from the same place if you visit the place in diffenrent seasons (ofcourse). Thank you. I've been to Aurland myself. Its...

Sheer up! We still love you even though you aint the BAD wolf anymore! :D

Landscape architecture: You mean like in general? Like roads and tunnels and ferries and UFOS and stuff? We have tomb gardens. We call it a graveyard. But we also have gardens outside our houses. These gardens are for pleassure or as a parkingspot for the car or boat that dont work. :D

Well, the pussy-vikings are from Sweden. The badass vikings are from Norway. Just ask Jan Gullio (or how his name is spelled) I am a guy with my car (and her name) as my alter ego on Freeones. Huh? Is Sweeden overrun bu muslims? Anyways; the debate about how much we will allow here in Norway is...

Ok, that does it! Im moving to UK!

I aint surpriced if there is. Even and Odd are normal norwegian names. I know that is odd and strange :D Its becoming mainstream, but Britney Spears and other bad things are still more popular Not that I have seen. But we have hot chicks here! Can you blame them? You swedes gave us Puma...

In one word: yes. (Kirkenes in north and Larvik in south) And you can also see differences in the weather from the westcoast and the eastern parts of Norway. It's because of the Gulf stream and our lovely mountains. On the cost, you get warm winters and cold summers. On the east side of Norway...

Yes, and we have alot more sporting men - not the least in winter sports and soccer (football). But I dont care for soccer unless its soccer moms. But thats my personal oppinion :D Oh! we have Petter Solberg and Henning solberg, the rallydrivers. You are very welcome to visit Norway. European...

I have the impression that in and around Oslo you might get the most! :-D That depends what kind of soundsystem you use. I would reccomend JVC or Sony. Scott is just shitty. Normally I "fall" into the fjord because I want to. But yes, I have ffllen into one. And I didnt freeze to death! It...

Lol! I have to confess: Im a norwegian that dont listen to black metal. But I like these pictures...

The country of the midnight sun. The home of Vicky Vette. The land that gave us vikings. Now I will answare any question you have about Norway

Do we need more? Remember; among all the few - but good - stars from Norway, we got one of the best stars; YOU! :D

Devon Lee or Julia Ann! Or better yet; both at the same time! THAT would make me exitement! :D

Yes, this is highly important. If Bree and Charlie is a couple, then we might not see none of them again! They will... uhm... I think I'll just stop there before I say something stupid - as I always do :D

Nice to see some more canadian OCSMs here :D

Welcome to freeones, Vera baby. My instant reaction was "Huh? What? Heeey! This OCSM looks nice! What was I doing again?" And that is a good thing. :D

Same here! 10 years difference. Generally, I like the mature stars best (well, no offence, but stars in their 60ies are a bitt TOO mature, though).

Yesh! You are right. And my list is: 1. Anastacia 2. Jeniffer Love Hewitt 3. Scarlet Johanson And I hope their men will be in the bed (or anywhere else in the house) when I **** up...

Too bad we have lost another good artist. RIP

Darn! I hoped I would see ALOT of funny names, and Lungzyn already won! Shall we find a good no. 2? :D A little note: Ive seen alot of porn name that is a "misspell" of famous names (like Letha Weapons ) I just cant think of any right now...

Brittany Angel ?

Bump

I am a male, but I use a photo of my girlfriend (my car) as my avatar and I use her name here at freeones. Does that count?

You could make great money on this; sell a clone to every fan you have. And you can add a ugly-on-naugthy-films-and-naugthy-photos-gene in every clone. That way, you can still earn money on your films and photos! :D Sorry. Im thinking too much science fiction these days.

bump

because lately he has bumped other things then this thread.

secretly ate a cat. Im just not sure if it was a pussy or an actual cat. Maybe he ate Garfield and I adopted Garfields love for lasagne?

has got fur in his face

I know you like norway now...

he is a real man! :D

will be a badass mo-fo pornstar with the name Scarface.

should cut his nails. Or be declawed. :-P